>”He was a 26-year-old Englishman who fell while climbing the aforementioned bridge, something which the councillor has made clear is totally prohibited and that we have reiterated on numerous occasions cannot be done under any circumstances.”
ArgoDeezNauts on
“Unnamed Briton.” That’s some serious influence.
VanAgain on
Oh, he influenced me all right.
Equib81960 on
“Unnamed Briton.” You wanted fame, buddy? Well you fucking got it.
South-Ad-9635 on
The risk he took was calculated…but, man was he bad at math
Heavy-Quail-7295 on
A rare breed, a useful influencer…life served as a warning for others.
underratedbeers on
Can we just call this the new Darwin Award.
DickySchmidt33 on
Just think of all the content that won’t get posted now. That’s the real tragedy.
Cowboy_Corruption on
…and nothing of value was lost.
PaulsRedditUsername on
I don’t know about an influence but he certainly made an impression.
Tambo1983 on
I fixed the post …. Influencer would rather die over a stunt than get a real job!
PaulsRedditUsername on
>An autopsy on the man’s body has not yet been performed
So I guess we don’t know how he died.
Piod1 on
Underestimated the gravity of the situation
RandumbStoner on
ChatGPT said it would take around 6.8 seconds to fall that far. That’s a long time to think how bad you fucked up before you splattered. Wonder what his last thought was?
namvet67 on
One less influencer is a good thing.
thereisacowlvl on
Here’s your Darwin Award!
Rickhwt on
He certainly has influenced me not to do that.
CGPsaint on
SipowiczNYPD on
Good.
Ramenwithacanoftuna on
Smashing success, ol’ sport.
Chirsbom on
Good. One less regard in this world.
Do stupid things etc.
TheRowdyOne720 on
Can the whole “influencer”’thing just die. It/they serve no purpose to a functioning society.
Ashamed-Board3557 on
I truly, truly, hate the word influencer as a description for these people.
aDirtyMartini on
_A British ~~influencer~~ Darwin Award Candidate known for his ~~daring~~ dumbass feats ~~tragically~~ predictably lost his life after falling from Spain’s tallest bridge during a social media stunt._
NanoqAmarok on
They should make a Darwin-Award museum/graveyard. “This fucking idiot ate tide-pods, over here we have the chainsaw jugglers”
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For the grammmmm…..
The town council was like “we told you so”.
>”He was a 26-year-old Englishman who fell while climbing the aforementioned bridge, something which the councillor has made clear is totally prohibited and that we have reiterated on numerous occasions cannot be done under any circumstances.”
“Unnamed Briton.” That’s some serious influence.
Oh, he influenced me all right.
“Unnamed Briton.” You wanted fame, buddy? Well you fucking got it.
The risk he took was calculated…but, man was he bad at math
A rare breed, a useful influencer…life served as a warning for others.
Can we just call this the new Darwin Award.
Just think of all the content that won’t get posted now. That’s the real tragedy.
…and nothing of value was lost.
I don’t know about an influence but he certainly made an impression.
I fixed the post …. Influencer would rather die over a stunt than get a real job!
>An autopsy on the man’s body has not yet been performed
So I guess we don’t know how he died.
Underestimated the gravity of the situation
ChatGPT said it would take around 6.8 seconds to fall that far. That’s a long time to think how bad you fucked up before you splattered. Wonder what his last thought was?
One less influencer is a good thing.
Here’s your Darwin Award!
He certainly has influenced me not to do that.
Good.
Smashing success, ol’ sport.
Good. One less regard in this world.
Do stupid things etc.
Can the whole “influencer”’thing just die. It/they serve no purpose to a functioning society.
I truly, truly, hate the word influencer as a description for these people.
_A British ~~influencer~~ Darwin Award Candidate known for his ~~daring~~ dumbass feats ~~tragically~~ predictably lost his life after falling from Spain’s tallest bridge during a social media stunt._
They should make a Darwin-Award museum/graveyard. “This fucking idiot ate tide-pods, over here we have the chainsaw jugglers”