Hate to say it: but as far as conspiracy theories go, I like how this one adds up.
NorthwestSmith on
Makes absolutely undeniable perfect sense.
VonMelee on
Let the problem take care of itself
cooper3675 on
Oh fuck off
wiremupi on
Reduced to prevent mentally challenged individuals like this one.
Creative-Eggplant143 on
I hope so 😂
creedx12k on
Let Darwin do his job. That’s the current problem, the Dumbass gene has taken over and keeps getting passed.
Lazy_Maintenance8063 on
If they survived covid by drinking bleach they’re definitely going to beat the Man by galvanizing their body with lead.
Extreme_Discount8623 on
And they would be more than welcome to.
oogaboogaful on
Maybe. But how would we tell the difference?
frenchanglophone on
Yes! Conservatives everywhere, defy the socialists and devour lead at every opportunity!
Mr_North2402 on
You know what she can have all the lead paint and pipes. Forget lead poisoning, massive health issues and infant deaths. Because those children are already born, and screw poor people who can’t afford to be sick for a day, why well they have to suffer for the “economy “. Here’s the thing that lead paint can’t protect you from any radiation because it’s too thin. Second I will bet dollars to doughnuts that this “lady” with her equipment doesn’t have any lead protection. Third being a snake oil salesman is big business so selling old paint is one way to make a profit. Finally forth the pro-lead group people if given the option to drink out of a lead cup they wouldn’t.
Prestigious_Can4520 on
Hopefully it’ll kill off a few
Neutrospec on
I heard Donald Trump takes lead vitamins and supplements. That’s how he stays so sharp. The other politicians are trying to keep this secret from you.
ihoptdk on
We just need to convince Trump it’s a cure for cancer and diabetes and the world will be a better place in no time!
Mikomiguelle on
Please spread this far and wide! The problem will slowly resolve itself. Many absolutely will start using and consuming it. Own the libs!
DefKnightSol on
To hide from Superman obviously
JusticeMKIII on
I love self-solving problems.
TwoSwordSamurai on
We can only hope.
Separate-Owl369 on
Fun fact…. Lead paint also had the ability to keep knowledge from soaking into your brain. The more you know or in this case, the more you don’t know.
cantproveidid on
Evidently it was too late for poppin’ fresh, here, but not for thousands of other like him.
Cossacker1799 on
This is why a always swaddle my baby in a sheet of lead. It’s quite malleable. Like an extra hard temperpedic
Sproose_Moose on
🤞
Konrad_M on
Don’t these properties only apply to metallic lead? The paint uses lead oxide.
I’m sure science told us lies, too. /s
slimfastdieyoung on
I wonder whether 88 refers to the the year AllBiteNoBark88 was born or something else
existential-koala on
Sometimes we just need to let natural selection happen
tbrumleve on
They’re back to drinking raw milk, after pasteurizing saved millions of lives. They’ll be back to eating lead paint and breathing lead fumes if they could. Literal zombies eating themselves.
Helmer-Bryd on
I have said it before;
USA the land of Conspiracy Theories
Volinian_Visitor on
Well, @AllBiteNoBark88, here are some supplement crayons to shove up your nose! Get your daily dose of thallium to effectively transform your body into a Faraday cage that can’t be penetrated by EMF.
LuckyLushy714 on
I’m a Dem and I believe this. I don’t know anyone who ate paint chips. But wireless wasn’t going to work with buildings and homes all wifi proof.
Killerphive on
Next they will be trying to get leaded gasoline again too.
sassychubzilla on
Someone is trolling the alt right into harming themselves and they’re having a good time with it. How many drank/booted bleach and ate horse dewormer? How many deliberately exposed themselves and their kids to cov? And died? How many got docs to give them hydroxychloroquine? Refused the vaccines? Are drinking raw milk? Eating bad lunch meat? The list of stupid stuff keeps growing.
It’s one of those funny-not-funny things. They’re literally killing themselves off to own the libs and it’s ridiculous.
newaggenesis on
Only if we’re lucky…
fothergillfuckup on
If they want lead in their pant, don’t stop them.
GoldenGamer175 on
Natural selection at this point ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Independent-Ad3888 on
Yeah, my grandmother had multiple siblings die from lead paint on cribs. Babies get to the age when they can gum on the edge, ingest lead paint, and die. These people can fuck all the way off.
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The idiocracy movie is reality in 2024.
Hate to say it: but as far as conspiracy theories go, I like how this one adds up.
Makes absolutely undeniable perfect sense.
Let the problem take care of itself
Oh fuck off
Reduced to prevent mentally challenged individuals like this one.
I hope so 😂
Let Darwin do his job. That’s the current problem, the Dumbass gene has taken over and keeps getting passed.
If they survived covid by drinking bleach they’re definitely going to beat the Man by galvanizing their body with lead.
And they would be more than welcome to.
Maybe. But how would we tell the difference?
Yes! Conservatives everywhere, defy the socialists and devour lead at every opportunity!
You know what she can have all the lead paint and pipes. Forget lead poisoning, massive health issues and infant deaths. Because those children are already born, and screw poor people who can’t afford to be sick for a day, why well they have to suffer for the “economy “. Here’s the thing that lead paint can’t protect you from any radiation because it’s too thin. Second I will bet dollars to doughnuts that this “lady” with her equipment doesn’t have any lead protection. Third being a snake oil salesman is big business so selling old paint is one way to make a profit. Finally forth the pro-lead group people if given the option to drink out of a lead cup they wouldn’t.
Hopefully it’ll kill off a few
I heard Donald Trump takes lead vitamins and supplements. That’s how he stays so sharp. The other politicians are trying to keep this secret from you.
We just need to convince Trump it’s a cure for cancer and diabetes and the world will be a better place in no time!
Please spread this far and wide! The problem will slowly resolve itself. Many absolutely will start using and consuming it. Own the libs!
To hide from Superman obviously
I love self-solving problems.
We can only hope.
Fun fact…. Lead paint also had the ability to keep knowledge from soaking into your brain. The more you know or in this case, the more you don’t know.
Evidently it was too late for poppin’ fresh, here, but not for thousands of other like him.
This is why a always swaddle my baby in a sheet of lead. It’s quite malleable. Like an extra hard temperpedic
🤞
Don’t these properties only apply to metallic lead? The paint uses lead oxide.
I’m sure science told us lies, too. /s
I wonder whether 88 refers to the the year AllBiteNoBark88 was born or something else
Sometimes we just need to let natural selection happen
They’re back to drinking raw milk, after pasteurizing saved millions of lives. They’ll be back to eating lead paint and breathing lead fumes if they could. Literal zombies eating themselves.
I have said it before;
USA the land of Conspiracy Theories
Well, @AllBiteNoBark88, here are some supplement crayons to shove up your nose! Get your daily dose of thallium to effectively transform your body into a Faraday cage that can’t be penetrated by EMF.
I’m a Dem and I believe this. I don’t know anyone who ate paint chips. But wireless wasn’t going to work with buildings and homes all wifi proof.
Next they will be trying to get leaded gasoline again too.
Someone is trolling the alt right into harming themselves and they’re having a good time with it. How many drank/booted bleach and ate horse dewormer? How many deliberately exposed themselves and their kids to cov? And died? How many got docs to give them hydroxychloroquine? Refused the vaccines? Are drinking raw milk? Eating bad lunch meat? The list of stupid stuff keeps growing.
It’s one of those funny-not-funny things. They’re literally killing themselves off to own the libs and it’s ridiculous.
Only if we’re lucky…
If they want lead in their pant, don’t stop them.
Natural selection at this point ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, my grandmother had multiple siblings die from lead paint on cribs. Babies get to the age when they can gum on the edge, ingest lead paint, and die. These people can fuck all the way off.