This grave located in Paris of a man named “Victor Noir” has interesting marks on his face and bulge area because people believe that if you “rub” yourself on his face and pelvis, he will cure your infertility and you will get pregnant.
by leuhthapawgg
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People visit all over the world to do just this (men & women), and many say that he did indeed grant them their wish after performing the ritual. There’s also a special twist that if you touch both of his boots, he’ll grant you with twins. The only rule is If he does grant your wish and you fall pregnant, that you come back and leave him flowers in his hat. This leaves a lot of controversy for people that believe no one should deface a grave in any way, but his handsome appearance, and people’s strong belief in the tale, have kept people coming for centuries and even until today.
His pelvis is not where mine is.
The sniffers come out at night
When you say “rub”…are they dryhumping the statue? Because the wear looks like they’re dryhumping the statue.
That dudes face is probably the breeding grounds of several yet to be identified sexually transmitted diseases
That statue really gets around!
Statue of a dead guy gets more action than me!
People are fucking weird
https://preview.redd.it/jxzo6j2bpztd1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=8eb37ba882ee1ed1f88271b9896e355b3f7aaf31
Plot twist: it’s actually one of those street performers dressed as a statue.
Yeah.. people. Dudes that can get pregnant specifically.
Wow. That’s clearly statuary rape!
If he can’t wood get metal!
The “rubbed” part is what the statue of liberty looked like before oxidation, btw. 🙂
Dressed to the left for all eternity.
“make sure my grave statue has a huge johnson.”
It worked for me and I’m a bloke!
He’s really hanging left.
Sexual abuse leaves marks.
The artist spared no expense when fashioning that impressive bulge
A little off-topic, but at Nicholas Cage’s future burial site in New Orleans, he had built a white pyramid at an old cemetery there. It’s probably about 8 feet tall, and women put on lipstick and kiss the pyramid. So there’s a ring of red lips all about five feet high up on every side of the pyramid.
Keep it weird, Paris.
Halloween costume idea problem solved.
You’ll get something alright…
This IS very interesting as fuck.
Then you read further and realize people are stupid as fuck. Funny how often the two of them go together!
Those areas must smell like fish
So women masturbate on a GRAVE statue face ???
Same sort of thing going on with Place Dalida in Paris https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Place_Dalida where everyone visiting rubs her breasts for luck.
Leaping Lebioda! r/Witcher
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Some brass balls on that guy
Yea….will give her a yeast infection – that produces billions of stuff…
Congratulations!!
They are boy and girls!!!
Interestingly, the bulge is intentional and he was shot dead by Napoleon III’s cousin after a spat.
maybe i won’t be cremated after all 🤔 maybe make an improvement on the crotch offering lol
I was not expecting the Foot to be ‘rubbed’ as well.
This post just reminded me of The Mighty Boosh. Mainly because he looks like Howard Moon and his name is very close to Vince Noir. Ow! Chic-a-chic-aah…
People are so dumb when they’re desperate. Oh well. I suppose it doesn’t hurt anyone.
Why is his bulge so pronounced
Some insist that the “true” practice is to masturbate by dry-humping the late M. Noir’s crotch and/or face, and that this will guarantee not only fertility but satisfying orgasms when having sex.
Has this been cross posted to r/Deadbedroom?
Winning in death.
Dudes hanging dong
This mf dead and he gets pussy more than me damn
Are Parisians okay…?
Thats disgusting and I hate stupid people.
Yeah, sure, his “pelvis”
Dead and still gets lucky 😎
People are really stupid
When I die spray my ass bronze and slap me somewhere and tell people this please.