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    1. I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that his supporters can’t see the obvious signs of dementia or that his staff keep propping him up and putting him on display when he’s clearly losing his mind. If he was just some 78 year old man who wasn’t running for President it would be obvious to anyone that he should be in a care facility.

    2. Darksoul_Design on

      “Weekend at Bernie’s” in real life. I’m sure the GOP (at least what few sane ones are left) understand that it literally is just too late to swap in a new candidate, so what can they do? Weekend at Bernie’s action.

    3. Poorly-Drawn-Beagle on

      He’s really obsessed with the energy consumption implications of donuts, isn’t he? 

    4. CondescendingShitbag on

      *”You have the this.”*

      Astute observation from a totally-not-senile old man, as always. I’m sold!

    5. TeaandandCoffee on

      “You have donuts. You have the stoves. You have the this.”

      # “EVERYTHING HAS EVOLVED”

      Not a single thread of sanity is connecting his thoughts to the real world. This is the best republicans can do?

      This is the face of their party? This is the thing they wore diapers out in the open for and spent their kids’ college money on?

      This is what they’re proud of worshipping?

    6. Don’t worry everyone! The stable genius is just implementing “the weave” technique. It’s all good. He knows everything and will fix it all!!!

      /s

      Just in case.

    7. Half the country thinks inflation pushes prices too far…. And defeating inflation brings prices back down.

      Wrong.

      Defeating inflation slows the speed of rising prices

    8. Kobayashi_Maru186 on

      How can conservatives not be embarrassed at this point? The guy is senile, at best. Psychotic, at worst.

    9. SufficientChoking on

      Like what the actual fuck does any of this mean. I have zero clue. He has nothing but yes men on his team and its fucking crazy that no one will say what the fuck are you talking about.

    10. Trump tries to explain things like Billy Madison tried to explain the Industrial Revolution. All Trump needs to do is throw in a “NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!” And he’s set.

    11. I wish Harambe hadn’t died so I wouldn’t have to even realize that even educated people make the biggest most fucking stupid decisions like supporting Trump. My college educated friends support this guy. My privileged American friends, who aren’t rednecks, trust this guy. They are not white people so don’t blame white people for everything but they are wealthy-ish Hispanics like me and they support this turd.

      Nothing makes sense.

    12. YellowRock2626 on

      His word salads have increased quite a bit over the past few years. It’s gotten to the point where he’s barely coherent and nothing he says makes sense.

    13. Alright, I’m gonna say it. My wife took my spray painter away.i think his wife should have done the same.

    14. Remember all the guff they invented about Sleepy Joe Biden?

      This is the reality of what they were projecting.

    15. SmoltzforAlexander on

      Somebody gave him some kind of ‘time to make the donuts’ analogy at some point, and he’s desperately trying to regurgitate the parts he remembers…

    16. AgathaAllAlong on

      >Also costs are high now due to corporate price gouging 

      Yep. Every corporation from Starbucks to McDonald’s to every food company: our costs are up 5-10 percent? Let’s raise prices 20-25! 

    17. The magic spell this man casts on his devotees is based on the fact that he speaks in garbled meandering ways with very little absolute concepts; therefore all of his mixed bag of deplorable fans each hear what they want to hear. The multimillionaires smile and pretend but only because they know they will get away with looting the government and securing their own futures with favorable laws

    18. “You have the stoves”

      Putting aside all the other nonsense, aren’t donuts made in a deep fryer? Perhaps I’m overanalyzing brain rot….

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