Dammit! I keep all of my banking and credit information on my dick. It’s also where I keep my tax records and medical history.
king_of_the_nothing on
Get a QR code tattooed on your junk and get personalized urinal services!
Salacious_Wisdom on
I have very little information. They’re welcome to anything they can find.
spongybobie on
Wtf is dick information lol
braxstonian on
New favorite shitpost.
Factsaretheonlytruth on
Post on X and Truth Social so Trump will tell his cult to beware at his next Nazi rally. Wouldn’t it be funny if it became a new conspiracy theory and they stoped using public toilets.
Chesticle5 on
Jokes on them, I poop in urinals.
TunaSafari25 on
This was def a fear I had when I was little, good to know there’s a target audience with the critical thinking of a 5 year old
Infamous_Box3220 on
Do they magnify? I might want a copy.
noncompliantuser on
There’s not much to talk about ….😔
postal_blowfish on
my dick has information?
Winterspawn1 on
Indeed these are used for remote, autonomous, penis inspection.
deceitfulninja on
Those wearing sweatpants shall be put on the no fly list.
BuckyJackson36 on
I knew MTJ was behind this
zimurg13 on
I WANT MY DICK BACK!!!
FligMupple on
They’re gonna need more hard drives to store all my dick information
CouldIRunTheZoo on
Well that explains the zoom lens.
Swimming-Effect7675 on
i’ll show my dick to anyone who wants a look
BrownhairBeautyy on
they’re just monitoring if you pee well HAHAH
Fishfindr on
Not much to steal from me.
fyrekiller on
Will need to be a wide lense to get all my info
jackliquidcourage on
I was a kid when I started seeing these in public bathrooms and I genuinely thought someone was watching me poop to know when to flush.
RummyDiver on
At least they won’t need much storage…
saraphilipp on
I swear, it’s a grower.
Didgeterdone on
They are going to need more storage space. There is a monster cock fixing to unzip in a few minutes!
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Dammit! I keep all of my banking and credit information on my dick. It’s also where I keep my tax records and medical history.
Get a QR code tattooed on your junk and get personalized urinal services!
I have very little information. They’re welcome to anything they can find.
Wtf is dick information lol
New favorite shitpost.
Post on X and Truth Social so Trump will tell his cult to beware at his next Nazi rally. Wouldn’t it be funny if it became a new conspiracy theory and they stoped using public toilets.
Jokes on them, I poop in urinals.
This was def a fear I had when I was little, good to know there’s a target audience with the critical thinking of a 5 year old
Do they magnify? I might want a copy.
There’s not much to talk about ….😔
my dick has information?
Indeed these are used for remote, autonomous, penis inspection.
Those wearing sweatpants shall be put on the no fly list.
I knew MTJ was behind this
I WANT MY DICK BACK!!!
They’re gonna need more hard drives to store all my dick information
Well that explains the zoom lens.
i’ll show my dick to anyone who wants a look
they’re just monitoring if you pee well HAHAH
Not much to steal from me.
Will need to be a wide lense to get all my info
I was a kid when I started seeing these in public bathrooms and I genuinely thought someone was watching me poop to know when to flush.
At least they won’t need much storage…
I swear, it’s a grower.
They are going to need more storage space. There is a monster cock fixing to unzip in a few minutes!
Bro💀
I wonder if mine gets mistaken for a turtle… 🐢
My data might be seen by the general pubic!
Some of us just appreciate the recognition.
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
What’s the zoom like on it?