2024 cheat sheet

    by habrotonum

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    1. ChickenSalad96 on

      “Oh man…. I STILL can’t decide between the two of them! Both sides, amirite?!”

    2. LeonardSmallsJr on

      – Can’t form a sentence

      – Meaning derived from incoherent ramblings ranges between childish dickishness and just plain evil

      – Clear goal of everything he does is grift. Everything. He wouldn’t say hi to his mom if it didn’t get him something. Speaking of which, he kept many top secret files illegally for…reasons.

    3. ThirdBaconSlice on

      Trump also likely shared Israeli defense secrets with Russian, who then passed them along to Iran, who then shared them with Hamas. So much blood on such tiny hands.

    4. Average Trump supporter: “Man, I wish I was smart enough to get caught committing fraud, treason and sexual assault.”

    5. Well Biden does have one sexual assault allegation on the books… but oh yeah that one doesn’t count.

    6. Don’t forget 8 years as VP and decades of experience vs 3 years in office and golfing

    7. There are elections in 28 days, vote. Show the republicans your displeasure at local and state elections this year.

      [https://ballotpedia.org/Main_Page](https://ballotpedia.org/Main_Page)

      [https://ballotpedia.org/Elections_calendar](https://ballotpedia.org/Elections_calendar)

      Call your representative and let them know that you want them to fund social security, food assistance and other social programs not cut them. Let them know you want to protect a woman’s right to chose and to protect minorities and the LGBTQ communities from discrimination not make it legal. Tell them to stop campaigning through legislation and do there jobs. Call your state representatives and tell them the same thing.

      [https://www.house.gov/representatives](https://www.house.gov/representatives)

    8. dantemanjones on

      If you’re going to put Biden’s stutter on one side, include the rambling, incoherent “answers” to questions that never get answered on the other side. Or things like covfefe, Tim Apple, and the McDonald’s classic known as the Fish Delight. Or how proud he was at allegedly passing a dementia exam, “proving” it in a way that would make Keyser Soze proud.

    9. You can definitely change “shared nuclear secrets” to “leaked a shit ton of national security information, including but not limited too nuclear locations, worldwide operatives, foreign ralational intel, national defense positions and spending, etc”

      And we don’t know about half the other stuff he talked about.

    10. On the right side you forgot “barely capable of coherent thoughts” and “widely known Adderall abuser”

    11. Irishbangers14 on

      Idk I think the obese,criminal, racist is an accurate representation for our country

    12. cheffartsonurfood on

      One has a stutter (which is involuntary) and the other just flat out makes up words cuz he’s too stupid to think of the correct ones. But hey, I’m just voictering my opinion.

    13. It’s funny to me how people fail to recognize Biden’s flaws just because they can only compare him to Trump

      Both greatly expanded oil drilling and pipelines despite youth facing an existential crisis. Both oppose universal healthcare. Both built a pointless, expensive, and environmentally horrifying wall on the southern border. Both cage immigrants. Both have been beholden to the wealthiest people in the world for their entire careers. Both support endless funding for weapons manufacturers and imperialist governments…

      If there are 2 turds and 1 turd is a rapist also… maybe we should stop comparing them and just throw them both away

    14. Can we also mark “hasn’t been to Epstein Island” on the left and “Has been to Epstein Island” on the right.

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