It was mysteriously humid and your snake oil lamp attracted moisture from the air, which condensed on the surface and dripped off.
scwalls on
It happens to all of us at some point, lamp.
Endergirl151 on
It just peed, stop embarassing it
ealgron on
Its water broke, soon you will have a baby salt lamp.
Koomahs on
They all do this
geospacedman on
Do you have a cat?
FishHammer on
Forbidden fleshlight
pasbot on
No, no. It’s not leaking. It’s hatching. Keep us updated, OP!
CanaDoug420 on
My sister got one of those salt rock lamps but had to get rid of it because it started to look weird and she figured out her cat was licking it
SchoolyXP on
You seem kinda salty about it
the_real_nicky on
It’s gonna destroy that table
livens on
I’ve had a couple of these, and they all eventually leak. They absorb humidity and then if there’s a temperature change in your room they will just dump it all back out.
Mr-Safety on
Safety Tip: Don’t buy salt lamps if you have cats. Salt toxicity can kill them.
b1sh0p on
Those are all the toxins from your body that have magically been collected by the mystical healing power of the salt lamp.
mgblue1 on
Looks like it got its rocks-off
omfgitsjeff on
I’m pretty sure the instructions explicitly say to not startle the lamp.
monkeyheadmark on
so you can dip a boiled egg in there
Original_You_8188 on
Salty
DwarfFlyingSquirrel on
I didn’t know salt could go bad until I licked one of these at Home Depot
Kylearean on
I love lamp.
3p1demicz on
You have a cat?
75CaveTrolls on
There were only 2 rules:
1. Don’t get it wet
2. Don’t feed it after midnight
Some people man…
trust-urself-now on
whatever it was it also affected digits on the clock…
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That’s some interesting kerning on your clock
What did it leak?
The lamp works in mysterious ways.
It was mysteriously humid and your snake oil lamp attracted moisture from the air, which condensed on the surface and dripped off.
It happens to all of us at some point, lamp.
It just peed, stop embarassing it
Its water broke, soon you will have a baby salt lamp.
They all do this
Do you have a cat?
Forbidden fleshlight
No, no. It’s not leaking. It’s hatching. Keep us updated, OP!
My sister got one of those salt rock lamps but had to get rid of it because it started to look weird and she figured out her cat was licking it
You seem kinda salty about it
It’s gonna destroy that table
I’ve had a couple of these, and they all eventually leak. They absorb humidity and then if there’s a temperature change in your room they will just dump it all back out.
Safety Tip: Don’t buy salt lamps if you have cats. Salt toxicity can kill them.
Those are all the toxins from your body that have magically been collected by the mystical healing power of the salt lamp.
Looks like it got its rocks-off
I’m pretty sure the instructions explicitly say to not startle the lamp.
so you can dip a boiled egg in there
Salty
I didn’t know salt could go bad until I licked one of these at Home Depot
I love lamp.
You have a cat?
There were only 2 rules:
1. Don’t get it wet
2. Don’t feed it after midnight
Some people man…
whatever it was it also affected digits on the clock…