You gotta scale it. Look on Temu for a jar big enough to fit the earth. Should be $3.99 with free shipping.
ChopperNYC on
Maybe try sticking it where the sun don’t shine and see what happens🤣
Tyrannical-Botanical on
I’m really sick and tired of this misinformation. We’re not “controlling the weather” as only White Jesus can do that. What we do is sneak into red areas, have a couple gay orgies/abortion parties, and then let White Jesus’s wrath handle the rest. Easy as pie.
RugbyKats on
Bigger jar.
The_Electric_Mayham on
Commie leftist invents tornado grenade to destroy free speech and suck patriots guns into the sky
-elon
Louciant on
you’re going to need a big lair, some henchmen, and a satellite dish – the bigger the better.
Dlowmack on
Ok_Television9820 on
If you provide some (((tribe credentials))) I can get you on the Space Laser roster.
Am_Deer on
Unleash that fury upon our enemies obviously.
useridhere on
You need a staff, or at least a wand.
_regionrat on
Could use a bay leaf or two
ReddditSarge on
You need to be wearing a tin foil hat when you use that machine.
Semyaz on
Convert to Judaism and they will let you use the laser.
gerryf19 on
Witchcraft!!!
IvoShandor on
Hurricane season better end soon, I’m waiting to start the annual war on Christmas.
BaseHitToLeft on
It really only works in red states, you may have to move
16quida on
Once you’ve mastered the Mason jar you can probably start moving into a 5gal bucket. It will take a lot more energy so you’ll need more adrenochrome and aborted fetuses to run it. Not a lot more but a few x more. It’ll take a few tries before you probably get okay. Just make sure your electric car is charged up to help run it at the bucket stage. After that you can move to a 55 drum. This is probably the harder stage because it is a lot taller than wide.
brobraham27 on
More windmills.
contryhippy on
You have to be a double warlock.
1 Be born a warlock
2 Go to school and get a sex change
3 Go back to school and be changed back
We just can’t have everyone running
around changing the weather
charface1 on
Don’t forget the bay leaf.
AlvaJada on
The memes write themselves with this one. Perfect timing!
NOGOODGASHOLE on
You joke, but tomorrow, MTG will have this photo on X as proof of her accusations & some of the simpletons will completely believe it.
bsurfn2day on
If you have any Jewish friends, ask them if you can barrow their space laser.
MedicineGhost on
Did you get the space laser app on iStore?
taco-bake on
You need a bigger jar first
mustardwulf on
You release it in Florida like Marge said. That jar works like a pokeball.
jkblvins on
I saw a post in a sub, it asked “Why haven’t republicans learned weather control?”
I would prefer to ask “Why hasn’t orange orc figured it out?”
Frumpy_little_noodle on
Depends on how much chili you can eat.
Woodentit_B_Lovely on
I hear your Cranberry Raisin Typhoon won blue ribbon at County Fair. Congrats!
Ichoosepepsi on
that’s the wrong jar rookie!
JasonRenshaw on
You’re on the right track. Just scale that up.
twothumbswayup on
open the cap and throw the water into the air, it will grow and become a full sized tornado, i did one yesterday down in florida – worked really well.
A_Gent_4Tseven on
Open it and release it in a red zone? Then apply to the Biden Admin apparently?
ThatCoryGuy on
You misunderstand, it’s not *all* democrats that harness the ability to control “acts of god”.
Zeus is a democrat.
Ginger_Libra on
Explain to me like I’m 5 why you aren’t sending more rain to my fire ravaged red state in the summer.
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You gotta scale it. Look on Temu for a jar big enough to fit the earth. Should be $3.99 with free shipping.
Maybe try sticking it where the sun don’t shine and see what happens🤣
I’m really sick and tired of this misinformation. We’re not “controlling the weather” as only White Jesus can do that. What we do is sneak into red areas, have a couple gay orgies/abortion parties, and then let White Jesus’s wrath handle the rest. Easy as pie.
Bigger jar.
Commie leftist invents tornado grenade to destroy free speech and suck patriots guns into the sky
-elon
you’re going to need a big lair, some henchmen, and a satellite dish – the bigger the better.
If you provide some (((tribe credentials))) I can get you on the Space Laser roster.
Unleash that fury upon our enemies obviously.
You need a staff, or at least a wand.
Could use a bay leaf or two
You need to be wearing a tin foil hat when you use that machine.
Convert to Judaism and they will let you use the laser.
Witchcraft!!!
Hurricane season better end soon, I’m waiting to start the annual war on Christmas.
It really only works in red states, you may have to move
Once you’ve mastered the Mason jar you can probably start moving into a 5gal bucket. It will take a lot more energy so you’ll need more adrenochrome and aborted fetuses to run it. Not a lot more but a few x more. It’ll take a few tries before you probably get okay. Just make sure your electric car is charged up to help run it at the bucket stage. After that you can move to a 55 drum. This is probably the harder stage because it is a lot taller than wide.
More windmills.
You have to be a double warlock.
1 Be born a warlock
2 Go to school and get a sex change
3 Go back to school and be changed back
We just can’t have everyone running
around changing the weather
Don’t forget the bay leaf.
The memes write themselves with this one. Perfect timing!
You joke, but tomorrow, MTG will have this photo on X as proof of her accusations & some of the simpletons will completely believe it.
If you have any Jewish friends, ask them if you can barrow their space laser.
Did you get the space laser app on iStore?
You need a bigger jar first
You release it in Florida like Marge said. That jar works like a pokeball.
I saw a post in a sub, it asked “Why haven’t republicans learned weather control?”
I would prefer to ask “Why hasn’t orange orc figured it out?”
Depends on how much chili you can eat.
I hear your Cranberry Raisin Typhoon won blue ribbon at County Fair. Congrats!
that’s the wrong jar rookie!
You’re on the right track. Just scale that up.
open the cap and throw the water into the air, it will grow and become a full sized tornado, i did one yesterday down in florida – worked really well.
Open it and release it in a red zone? Then apply to the Biden Admin apparently?
You misunderstand, it’s not *all* democrats that harness the ability to control “acts of god”.
Zeus is a democrat.
Explain to me like I’m 5 why you aren’t sending more rain to my fire ravaged red state in the summer.