Not sure… but I bet the dude is NOT married and if he is, it’s not to her.
Initial-Lead-2814 on
yeah but she uses “Stock” as a body sticker while tanning so there’s that
HelenDashingddd on
Life is unfair
Fossilhunter69 on
I am just the opposite.
typeusernamepls on
judging by the picture.. maybe you’re just pregnant.. have tried giving birth? lay eggs or something?
Voidnt2 on
A single slice of bread and what the fuck else homie
TheRealNamechanger on
Bro forgot to mention all the fast food and beers they consume daily
dule_pavle on
Life’s not fair buddy…
shawn_overlord on
someone is learning that genetics is the main factor in weight management
Papablessjr on
Wow I just read through the 12 comments here and damn does this sub suck. Seems to me like a bunch of unfunny virgins trying to call other people virgins so they don’t seem suspicious
ZeTreasureBoblin on
Lmao I fucking wish. I so much as *look* at a piece of cake, I gain five pounds.
Calvesguy_1 on
Have you tried taking a shit? (I am not joking)
TFW_YT on
Maybe I should eat babies too
banned4being2sexy on
If you train 6 days a week without carbs you would lose muscle mass. You would plateau so hard.
real_cowardly_husk on
O
Positive_Ad_8198 on
Wait, stop, reverse that. -Willy Wonka
Dry_Yogurtcloset1962 on
Only weights and no cardio smh
Kiowascout on
which kid earned her the watermark?
MrLambNugget on
Beer
islaarawarm on
When physics applies to one of you and not the other…
Dizzy_D00 on
But breads so gooood!!
defender128 on
Yeah… right.
Cosmic_Meditator777 on
well now wonder, her body’s pumping that food into all those kids. ask a DeviantArt user if they can help you get pregnant
gwendolyninaknockout on
I eat one slice, my body: “Bro, we’re pregnant”
adon_bilivit on
Lifting weights? What about jogging/running, swimming, even walking long distances? You’re just not counting calories. (and I know your ass isn’t married to that)
ScottaHemi on
you need to get some cardio in there.
PhaIIanxx on
Yea…it‘s the other way round in my marriage and she doesnt lift any weights.
Heisenberg13579 on
You lift what? Food to your mouth?
Freetobetwentythree on
![gif](giphy|26ufm2tI0ODxTeRr2|downsized)
abbie_ptt on
It’s all genetics)
Reven- on
Lifting weight it’s self dosent burn much pretty shitty actually at burning fat. If your lifting is “sufficient” to stimulate muscle growth, having that extra muscle requires more calories daily to maintain. even the growth of the muscle dosent even take much calories we’re talking like 200 extra calories a day maybe.
Delicious-Tea-6718 on
He does NOT lift 6 days a week, lift what? Beer cans? I lift half the amount of days and have visible abs despite eating greasy food all the time. And no, I’m not 19 or something I’m 43, but I go hard when I lift.
That shit works.
Jackdunc on
A bunch of women would disagree unless they’re supermodels or celebrities.
Coconutboiii15 on
Op forgot to take his meds (again)
Lizhot66 on
It’s useless lifting weights if you’re not doing cardio (for weight loss)
Hour_Ad5398 on
would you prefer the opposite?
gambler_addict_06 on
Same here, the issue is not what you eat it’s how much you eat in a time period
I usually don’t eat anything all day and eat all at once In late evening
I know friends who eat more but weigh less because they distribute what they eat through the day
Edit: also don’t consume alcohol if you do
theodorerodney on
A “single slice” and the entire loaf, are two different things.
Infamous-Moose-5145 on
Feel this. Grain based carbs make me swell up. Fibrous carbs vegetables are where its at.
Old_Raspberry_7158 on
So you have a sexy wife. You people really enjoy counting bills in front of the poor.
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Not sure… but I bet the dude is NOT married and if he is, it’s not to her.
yeah but she uses “Stock” as a body sticker while tanning so there’s that
Life is unfair
I am just the opposite.
judging by the picture.. maybe you’re just pregnant.. have tried giving birth? lay eggs or something?
A single slice of bread and what the fuck else homie
Bro forgot to mention all the fast food and beers they consume daily
Life’s not fair buddy…
someone is learning that genetics is the main factor in weight management
Wow I just read through the 12 comments here and damn does this sub suck. Seems to me like a bunch of unfunny virgins trying to call other people virgins so they don’t seem suspicious
Lmao I fucking wish. I so much as *look* at a piece of cake, I gain five pounds.
Have you tried taking a shit? (I am not joking)
Maybe I should eat babies too
If you train 6 days a week without carbs you would lose muscle mass. You would plateau so hard.
O
Wait, stop, reverse that. -Willy Wonka
Only weights and no cardio smh
which kid earned her the watermark?
Beer
When physics applies to one of you and not the other…
But breads so gooood!!
Yeah… right.
well now wonder, her body’s pumping that food into all those kids. ask a DeviantArt user if they can help you get pregnant
I eat one slice, my body: “Bro, we’re pregnant”
Lifting weights? What about jogging/running, swimming, even walking long distances? You’re just not counting calories. (and I know your ass isn’t married to that)
you need to get some cardio in there.
Yea…it‘s the other way round in my marriage and she doesnt lift any weights.
You lift what? Food to your mouth?
![gif](giphy|26ufm2tI0ODxTeRr2|downsized)
It’s all genetics)
Lifting weight it’s self dosent burn much pretty shitty actually at burning fat. If your lifting is “sufficient” to stimulate muscle growth, having that extra muscle requires more calories daily to maintain. even the growth of the muscle dosent even take much calories we’re talking like 200 extra calories a day maybe.
He does NOT lift 6 days a week, lift what? Beer cans? I lift half the amount of days and have visible abs despite eating greasy food all the time. And no, I’m not 19 or something I’m 43, but I go hard when I lift.
That shit works.
A bunch of women would disagree unless they’re supermodels or celebrities.
Op forgot to take his meds (again)
It’s useless lifting weights if you’re not doing cardio (for weight loss)
would you prefer the opposite?
Same here, the issue is not what you eat it’s how much you eat in a time period
I usually don’t eat anything all day and eat all at once In late evening
I know friends who eat more but weigh less because they distribute what they eat through the day
Edit: also don’t consume alcohol if you do
A “single slice” and the entire loaf, are two different things.
Feel this. Grain based carbs make me swell up. Fibrous carbs vegetables are where its at.
So you have a sexy wife. You people really enjoy counting bills in front of the poor.