The biblical character Jesus believed in helping people like immigrants and the poor. Christian voters should ask themselves which party’s policies reflect these sort of values.
I’m pretty sure Jesus Christ is not a native born citizen.
madmadamemim24 on
Can immigrants run for President?
guitarguywh89 on
I was curious so I went to the site
“Statement of Jesus Christ Regarding the Trump Assassination Attempt”
Is the first thing that greets you and it is filled with the conspiratorial ramblings that you would expect, as well as the authors belief that Obama has instructed CIA operatives (code named Librarians) to eliminate them
celtic1888 on
considering the way the evangelical act and behave I think it’s safe to say Jesus has lost the dressing room and the team is under a new manager
xtnh on
Underage, not native born, questionable parentage, anti-capitalist.
Z_Remainder on
Do we have any rules against dead people running? If not, maybe we should.
“Kenneth, votes for Jesus still get counted. They go to the republicans”
HotPhilly on
I could never vote for that far left woke socialist.
GoonerBear94 on
Jesus wasn’t even an American citizen
…what do you mean, that’s not what they’re on about?
crowdsourced on
I’d vote for Jesus. And Jesus would vote for Harris over Trump.
p38-lightning on
Fine. Invite him to a debate. He won’t show – I guarantee it.
TransportationEng on
I hope they do a write-in!
ga-co on
I ok with religious voters writing in Jesus Christ on a ballot.
Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad on
Best “Jesus” billboard I ever saw said “Jesus is coming. Look busy.” I don’t know if it was supposed to be serious, or not, but I thought it was funny.
HarryBalsag on
I encourage anyone who is inspired to vote for Jesus Christ to write his name in.
entoaggie on
I mean…I’d vote for Him. Good thing I (unlike some) know that Trump is not Him.
Apalis24a on
Jesus Christ cannot legally run for President as he was born in Bethlehem and grew up in Nazareth, at the time part of the Roman Empire, thus technically making him a citizen of either modern-day Italy or Turkey (depending on if you count the Western Roman Empire or the Eastern Roman / Byzantine Empire as the successor; the former became Italy, the latter became Turkey).
ExtensionAddition787 on
He’s not an American. Not eligible.
andywfu86 on
His platform has zero chance among republican voters.
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The biblical character Jesus believed in helping people like immigrants and the poor. Christian voters should ask themselves which party’s policies reflect these sort of values.
I just went to the website. Wow.
A considerably older candidate than Joe Biden.
He’s not a US citizen.
Woody, Billy, and Wilco said it best.
https://youtu.be/v17g1hRgInI?si=y5HwJL-16D9aUpXG
What happened to render unto Caesar?
I’m pretty sure Jesus Christ is not a native born citizen.
Can immigrants run for President?
I was curious so I went to the site
“Statement of Jesus Christ Regarding the Trump Assassination Attempt”
Is the first thing that greets you and it is filled with the conspiratorial ramblings that you would expect, as well as the authors belief that Obama has instructed CIA operatives (code named Librarians) to eliminate them
considering the way the evangelical act and behave I think it’s safe to say Jesus has lost the dressing room and the team is under a new manager
Underage, not native born, questionable parentage, anti-capitalist.
Do we have any rules against dead people running? If not, maybe we should.
They would call him a socialist/communist
[“That’s Republican. We count those.”](https://tvgag.com/gag/i-dont-vote-republican-or-democrat-choosing-is-a-sin/)
Whatever happened to the old favorite write in…
Donald Duck
“We count those votes as republican”-Jack Donaghy
“Kenneth, votes for Jesus still get counted. They go to the republicans”
I could never vote for that far left woke socialist.
Jesus wasn’t even an American citizen
…what do you mean, that’s not what they’re on about?
I’d vote for Jesus. And Jesus would vote for Harris over Trump.
Fine. Invite him to a debate. He won’t show – I guarantee it.
I hope they do a write-in!
I ok with religious voters writing in Jesus Christ on a ballot.
Best “Jesus” billboard I ever saw said “Jesus is coming. Look busy.” I don’t know if it was supposed to be serious, or not, but I thought it was funny.
I encourage anyone who is inspired to vote for Jesus Christ to write his name in.
I mean…I’d vote for Him. Good thing I (unlike some) know that Trump is not Him.
Jesus Christ cannot legally run for President as he was born in Bethlehem and grew up in Nazareth, at the time part of the Roman Empire, thus technically making him a citizen of either modern-day Italy or Turkey (depending on if you count the Western Roman Empire or the Eastern Roman / Byzantine Empire as the successor; the former became Italy, the latter became Turkey).
He’s not an American. Not eligible.
His platform has zero chance among republican voters.