there’s a very similar thing that is crucial to living organisms
Ok_Enthusiasm_3624 on
Trying to remind his wife of what to do..
AlabamaHotcakes on
“But I’m tired…”
*pushes bouncy button*
50YrOldNoviceGymMan on
stupid idea
ThisIsGettinWeirdNow on
Make bed your club coz you are the bouncer
MoonKitten2000 on
Fighting hard against diminishing birth rates 😅
Cold-Tomatillo-414 on
Jumping into intimacy , literally
GeraintLlanfrechfa on
punk_rancid on
Not gonna lie, this is an awesome product.
“oh but people should be able to thrust for themselves.” Sure, but then we are excluding a lot of people from sex, and that aint cool. People with problem breathing, physical effort, people who got paralyzed from the waist down, they all deserve a good fucking, and that bed can absolutely help.
People often forget, but products that are designed to do mundane tasks, like an apple peeler or something like that, are made to aid people who cant perform those mundane task by themselves.
Boboriffic on
The Mormon youth would LOVE these self jumping beds. Perfect for soaking.
SwimThruGround on
All these years and my grandparents told me its to help them wake up from their sleep.
>!I found out that was a lie one morning when it didn’t work on grandma!<
080secspec13 on
Why’s it got a US flag on it? Does “made in the US” have some kinda corpo-attraction in China?
justwentskiing on
Would love to try it! Takes away the hard work so I can actually focus on the feeling.
Can we adjust the rytjm thru a voice control though?
(funny: me moaning to the bed “hm, slower, slower”, my girlfriend screaming “faster, faster!!!”)
winkman on
First pandas, now this!?
What is it with people trying to get folks in China to bang?
If they don’t want to, leave them alone.
drumpat01 on
Sign me up
Coinsworthy on
Too bad it’s electric, if it was hand cranked mormons would kill for it.
easant-Role-3170Pl on
While the mattress is doing all the work, you can scroll through TikTok
PoutPill69 on
No thanks.
That would turn sexy time into a wrestling match, and increase the chances of me snapping my dick.
Breadstix009 on
Someone send this to Will from Inbetweeners (when Will and Charlotte get close)…
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there’s a very similar thing that is crucial to living organisms
Trying to remind his wife of what to do..
“But I’m tired…”
*pushes bouncy button*
stupid idea
Make bed your club coz you are the bouncer
Fighting hard against diminishing birth rates 😅
Jumping into intimacy , literally
Not gonna lie, this is an awesome product.
“oh but people should be able to thrust for themselves.” Sure, but then we are excluding a lot of people from sex, and that aint cool. People with problem breathing, physical effort, people who got paralyzed from the waist down, they all deserve a good fucking, and that bed can absolutely help.
People often forget, but products that are designed to do mundane tasks, like an apple peeler or something like that, are made to aid people who cant perform those mundane task by themselves.
The Mormon youth would LOVE these self jumping beds. Perfect for soaking.
All these years and my grandparents told me its to help them wake up from their sleep.
>!I found out that was a lie one morning when it didn’t work on grandma!<
Why’s it got a US flag on it? Does “made in the US” have some kinda corpo-attraction in China?
Would love to try it! Takes away the hard work so I can actually focus on the feeling.
Can we adjust the rytjm thru a voice control though?
(funny: me moaning to the bed “hm, slower, slower”, my girlfriend screaming “faster, faster!!!”)
First pandas, now this!?
What is it with people trying to get folks in China to bang?
If they don’t want to, leave them alone.
Sign me up
Too bad it’s electric, if it was hand cranked mormons would kill for it.
While the mattress is doing all the work, you can scroll through TikTok
No thanks.
That would turn sexy time into a wrestling match, and increase the chances of me snapping my dick.
Someone send this to Will from Inbetweeners (when Will and Charlotte get close)…
https://preview.redd.it/e35bbl555cvd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524ca16a0963ad1d928335cf84b5ba0a3c5b9a36
This might be good for people in wheelchairs or disabled people
With bouncing?
Wait till the “Soaking Mormons” find out about this!!!
This is taking ‘too lazy to wank’ to a new level.
Help couples do what?
What’s with the fucking spongebob music
Backache achievement unlocked —- common 40%
But what does it do for a headache?