How the HELL is it possible for ANYONE to be this stupid?

    by Lord_Answer_me_Why

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    1. US Republicans have this amazing ability that in any given group of people they can reliably find the dumbest and most evil person. The sad part is that they do it by voting them into office.

    2. The History Channel? The same History Channel that said “Let’s popularize racist conspiracy theories about the ancient Egyptians”? That History Channel?

    3. Specialist-Invite673 on

      That’s the thing about Republicans: they say stupid shit, get called out on it and then are forced to continue doubling down on their stupidity.

    4. This is the result of considering conspiracy theories influencers and channels like the “history” channel just harmless fun; no, it’s not harmless, it has real world consequences.

    5. So, here is the choice:

      A) the party who can control the weather, or

      B) the party that can’t agree on a speaker of the house.

      Umm…. I pick the X-men, thanks.

    6. iIdentifyasGrinch on

      The solution to hurricanes is so simple that I’m surprised Marge hasn’t come up with it.

      The next time a storm approaches, just reverse the flow of electricity from the offshore wind turbines back into them and blow the hurricane back into the ocean.

      Problem solved! /s/S

    7. If democrats could control the weather, Marge would have been hit with lightning a long time ago.

    8. Didn’t the History Channel say Leonardo da Vinci was an alien or something?

      She…probably believes that too.

    9. Independent-Range-85 on

      HAARP produces ~3.6MW of energy. An average hurricane produces 600TW of energy. So while I’m certain that at some point some military folks had the idea of controlling the weather, our energy generation sources are still about 200 million times less than what they’d need to be to do so

    10. RootHogOrDieTrying on

      Margarine Traitor Greed is stupid, that’s a given. What gets me is how the rest of the maga mob has jumped on the “they control the weather” train. One of the leading voices says something crazy and the rest of the cult has to parrot the crazy. It reminds me of Cambodia under the Khemer Rouge; no dissent was tolerated, so people had to one up each other for survival.

    11. She also has other highly regarded peer reviewed TV shows to source *facts* from. Ripples Believe It or Not and America’s Funniest Home Videos.

    12. History Channel also has that dude with the Londo Mollari hair who says “aliens” to explain everything, Marge.

    13. It seems like she is gearing up for an insanity defence for when shit starts (hopefully) going down.

    14. LOL, if this was true, then why did Trump want to Nuke a hurricane? Why didn’t he just order the storms dissolved? What a moronic idiot. Such an embarrassment to the country.

    15. I’m gonna need to see a paper from Marge explaining how she thinks HAARP creates the hurricanes exactly, outside of actual magic

    16. I personally have doubts that she is really thinking that this weather manipulation bullshit is true. In the end it’s more about the stupidity of her followers

    17. I’m out of the loop on this one and the raw milk thing. So democrats can control the weather but what’s up with the milk thing?

    18. In 2011 or something the discovery channel had a special about mermaids that was shot like a documentary “uncovering the truth” or whatever, I had a roommate that was absolutely sure mermaids were real after watching it. Really is a shame that these channels pretend they have anything to do with science or history because it really can confuse gullible people who lack basic media literacy skills like my old roommate Kyle or this congressperson.

    19. SinsOfThePast03 on

      Also, by her logic, then her fearless für either CAUSED or didn’t prevent 6 of the top 15 hurricanes (by damage estimates) in US history

      #2. 2017 Harvey $125b
      #4. 2017 Maria $91b
      #5. 2017 Irma $72b
      #12. 2018 Michael $25b
      #13. 2018 Florence $24b
      #14. 2020 Laura $23b

    20. She may just be this stupid or she is just spewing any garbage to impose fear and division.

    21. NeverLookBothWays on

      Ah yea, 2009’s History Channel is where I tuned it to get facts and “history”

    22. DaFlyingMagician on

      The show is “That’s Impossible”. Basically all of the episodes have a SciFi theme that are explored and how close to reality comes to these concepts.

      Few other notable episodes are “Invisibility cloaks”, “External Life” and “Mind Control”.

    23. Omg, I think she is one of the aliens from Galaxy Quest that thinks everything on TV is real. Things are starting to make sense now.

    24. …as a concept. I’m sure they “asked questions” like “did the air force REALLY have the technology to control the weather?”

      Kind of like how ancient aliens asks “did the Egyptians have help from beyond the stars?”

      Dipshits like Marge think that asking questions is the same as having answers. Anybody can ask any questions. Only those with proof have answers. Big difference.

    25. The “History” channel is just the “conspiracy” channel and has been for at least 10 years.

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