just when you thought the ocean couldn’t get any more industrial chic
RimorsoDeleterio on
Is this a reference to the relation between fossil fuels and climate change?
yParticle on
Turns out republicans DO control the weather. Long game.
quenfis on
Hold up! Heatwaves and Heat Waves? Both of them? That’s suspect.
TheLanolin on
I get it!
OOOOOH NOW I get it!
CouldIRunTheZoo on
Technically correct.
UnconsciousUsually on
…owned and operated by Republican elites.
DungeonMasterGrizzly on
It took me a quarter of a second, I wonder how many people liked and shared this without getting the joke 🌞🙃
EffinAyyItsMe on
Amazing
admiralpope on
But it’s such a cute spider tho
FinLitenHumla on
The tupperware factories are controlling the weather!!
ICEKAT on
He finally found some shit!
BigFunger on
Discovery? I think you mean Voyager?
Greyboxer on
Big if true
PM_Your_Best_Ideas on
That Vulcan logic…
EM05L1C3 on
My first thought was “oh no what happened to casa bonita”
Dudejax on
Good call!
Ph0n1k on
He is right that oil production is a contributing factor to global warming.
number-13 on
do they have oil ?
biosphere03 on
¡That’s not a wea…ohhhhhhhh
Naught2day on
It is logical.
moneyshaker on
/r/technicallythetruth
norway_is_awesome on
Hey, don’t ruin our hustle.
Krinks1 on
HATE to break it to him but… He ain’t found SHIT!
Haagen76 on
Funny, but true
beardingmesoftly on
Don’t forget about refrigerants. Responsible for ozone depletion and global warming, in part.
kinisonkhan on
I thought he combed the internet and didn’t find shit?
unique-name-9035768 on
> “How bout you? Find anything yet?”
~~We ain’t found shit!~~ “Yeah actually we did find it.”
starcraftre on
I will accept Tuvok’s claim without question.
bomland10 on
Heatwaves AND heat waves?! Fuck
gophergun on
I’m so glad to be at the point where I’m not buying oil directly. There’s always a lot of indirect aspects, and there’s a lot more I could do to reduce my carbon footprint, like reducing my meat intake, but burning fuel directly feels so dirty and archaic. As batteries get better and better, oil becomes harder and harder to justify as a form of energy storage. I genuinely believe that in 50 years, ICE vehicles will be regarded the same way as oil lamps are today.
skyerosebuds on
lol. That’s genius!
HomeHeatingTips on
Private Jets
IsthisAmericanow on
By God, the bastard cracked it!
Holiday_Horse3100 on
Now we know why trump wants to drill drill drill -so he can control the climate
card401 on
I feel dumb for clicking on this. Obviously there’s no machine out there that’s making all of this happen but I clicked it anyway. At least I’m smarter than the average Trump fan I know this is all b*******
BlackThorn12 on
Now get this, here’s how they are doing it. You won’t believe how dastardly it is. They take these machines, and drill deep down under the ocean looking for trapped toxic chemicals that have been there for ages. They pull this stuff out of the ground and process and purify it, while making all sorts of nasty poisons and toxins and can you believe it, shit that they will actually SELL to us for a profit. Then they burn it. They burn it all over the damn place, and they convince people to burn it for them! Tell them it’s convenient. It’s easy. Just burn some poison and turn it into a gas! Then that gas mixes with the atmosphere and that’s where the real horror begins. Once it’s in the air, it makes things HOT. You ever forget that you left your oven on and only realize when suddenly it’s feeling a little hotter in your house than normal? It’s like that, but everywhere! They’ve been leaving that oven on for years, decades, centuries. And sure this oven is big, but it’s getting HOT. All that heat starts messing with the weather and creating these big heat domes, and hurricanes, and tornadoes and shit. It’s cooking the planet, cooking all of us. And don’t forget, they make money on this. And they convince so many people to help them! Wake up Sheeple!
LabradorDeceiver on
Jeez, it took me a second.
Maybe I need more sleep, but the neurons have been firing like a delayed reaction all day. For a second I thought that was Sealand!
BeanBurritoJr on
We must eliminate this scourge for the good of man-kind!
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Seems plausible!
Live long and prosper, Tuvok.
I think OP means it’s a “yuge discovery”
just when you thought the ocean couldn’t get any more industrial chic
Is this a reference to the relation between fossil fuels and climate change?
Turns out republicans DO control the weather. Long game.
Hold up! Heatwaves and Heat Waves? Both of them? That’s suspect.
I get it!
OOOOOH NOW I get it!
Technically correct.
…owned and operated by Republican elites.
It took me a quarter of a second, I wonder how many people liked and shared this without getting the joke 🌞🙃
Amazing
But it’s such a cute spider tho
The tupperware factories are controlling the weather!!
He finally found some shit!
Discovery? I think you mean Voyager?
Big if true
That Vulcan logic…
My first thought was “oh no what happened to casa bonita”
Good call!
He is right that oil production is a contributing factor to global warming.
do they have oil ?
¡That’s not a wea…ohhhhhhhh
It is logical.
/r/technicallythetruth
Hey, don’t ruin our hustle.
HATE to break it to him but… He ain’t found SHIT!
Funny, but true
Don’t forget about refrigerants. Responsible for ozone depletion and global warming, in part.
I thought he combed the internet and didn’t find shit?
> “How bout you? Find anything yet?”
~~We ain’t found shit!~~ “Yeah actually we did find it.”
I will accept Tuvok’s claim without question.
Heatwaves AND heat waves?! Fuck
I’m so glad to be at the point where I’m not buying oil directly. There’s always a lot of indirect aspects, and there’s a lot more I could do to reduce my carbon footprint, like reducing my meat intake, but burning fuel directly feels so dirty and archaic. As batteries get better and better, oil becomes harder and harder to justify as a form of energy storage. I genuinely believe that in 50 years, ICE vehicles will be regarded the same way as oil lamps are today.
lol. That’s genius!
Private Jets
By God, the bastard cracked it!
Now we know why trump wants to drill drill drill -so he can control the climate
I feel dumb for clicking on this. Obviously there’s no machine out there that’s making all of this happen but I clicked it anyway. At least I’m smarter than the average Trump fan I know this is all b*******
Now get this, here’s how they are doing it. You won’t believe how dastardly it is. They take these machines, and drill deep down under the ocean looking for trapped toxic chemicals that have been there for ages. They pull this stuff out of the ground and process and purify it, while making all sorts of nasty poisons and toxins and can you believe it, shit that they will actually SELL to us for a profit. Then they burn it. They burn it all over the damn place, and they convince people to burn it for them! Tell them it’s convenient. It’s easy. Just burn some poison and turn it into a gas! Then that gas mixes with the atmosphere and that’s where the real horror begins. Once it’s in the air, it makes things HOT. You ever forget that you left your oven on and only realize when suddenly it’s feeling a little hotter in your house than normal? It’s like that, but everywhere! They’ve been leaving that oven on for years, decades, centuries. And sure this oven is big, but it’s getting HOT. All that heat starts messing with the weather and creating these big heat domes, and hurricanes, and tornadoes and shit. It’s cooking the planet, cooking all of us. And don’t forget, they make money on this. And they convince so many people to help them! Wake up Sheeple!
Jeez, it took me a second.
Maybe I need more sleep, but the neurons have been firing like a delayed reaction all day. For a second I thought that was Sealand!
We must eliminate this scourge for the good of man-kind!