When you say put a child to sleep, it’s sleep sleep right? Not 6 feet under sleep?
Solistiaa on
‘I can put any baby to sleep’ is the most underlining sinister thing I’ve read.
ecafsub on
That’s a *rough* 43.
ShadowCaster0476 on
“Reliable access to pharmaceuticals” got me.
And 43… maybe the bags under her eyes are 43.
Royale_WithCheese_ on
Inmates?
Camelpoop on
Ya, probably don’t use your mugshot next time.
SUN_WU_K0NG on
Children of other inmates? I can only guess where she was 🤔
Shade_BG on
Hyphenated the title. What a monster. People have no decency these days.
Such-Seesaw-2180 on
This has to be a joke right?
nonlawyer on
Oh god that’s horrifying, how much does she charge though?
SportTop2610 on
Literasy
le_visiteur on
Basic literasy.
Diodon on
“You’d better start behaving yourselves or we’re hiring Doreen again!”
Same_Veterinarian991 on
come on people, don’t be so harsh
Temporary_Tune5430 on
that’s the roughest 43 year old I’ve ever seen.
AcademicPainting23 on
Tell me more about your access to pharmaceuticals?
DaNukeX5 on
“literasy”
CoolHandRK1 on
Misspelling literacy is just special.
Changelling on
I hope she finds a good job and lives a happy life
Comfortable_Fox2022 on
😦
SpaceRangerWoody on
*”I’m 30 days clean now. Taking a shower every day was hard…it’s a good thing I had meth to get me through it.”*
GreatsquareofPegasus on
That’s terrifying lol
stegogo on
*basic literasy skills*
shashank1603 on
more like darleen
Exotic-Key-3030 on
My God that must be a demon
FoooooorYa on
I love how she can spell pharmaceuticals but not literacy
IonizedRadiation32 on
“personal hygene upon request” is, honestly, more than some people are willing to offer
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dtagliaferri on
dont offer for free what people will pay you to do!
AcanthisittaThink813 on
Can she come next weekend
jeffo320 on
This is good! Got me, bit by bit. On my mini I never bothered looking at the old lady. Started reading … oh that’s not good, then children of OTHER inmates, and outside of pub hours! Ok. I get it, then look at the picture! Funny!
Misspelled literasy? And the ultimate, put any child to sleep!
Clever and funny!
Low_Jacket3461 on
hang em and I ain’t talking about the *kids*
Azozel on
“I can put any child to sleep… waking them up again is the problem”
OutinDaBarn on
Damn, she sounds more like wife material. Of course if we have kids, I’m not letting her watch them.
IlikeJG on
If it wasn’t for the line about having “basic literasy” skills I wouldn’t be 100% certain this was fake. That one was a little too on the nose. A few of the other lines are pretty telling too, but that one made it a certainty.
OldBob10 on
“…other inmates” – sounds legit. 😱
BATTLE_AXE on
Mugshots are perfect for LinkedIn profiles too!
craftycommando on
Personal hygiene upon request had me dead
SearchingForanSEJob on
When she talks about “pharmaceuticals” and “first aid” she means she can administer IV heroin.
MyDarlingCaptHolt on
Is she available this afternoon? I got to get my nails done
/Moms in my rural area
wengelite on
>I am available outside of the regular pub hours
So only available when the pub is closed? Strangely, I feel like this is the most honest resume I’ve ever seen.
Awkward_Opposite5538 on
Reliable access to pharmaceuticals is an interesting way to say you have a drug problem.
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I think she meant Baby-Eater
More like baby shitter
Hire if you hate ur kids😭
available outside of the regular pub hours😭
When you say put a child to sleep, it’s sleep sleep right? Not 6 feet under sleep?
‘I can put any baby to sleep’ is the most underlining sinister thing I’ve read.
That’s a *rough* 43.
“Reliable access to pharmaceuticals” got me.
And 43… maybe the bags under her eyes are 43.
Inmates?
Ya, probably don’t use your mugshot next time.
Children of other inmates? I can only guess where she was 🤔
Hyphenated the title. What a monster. People have no decency these days.
This has to be a joke right?
Oh god that’s horrifying, how much does she charge though?
Literasy
Basic literasy.
“You’d better start behaving yourselves or we’re hiring Doreen again!”
come on people, don’t be so harsh
that’s the roughest 43 year old I’ve ever seen.
Tell me more about your access to pharmaceuticals?
“literasy”
Misspelling literacy is just special.
I hope she finds a good job and lives a happy life
😦
*”I’m 30 days clean now. Taking a shower every day was hard…it’s a good thing I had meth to get me through it.”*
That’s terrifying lol
*basic literasy skills*
more like darleen
My God that must be a demon
I love how she can spell pharmaceuticals but not literacy
“personal hygene upon request” is, honestly, more than some people are willing to offer
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dont offer for free what people will pay you to do!
Can she come next weekend
This is good! Got me, bit by bit. On my mini I never bothered looking at the old lady. Started reading … oh that’s not good, then children of OTHER inmates, and outside of pub hours! Ok. I get it, then look at the picture! Funny!
Misspelled literasy? And the ultimate, put any child to sleep!
Clever and funny!
hang em and I ain’t talking about the *kids*
“I can put any child to sleep… waking them up again is the problem”
Damn, she sounds more like wife material. Of course if we have kids, I’m not letting her watch them.
If it wasn’t for the line about having “basic literasy” skills I wouldn’t be 100% certain this was fake. That one was a little too on the nose. A few of the other lines are pretty telling too, but that one made it a certainty.
“…other inmates” – sounds legit. 😱
Mugshots are perfect for LinkedIn profiles too!
Personal hygiene upon request had me dead
When she talks about “pharmaceuticals” and “first aid” she means she can administer IV heroin.
Is she available this afternoon? I got to get my nails done
/Moms in my rural area
>I am available outside of the regular pub hours
So only available when the pub is closed? Strangely, I feel like this is the most honest resume I’ve ever seen.
Reliable access to pharmaceuticals is an interesting way to say you have a drug problem.
Mrs Goutfire