Paint a house with lead and you isolate four or five people from the illuminati.
The real reason they phased it out was because the kids ate paint chips, rendering those particular individuals untrackable whether they were inside or not.
Gurkanna on
Oh? So us Swedes had computers etc during the later part of the 19th century? Because lead paint have been banned since then.
plindix on
Someone ate too many lead paint chips as a child.
RedPandaReturns on
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Doc_tor_Bob on
Oh that’s just so stupid do you have any idea how much lead base paint it would take to actually be effective for those purposes.
Sargatanus on
10 years ago I would have been 100% certain that this was a shitpost.
Mr_lovebucket on
So, like a tinfoil hat?
Top-Difficulty-7435 on
Let’s all chip in and send that guy some lead and a bunsen burner
Such_Leg3821 on
Qanon lives.
I_Love_Knotting on
someone huffed too much lead
Scott_A_R on
They keep inventing new types of crazy.
WikiBox on
I wonder why they banned lead in gasoline?
ShooterMcShooty on
There has been several studies now that support a correlation between lead poisoning and violent behaviour in Americans. About a generation after the big crack down on lead, you see those violent crime numbers tank. There was surely other factors involved, but without a doubt we were poisoning ourselves with lead for a long time.
v_o_id on
Wow, new lows, i mean come on, they degrade per minute
Krednaught on
So that’s why TVs had such shitty reception back then.
eww-fascism-kill-it on
Is there a bottom to their stupidity? I mean, i already feel like we’ve been stuck in the darkest depths of Marianas Trench of stupidity for the last 10 years. Just when i think it can’t get any deeper, someone, somehow finds a shovel and starts digging.
Stuffinthins on
Painting your house with lead paint will help protect you from fallout! Won’t protect from the blast just the radiation!
-Troll
Crutley on
Expect a new Trump initiative to add back lead into our paint.
natholin on
How does that work when you put all that shit in your house or in your pocket, or i used to have this GF who liked to be surprised at work.
seanyp3000 on
I can’t be the only one here that thinks this screams out that this is just a bot (likely Russian), spreading conspiracy misinformation to spread doubt and anti-intellectual rectoric.
Virtually no one actually believes this and it’s being posted as if it’s some theory that is being widely adopted. I might be wrong but most of the posts I see here are very similar.
Cedric-the-Destroyer on
Lead is well documented for its toxic properties
Still_Cardiologist33 on
I signed a lease not 2 years ago, and had to sign a waiver that there might be some lead paint somewhere in this old house. Fine, I won’t chew on the window sills. Were do people get this stuff?
Bitter_Trade2449 on
A while ago I had a thought experiment about “what lie could you tell that causes the most harm to the most people”.
My conclusion also came to causing lead poisoning. It works slow enough that people don’t notice others falling dead and could stil blame “the main stream media” and “the status quo”. Effective enough to kill, easy enough to get a hold on and broad enough to invent a lot of bullshit “science” around it.
I assume that it goes without saying that no sane person would actually contemplate spreading such a lie and that pictures like these never spread and are actually believed. And I can only hope that anyone stupid enough to fall for it won’t leave behind a devastated family.
BSODxerox on
The majority of these items were created well after the banning of lead based paint in the US in 1978, the closest being the cordless phone. Not sure why they have a utility meter in the image either, afaik those don’t emit any sort of signal.
FanDry5374 on
Any bets on how much raw milk this fool drinks?
nof---sgiven on
Absorbs…
I can’t believe that’s the part of this post I take most issue with. I think the Internet has ruined me in ways I can’t comprehend.
PaddyDelmar on
So they melitiously ban lead paint decades before the invention of those devices? How forward thinking of a government that still have no plan for a hurricane or how to stop power grid damage from a CME.
JustForXXX_Fun on
“I ate lead paint chips when I was growing up and look how smart *I* am.”
Separate-Owl369 on
Lead paint was also more gooder at keeping knowledge from seeping into your brain.
richincleve on
“Man who ate too many lead paint chips as a child has wacky theory as to why you shouldn’t eat lead paint chips as a child.”
richincleve on
IF anyone needs a good reason for pregnant women to NOT drink during pregnancy, here it is.
Megumi0505 on
Lead poisoning: “Am I a joke to you?”
Pushabutton1972 on
They took it away because it people ended up with lower iq’s like this person.
Sea-Service4089 on
So whats the REAL story on asbestos! My eyes have been opened!
Fake_William_Shatner on
I’m sad to say that I think we don’t need to educate this person any more and things will sort themselves out.
whataloadofoldshit_ on
That x ray won’t come out very well if you wear a lead vest while having it done.
BeCurious7563 on
I actually heard a great hour long segment on NPR about the scientist who (in the midst of trying to make an adequately controlled experiment) came to the conclusion that lead was LITERALLY in everything.
![gif](giphy|12uweu7FkBM2c)
Harvest827 on
Oof
spacel0rdmf on
You don’t have to wear a lead vest for a lot of xrays now.
ts_m4 on
This is why I douse myself in lead paint daily
SkyWizarding on
Ah yes. “They” is at it again
Baconpwn2 on
These people are so stupid, I could offer them a series of shots to “Implant the nanites with a virus” and get them their vaccines.
MusicAggravating5981 on
Actually it’s because when you sand the wall before the next paint job you aerosolize little particles of lead that people inhale.
joe_i_guess on
i’m definitely dumber now having read that
Sylvan_Skryer on
“This message brought to you by Russia.”
SuperJman1111 on
These people need to look up what happened to Vahn Gogh’s mental state after using so much lead paint
biological_assembly on
Jesus Christ, these foreign disinformation campaigns are getting stupid.
Does anyone ever think about where this shit comes from?
Obfuscatory_Drivel on
O..F..F…S..🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤷
Mc9660385 on
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you
49 Comments
Sort of, but not really.
Paint a house with lead and you isolate four or five people from the illuminati.
The real reason they phased it out was because the kids ate paint chips, rendering those particular individuals untrackable whether they were inside or not.
Oh? So us Swedes had computers etc during the later part of the 19th century? Because lead paint have been banned since then.
Someone ate too many lead paint chips as a child.
![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo)
Oh that’s just so stupid do you have any idea how much lead base paint it would take to actually be effective for those purposes.
10 years ago I would have been 100% certain that this was a shitpost.
So, like a tinfoil hat?
Let’s all chip in and send that guy some lead and a bunsen burner
Qanon lives.
someone huffed too much lead
They keep inventing new types of crazy.
I wonder why they banned lead in gasoline?
There has been several studies now that support a correlation between lead poisoning and violent behaviour in Americans. About a generation after the big crack down on lead, you see those violent crime numbers tank. There was surely other factors involved, but without a doubt we were poisoning ourselves with lead for a long time.
Wow, new lows, i mean come on, they degrade per minute
So that’s why TVs had such shitty reception back then.
Is there a bottom to their stupidity? I mean, i already feel like we’ve been stuck in the darkest depths of Marianas Trench of stupidity for the last 10 years. Just when i think it can’t get any deeper, someone, somehow finds a shovel and starts digging.
Painting your house with lead paint will help protect you from fallout! Won’t protect from the blast just the radiation!
-Troll
Expect a new Trump initiative to add back lead into our paint.
How does that work when you put all that shit in your house or in your pocket, or i used to have this GF who liked to be surprised at work.
I can’t be the only one here that thinks this screams out that this is just a bot (likely Russian), spreading conspiracy misinformation to spread doubt and anti-intellectual rectoric.
Virtually no one actually believes this and it’s being posted as if it’s some theory that is being widely adopted. I might be wrong but most of the posts I see here are very similar.
Lead is well documented for its toxic properties
I signed a lease not 2 years ago, and had to sign a waiver that there might be some lead paint somewhere in this old house. Fine, I won’t chew on the window sills. Were do people get this stuff?
A while ago I had a thought experiment about “what lie could you tell that causes the most harm to the most people”.
My conclusion also came to causing lead poisoning. It works slow enough that people don’t notice others falling dead and could stil blame “the main stream media” and “the status quo”. Effective enough to kill, easy enough to get a hold on and broad enough to invent a lot of bullshit “science” around it.
I assume that it goes without saying that no sane person would actually contemplate spreading such a lie and that pictures like these never spread and are actually believed. And I can only hope that anyone stupid enough to fall for it won’t leave behind a devastated family.
The majority of these items were created well after the banning of lead based paint in the US in 1978, the closest being the cordless phone. Not sure why they have a utility meter in the image either, afaik those don’t emit any sort of signal.
Any bets on how much raw milk this fool drinks?
Absorbs…
I can’t believe that’s the part of this post I take most issue with. I think the Internet has ruined me in ways I can’t comprehend.
So they melitiously ban lead paint decades before the invention of those devices? How forward thinking of a government that still have no plan for a hurricane or how to stop power grid damage from a CME.
“I ate lead paint chips when I was growing up and look how smart *I* am.”
Lead paint was also more gooder at keeping knowledge from seeping into your brain.
“Man who ate too many lead paint chips as a child has wacky theory as to why you shouldn’t eat lead paint chips as a child.”
IF anyone needs a good reason for pregnant women to NOT drink during pregnancy, here it is.
Lead poisoning: “Am I a joke to you?”
They took it away because it people ended up with lower iq’s like this person.
So whats the REAL story on asbestos! My eyes have been opened!
I’m sad to say that I think we don’t need to educate this person any more and things will sort themselves out.
That x ray won’t come out very well if you wear a lead vest while having it done.
I actually heard a great hour long segment on NPR about the scientist who (in the midst of trying to make an adequately controlled experiment) came to the conclusion that lead was LITERALLY in everything.
![gif](giphy|12uweu7FkBM2c)
Oof
You don’t have to wear a lead vest for a lot of xrays now.
This is why I douse myself in lead paint daily
Ah yes. “They” is at it again
These people are so stupid, I could offer them a series of shots to “Implant the nanites with a virus” and get them their vaccines.
Actually it’s because when you sand the wall before the next paint job you aerosolize little particles of lead that people inhale.
i’m definitely dumber now having read that
“This message brought to you by Russia.”
These people need to look up what happened to Vahn Gogh’s mental state after using so much lead paint
Jesus Christ, these foreign disinformation campaigns are getting stupid.
Does anyone ever think about where this shit comes from?
O..F..F…S..🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤷
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you