Reminder that no one likes Ted Cruz. Trump doesn’t like Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz’s wife doesn’t like Ted Cruz. I’m pretty sure Ted Cruz doesn’t like Ted Cruz.
WaitingForNormal on
Gonna keep my fingers crossed that his name can be completely forgotten soon.
Accomplished_Crew779 on
Under the _Alien and Sedition Act_ Ted Cruz is instantly deportable.
Not sure why I said that but I’m just sayin’.
changeforgood30 on
So he’s getting pounded everyday and then asks for money.
Is Ted Cruz a prostitute now?
isecore on
“I am a fucking loser who abandoned my voters when they needed me, and I keep groveling to sociopaths and narcissists. Please give me your money.”
tknewnews on
Ted Cruz is a chode.
OnBorrowedTimes on
Are you, now?
ImBetterThanYou42 on
I think he’s badly in need of a vacation to Cancun.
Odd-Bear-4152 on
Rafael, is that you?
Njabachi on
“I’m getting pounded everyday.” – Ted Cruz
Melody_NicoleTS on
Fuck off ted, you slimy shit weasel.
Professional-End2722 on
“You can’t throw me off the do nothing, performative Gravy Train… Waaaaah”
Next-Age-9925 on
What in the hell is going on with that goatee – every time I see it, it horrifies me like it’s the first time. Like, why is the front of his chin sticking out like a bare ass?
blandocalrissian50 on
Fuck you Raphael!
AppropriateSpell5405 on
Not doing your job right if you’re putting out and not getting paid.
nihilt-jiltquist on
It’s the beard Ted… nobody likes the beard.
Qimmosabe_Man on
He wants to fund another Cancun vacation.
DickySchmidt33 on
“I’m getting pounded everyday”
Please don’t show me the video.
GrandGouda on
Wish he were saying that from prison
Paradox31426 on
> “I’m getting pounded every day.”
You don’t have time for that, Ted, you’re supposed to be campaigning, maybe this is why you’re losing.
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Hopefully he be kick out of office in November
damn, ted cruz is getting some serious action
That’s what she said.
Reminder that no one likes Ted Cruz. Trump doesn’t like Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz’s wife doesn’t like Ted Cruz. I’m pretty sure Ted Cruz doesn’t like Ted Cruz.
Gonna keep my fingers crossed that his name can be completely forgotten soon.
Under the _Alien and Sedition Act_ Ted Cruz is instantly deportable.
Not sure why I said that but I’m just sayin’.
So he’s getting pounded everyday and then asks for money.
Is Ted Cruz a prostitute now?
“I am a fucking loser who abandoned my voters when they needed me, and I keep groveling to sociopaths and narcissists. Please give me your money.”
Ted Cruz is a chode.
Are you, now?
I think he’s badly in need of a vacation to Cancun.
Rafael, is that you?
“I’m getting pounded everyday.” – Ted Cruz
Fuck off ted, you slimy shit weasel.
“You can’t throw me off the do nothing, performative Gravy Train… Waaaaah”
What in the hell is going on with that goatee – every time I see it, it horrifies me like it’s the first time. Like, why is the front of his chin sticking out like a bare ass?
Fuck you Raphael!
Not doing your job right if you’re putting out and not getting paid.
It’s the beard Ted… nobody likes the beard.
He wants to fund another Cancun vacation.
“I’m getting pounded everyday”
Please don’t show me the video.
Wish he were saying that from prison
> “I’m getting pounded every day.”
You don’t have time for that, Ted, you’re supposed to be campaigning, maybe this is why you’re losing.
