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    Sermon on the Mount Rushmore


    Sermon on the Mount Rushmore

    by griftertm

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    4. BluesSuedeClues on

      And unto those who spoke in a different tongue, Jesus said *”Go back to where you came from!”*

    5. blandocalrissian50 on

      Then Jesus said fuck educating your damn, poor kids. Read the Bible (which is ironic).

    6. Doodlebug510 on

      Then Jesus said to the incarcerated, “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.”

    9. NeilDeCrash on

      Then he rose to the heavens, waving the middle finger and yelling “FUCK YOU, I GOT MINE!”

    10. mitchsn on

      Then Jesus said, look at these Gold sneakers. Buy them for $500. Forget about feeding your children, thesz will be collectors items in a decade

    14. PurpsMaSquirt on

      Literally asked a guy on IG that was in support of changing laws to be more in line with the Bible what Scripture reinforces that is what God wants.

      Dude kept dodging the question and instead tried dismissing the question by asking if I was a Christian. Then he gave me a pitiful excuse of a single line Bible verse that made no sense while crying about people cherry-picking verses.

      They don’t get it and they don’t care because they are convinced they are right & that’s all that matters.

    16. tippycanoe9999 on

      Then Jesus said, Women! Thine bodies are not for you to control, nay, they are for any male citizens to decide: when, where, why, how, and who.

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