I’m so happy with this news. Ukraine will finally relieve the world of this menace.
Bootarms on
There’s going to drone footage of some floppy wristed guy running away.
Hotdog_disposal_unit on
He’d be a decent human shield tbh
Morpheuz71 on
Send him to reclaim kursk, we’ll wait for his video here at reddit
notdixon on
Yeah, okay then, I’m fine with that.
KillBatman1921 on
I thought they didn’t use catapults anymore
ClaudetteLeon23 on
I grew up watching Steven’s movies as a kid with my dad. I’ll still watch them every now and then if they’re on tv. Honestly though, the guy was always a clown to me. I just never took him seriously. He’s never had the balls to fight Jean Claude Van Damme (who I don’t take seriously either), but he’s ready to fight in a war?
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“In his safe spaaaace….” *sings*
HiVeMiNdOfStUpId on
Steven Seagal : Spetsfatz.
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DantheDutchGuy on
Hard to kill put to the test
uh1986 on
Gonna need a soldier to carry a chair for him everywhere
MidnightNo1766 on
Nothing says “we’re not desperate” like sending a 72 year old to join specops.
Icy_Sector3183 on
What’s he gonna do that’s gonna get him killed? Get out of his chair?
Futur3_ah4ad on
I’ve seen Seagal’s “martial arts demonstrations”. The man is a joke pretending to be tough when he can barely throw a punch.
*I* could probably beat him and I’m weak as hell with only about two years of judo to fall back on.
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Well damn, you do you Steven..
DyslexicCenturion on
Aussie Cossack lmao.
He’s still hiding in the Russian consulate in Sydney.
Private_HughMan on
Can’t wait for him to go to the front lines and fight the war in a rolling chair.
Walshy1977 on
WTF is he going to do? Shoot with his eyes closed? Use stunt doubles for the actual physical work? Make his fellow conscripts talk about how badass he is, while not actually doing anything to back it up? Cast a love-interest who is not only 30-50 years younger, but clearly only there for the paycheck at the end?
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He’ll probably shit himself again
Is there enough food?
The greatest role of his life.
I’m so happy with this news. Ukraine will finally relieve the world of this menace.
There’s going to drone footage of some floppy wristed guy running away.
He’d be a decent human shield tbh
Send him to reclaim kursk, we’ll wait for his video here at reddit
Yeah, okay then, I’m fine with that.
I thought they didn’t use catapults anymore
I grew up watching Steven’s movies as a kid with my dad. I’ll still watch them every now and then if they’re on tv. Honestly though, the guy was always a clown to me. I just never took him seriously. He’s never had the balls to fight Jean Claude Van Damme (who I don’t take seriously either), but he’s ready to fight in a war?
“In his safe spaaaace….” *sings*
Steven Seagal : Spetsfatz.
Hard to kill put to the test
Gonna need a soldier to carry a chair for him everywhere
Nothing says “we’re not desperate” like sending a 72 year old to join specops.
What’s he gonna do that’s gonna get him killed? Get out of his chair?
I’ve seen Seagal’s “martial arts demonstrations”. The man is a joke pretending to be tough when he can barely throw a punch.
*I* could probably beat him and I’m weak as hell with only about two years of judo to fall back on.
Well damn, you do you Steven..
Aussie Cossack lmao.
He’s still hiding in the Russian consulate in Sydney.
Can’t wait for him to go to the front lines and fight the war in a rolling chair.
WTF is he going to do? Shoot with his eyes closed? Use stunt doubles for the actual physical work? Make his fellow conscripts talk about how badass he is, while not actually doing anything to back it up? Cast a love-interest who is not only 30-50 years younger, but clearly only there for the paycheck at the end?
It’s always nice when the trash takes itself out
Ok let’s ease up on the “actor” terminology here.