I use my soap until that shit snap in half.

    by Zetice

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    1. Those are the bars I put out when I have cousins come over and I want them to wonder about my financial status. That way they are at least somewhat apprehensive about asking me for loans.

    2. yall don’t use liquid soap?? Come to the promise land with the rest of us. Let that bar life go, my brothas and sistas! We are no longer at the mercy of the white man’s Dove bars!

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    3. Plenty of life left in that soap. Use it till the sliver is so small it washes down the drain if you drop it.

    4. Pinksamuraiiiii on

      If it’s a soap I don’t like, then I’ll trash it when it’s at this stage. If it’s a soap that I love, I’ll use it until it becomes nothing. 🧼

    5. When it becomes too small I cut it in very small pieces and throw them in my hand soap dispenser with water

    6. My current bar of soap has the last bar of soap forge welded to it. And that bar had the bar before it welded to it. On and on. Tracing all the way back.

    7. You know he didn’t struggle growing up. Shit we had to use the left over soap from the soap dish before we got a new bar out.

    8. Every day, Twitter folks remind me of how abject poverty has shaped me because there just is no way that throwing these out would ever be a consideration.

    9. Direct to skin lather until that bitch fades away.

      I do find that suds and smell aren’t as strong when it gets that small, so I stick it on the back of a fresh bar.

    10. millieFAreally on

      Why would anyone not simply fuse it to a new bar? It assures that you use every last morsel.

    11. My family uses those japanese mesh soap bags. They help exfoliate and also make sure that the bars are used all the way to nothing. You just add a new soap bar into the bag when the old one starts getting too small to use, and eventually it’ll fuse and everything is used up.

    12. EyeAmKnotMyshelf on

      Bro.

      You get an old bar, stick in on top of the new bar, wait a few showers and that shit is fused together with a bond stronger than a 20 year marriage. Autosoaps assemble.

    13. I’ll be damned I waste soap. I’ll stand in the shower an extra 5 minutes lathering that sliver of soap on my chest/arm hair until it disappears into suds. Big soap ain’t getting over on me.

      Actual footage of the soap sliver…

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