Where there’s a wig, there’s a way

    by imjustheretodomyjob

    18 Comments

    1. This is the kind of thing you couldn’t say in a morning meeting if i was present. I would start laughing so hard they would think that i did it.

    2. As a dude I’m not sure if I’ve previously underestimated the capacity of a Stanley cup or underestimated the compressibility of wigs…

    3. My first thought was sneaking booze into work. Stealing wigs was not on my bingo card

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    4. BBCLIKETHENEWS on

      She must’ve been stealing the bobs because I just tried to fit my girls 30” into a Stanley and ain’t now way potna.

    5. Wait so some girl somehow stole peoples wigs (while they were at work?) and shoved the entire wig into their Stanley cup. And did it multiple times to the point that management made a new rule?

      This entire story is wild

    6. Either the women got the smallest heads, them Stanley cups big as fuck, or the wigs have way more compressibility than I thought.

      Also, how the fuck are they getting the wigs anyway?

    7. Stucklikegluetomyfry on

      See them go into her cask

      A crafty ho hiding them in her flask

      How did she do that, I hear you ask

      Drifting along with the tumblin’ tumbleweaves

    8. As a wig wearer, I can understand the wig fitting in the Stanley. Hell u could probably fit it in a smaller cup. But where does she work that this is even possible??

    9. I used to work in a returns warehouse for a store that rhymes with smalshmart, and clear handbags were mandatory for anyone wanting to carry a bag. The most creative way I saw people steal from there was putting iphones in a ziploc bag and putting them inside a peanut butter sandwich or in a pack of pop tarts. Kinda impressive.

    10. So you mean to tell me someone walked into work with a wig on and then walked out with it off…and didn’t notice who took it???
      Or do they work in a wig store??
      Idk. I feel like I need more info here

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