Looks like it needs another 10 to complete its transition into Nutella.
retsot on
Your jar of ancient mayo is going to be the downfall of humanity. Who knows what blight against life is festering in that innocuous jar… My god I hope we never find out
StopDropAndRollTide on
I can’t be the only person that feels like there is a dare in order.
b00fart on
I_Miss_Lenny on
Oh man I’d be so afraid of knocking it off the desk by accident and unleashing a stink that’ll never air out
bong_cumblebutt on
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
imacmadman22 on
SwugSteve on
not good
Inside_Bridge_5307 on
So what the fuck even is Miracle Whip exactly?
derhuman on
Miracle Shit
Headytexel on
If you ever drop that thing, we’re gonna end up with a new Covid.
Cressbeckler on
this is like using a live grenade as a paper weight
Irontwigg on
Fucking why though?
MoTHA_NaTuRE on
There’s probably cholesterol by now.
Chance_Highway_4271 on
eat a spoon for the boys
Massive_Mountain571 on
When does it say it will expire ?
thirtyist on
cartman89405 on
Not supposed to be that color.
andersonfmly on
Some people Mayo may not like this picture…
rofnorb on
I thought this was peanut butter at first
CoolHandRK1 on
2020 Covid came from a bat. 2028 (insert disease name here) will be caused by this jar.
unpaid_overtime on
That’s perfect for home defense. If you chuck it at someone hard enough to break it, even if you miss, I guarantee they’re not going to hang around.
davidor1 on
Quality seal indeed.
tfks on
I don’t think this is what anyone meant when they said “reduce, reuse, recycle”.
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I am afraid.
Looks like it needs another 10 to complete its transition into Nutella.
Your jar of ancient mayo is going to be the downfall of humanity. Who knows what blight against life is festering in that innocuous jar… My god I hope we never find out
I can’t be the only person that feels like there is a dare in order.
Oh man I’d be so afraid of knocking it off the desk by accident and unleashing a stink that’ll never air out
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
not good
So what the fuck even is Miracle Whip exactly?
Miracle Shit
If you ever drop that thing, we’re gonna end up with a new Covid.
this is like using a live grenade as a paper weight
Fucking why though?
There’s probably cholesterol by now.
eat a spoon for the boys
When does it say it will expire ?
Not supposed to be that color.
Some people Mayo may not like this picture…
I thought this was peanut butter at first
2020 Covid came from a bat. 2028 (insert disease name here) will be caused by this jar.
That’s perfect for home defense. If you chuck it at someone hard enough to break it, even if you miss, I guarantee they’re not going to hang around.
Quality seal indeed.
I don’t think this is what anyone meant when they said “reduce, reuse, recycle”.
I wonder if it’s under any pressure
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
Don’t worry folks.
It has a quality seal.
What the fuck