He kind of has a point. The overhyping of the storms might cause people to mistakenly believe that future storms will also be much less powerful than predictions.
johanTR on
[Weather machine help desk]
*”Our apologies, Mr. Turd.*
*It appears that particular unit of weather machine had a bad motor.*
*Globohomo Vortex has sent a technician out to replace it.*
*We’ll have you back up to 185 mph, shortly.*
*Also, we’re installing a complimentary custom Roof Ripper 9000 just for you, free of charge.”*
Scoobydewdoo on
Cop: “do you know why I pulled you over?”
This dude: “no”
Cop: “you were driving 20 mph over the speed limit”
This dude: “that’s impossible, when I started the car it said I was going 0 mph!”
apaidglobalist on
I wonder if this guy has object permanence or if he thinks his parents genuinly go into another realm of existence when they do a psekaboo.
2FrogsMks on
You mean to tell me hurricanes don’t have cruise control like on my Ram 1500 warlock?
bowens44 on
He is a hardcore trump supporter so the stupid is real.
404-N0tFound on
165 mpg is impressive though. Very efficient.
IBEther on
To be fair at 165 MPG that hurricane is very fuel efficient!
Alarming-Caramel on
He’s not stupid. He’s doing it on purpose because it will rile the actual stupid people up.
El_Polaquito on
I’ve posted a predicted wind speed during landfall for the Tampa Bay area and had punters question it 4 hours after uploading. Like for real people ? Do they get their latest breaking news from reddit ? As it turned out, it was a close prediction judging by the path taken.
cryptoloser1111 on
I’m starting to think the MAGA cult is a psyop to kill off Republicans.
midnightbandit- on
I like there is an mpg mixed in there
liamanna on
Well, he is a grown ass man who identify himself as cat shit…so..🤷♂️
GWPulham23 on
It is indeed quite hard to comprehend the stupidity of someone who can’t deal with the concept of A updates and B weather unpredictability.
Max_Cherry_ on
I honestly think he doesn’t really believe what the post implies. But he does know his followers are dumb enough to think he did something.
funkymunkPDX on
It’s 85…wait, it’s 83….OMG!!! It’s 89!!!
HugeHans on
Thats why the weather vane has long been a symbol of stability and standing your ground. Something librurs cant understand.
CooperTad on
I honestly believe my cat smarter than this.
erichie on
I understand the general thought.
I was just having a discussion with my friends about how all the news sources were making a big deal that Milton became a Cat 5 while everyone knew Milton would weaken to a Cat 3 prior to it hitting land.
The weather and news networks are capitalizing on the suffering of others. There was no reason CNN.com had to have a huge “Milton is not Cat 5” picture and the first 5 articles detailing how it is a Cat 5 now or 2 hours of the weather channel talking about how a Cat 5 would damage Florida.
All while knowing that Milton would not hit as a Cat 5. They are marketing the hurricane like a Pepsi which, I believe, is incredibly misleading because it was never going to hit as a Cat 5.
F3ar0n on
It’s Cattturd. Not surprised by the dumb of this user or its followers
metal_bastard on
I wonder if he gets confused when it’s raining, then it starts to snow, then it starts to rain, then the sun comes up, and there are no clouds, but the ground is wet.
Quirky_Discipline297 on
Biden is cropdusting MAGALargo!
Some of them he’s been holding in since 1945.
Wonderful-Gift6716 on
Dumbass 🤣
404-N0tFound on
Ffs, the wind has blown some of the punctuation marks away again.
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Fourth time I’ve seen this tonight.
He kind of has a point. The overhyping of the storms might cause people to mistakenly believe that future storms will also be much less powerful than predictions.
[Weather machine help desk]
*”Our apologies, Mr. Turd.*
*It appears that particular unit of weather machine had a bad motor.*
*Globohomo Vortex has sent a technician out to replace it.*
*We’ll have you back up to 185 mph, shortly.*
*Also, we’re installing a complimentary custom Roof Ripper 9000 just for you, free of charge.”*
Cop: “do you know why I pulled you over?”
This dude: “no”
Cop: “you were driving 20 mph over the speed limit”
This dude: “that’s impossible, when I started the car it said I was going 0 mph!”
I wonder if this guy has object permanence or if he thinks his parents genuinly go into another realm of existence when they do a psekaboo.
You mean to tell me hurricanes don’t have cruise control like on my Ram 1500 warlock?
He is a hardcore trump supporter so the stupid is real.
165 mpg is impressive though. Very efficient.
To be fair at 165 MPG that hurricane is very fuel efficient!
He’s not stupid. He’s doing it on purpose because it will rile the actual stupid people up.
I’ve posted a predicted wind speed during landfall for the Tampa Bay area and had punters question it 4 hours after uploading. Like for real people ? Do they get their latest breaking news from reddit ? As it turned out, it was a close prediction judging by the path taken.
I’m starting to think the MAGA cult is a psyop to kill off Republicans.
I like there is an mpg mixed in there
Well, he is a grown ass man who identify himself as cat shit…so..🤷♂️
It is indeed quite hard to comprehend the stupidity of someone who can’t deal with the concept of A updates and B weather unpredictability.
I honestly think he doesn’t really believe what the post implies. But he does know his followers are dumb enough to think he did something.
It’s 85…wait, it’s 83….OMG!!! It’s 89!!!
Thats why the weather vane has long been a symbol of stability and standing your ground. Something librurs cant understand.
I honestly believe my cat smarter than this.
I understand the general thought.
I was just having a discussion with my friends about how all the news sources were making a big deal that Milton became a Cat 5 while everyone knew Milton would weaken to a Cat 3 prior to it hitting land.
The weather and news networks are capitalizing on the suffering of others. There was no reason CNN.com had to have a huge “Milton is not Cat 5” picture and the first 5 articles detailing how it is a Cat 5 now or 2 hours of the weather channel talking about how a Cat 5 would damage Florida.
All while knowing that Milton would not hit as a Cat 5. They are marketing the hurricane like a Pepsi which, I believe, is incredibly misleading because it was never going to hit as a Cat 5.
It’s Cattturd. Not surprised by the dumb of this user or its followers
I wonder if he gets confused when it’s raining, then it starts to snow, then it starts to rain, then the sun comes up, and there are no clouds, but the ground is wet.
Biden is cropdusting MAGALargo!
Some of them he’s been holding in since 1945.
Dumbass 🤣
Ffs, the wind has blown some of the punctuation marks away again.