BigBadBen91x on October 10, 2024 2:28 am I’d slap the dogshit out that little fucker for $5 and a Big Mac
xXSalXx on October 10, 2024 2:31 am This is funny. Some may say overused, I say it’s in the delivery.
Nytloc on October 10, 2024 2:40 am Slap? I’d give him five trillion dollars and me slapping him would be the kindest thing I’ve ever done in my life.
xdforcezz on October 10, 2024 3:01 am I’ll do it and give half to the parents so they don’t call the cops on me.
JimmyFu2U on October 10, 2024 3:08 am These personalized HEB ads are getting really good! Now I’m craving brisket queso!
ICLazeru on October 10, 2024 3:31 am Enough money to literally transform the planet, versus one momentarily sad baby who won’t even remember it in a couple years. To think, my Dad slapped me for free all for all those years.
Garlickymayonnaise on October 10, 2024 3:34 am I believe the only questions would be : Which cheek, how many times, and how hard
DS_ALCAR on October 10, 2024 3:47 am I’d punt him over the treeline for a small fraction of that amount.
bunbunzinlove on October 10, 2024 3:54 am Hell no. And it’s not even because it’s a baby with huge Bambi eyes. I have a better opinion of myself.
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Get ‘em. That little thing looks full of the devil!
That corkscrew was the icing on the cake lol
Baby or future cereal killer
I’d slap the dogshit out that little fucker for $5 and a Big Mac
This is funny. Some may say overused, I say it’s in the delivery.
I’ll do it for free
Slap? I’d give him five trillion dollars and me slapping him would be the kindest thing I’ve ever done in my life.
Crying is temporary, trillion dollars is eternal.
What’s wrong with the baby’s face?
I’ll do it and give half to the parents so they don’t call the cops on me.
“Without condemning, or condoning, I understand”.
Yesssss
These personalized HEB ads are getting really good! Now I’m craving brisket queso!
I’d hit him with an overhead axe kick for 5 trillion
Brother got that HEB hoodie drip
Enough money to literally transform the planet, versus one momentarily sad baby who won’t even remember it in a couple years.
To think, my Dad slapped me for free all for all those years.
“No! No I would not!” ~ Nobody
I believe the only questions would be : Which cheek, how many times, and how hard
I’d punt him over the treeline for a small fraction of that amount.
It was too much of an amount to refuse.
Hell no. And it’s not even because it’s a baby with huge Bambi eyes. I have a better opinion of myself.
Corkscrew headbutt? That’s tough lol
I’d slap him for $1000