This dude can’t even wrap his head around the proper use of there/their/they’re
AGuyWhoBrokeBad on
How did we go from “no way humans can impact the weather, roll coal and eat steak!!!” to “humans have a secret weather machine than can make hurricanes”?
Independent_Tie_4984 on
All I got out of that is “I’m so clueless about the weather I think humans in 2024 have the technological ability to direct the path of a hurricane”.
Stupid people convincing stupid people of stupid stuff and yelling about it is peak America right now.
hpark21 on
It is more scarier that 17 people actually “like” or “agree” with this nonsense.
westendgonzo on
There are two options, 1.) a freak storm due to measurable and verifiable changes in water temperatures. Or 2.0 A Lex Luthor level supervillain weather controlling machine known only to one political party, that will influence voting numbers by a marginal amount.
Occam’s razor is your friend.
Far-Trick6319 on
Im no proctologist, but I have tracked butts since I was a kid. Ive seen many assholes just like this one.
belunos on
I read this somewhere, but if the dems have learned how to control the weather, why the fuck would vote republican
meathead on
So we’re officially a Kardashev Type I civilization now?
MuthaFukinRick on
The average person can’t wrap their head around it but ignorant conspiracy theorist have no problems wrapping their gullible heads around it.
So_spoke_the_wizard on
“So you figured out that we can do it. There’s nothing you can do about it.”
Deep State
TrixterBlue on
I had no idea there were this many stupid people until 2016.
TuftOfTheLapwing on
Damn it, we’re discovered. I really thought our trillion-dollar programme to create and steer hurricanes – the one involving tens of thousands of people, brand new and previously unimaginable technologies, and the coordination of national governments from Ethiopia to Cuba and Mexico had stayed under the radar. All those decades of planning to destroy Tampa Bay and we were unmasked at the last.
Constant_Ad8859 on
If you really want to laugh Google how many kilotons (how we measure the strength of nukes) a category 5 hurricane is. The mind boggling amount of energy involved is controlled?
SeanFromQueens on
Well, he got us liberals, not only does the Jews have a space laser but we have the capability to send hurricanes anywhere at will…
So don’t f*ck around because you’ll not like finding out.
justhereforfighting on
The Dems big secret plan is to hit Tampa where Biden beat Trump by 8 points and Orlando where Biden won by 9 points in 2020. It’s really an ingenious plan if you think about. Or maybe, if you don’t think at all about it I guess.
visionpy on
and this is how war starts. deception
Guyman-Realperson on
Hey! This guy is an Authority! Been doing it since he was a kid. How dare you question his integrity or motivation.
/s
itsaberry on
How?! That’s what I’m curious about. I know it’ll be some hand wavy bullshit, but I would really like to know how they think anything like that would be even remotely possible. And why on earth would it be used like this? It would be the most important discovery in human history.
Sanguinus969 on
Do these persons believe the pure nonsense they are telling?
prayerplantco on
My mom told me NOT to do the rain dance. For once she was right. I’m sorry y’all…
flame_surfboards on
Names himself after a guy who burns books..username checks out…
😬
jmptx on
Winston Montag is a fucking moron.
bgause on
Where in the world were they handing out hurricane tracking charts to kids???
And if Americans can control the weather, why didn’t we have a hurricane on January 6th? Why don’t we send hurricanes to Russia or China? If we can control the weather, why aren’t we doing every damn day, in every damn city in the world???
Why are some people determined to be so fucking stupid?
Electrical_You2889 on
Fuck me who gave these people a voice
rwblue4u on
One day at some distant point in the future there will be cultural anthropologists digging into historical trends and dead ends – there will be a trove of rich data there about all the people who died as a result of things like this. Ivermectin to treat Covid, hurricanes as political weapons and a whole host of other silly season crap. There’ll be studies to show the group think mentalities which coalesce around cult figures like Trump (and Hitler, et al) and the significant impact those altered belief systems had on society around them.
And as interesting as that may be in the future, experiencing it in the present really sucks dick (and not in a good way).
MissAsshole on
The most insane thing about this is that all these conspiracy theories don’t have a shred of evidence to support them. Not a single scientific anything has been found that would indicate Democrats can control the weather. And nobody is even asking for that. That’s how far our society has crumbled into the shitter.
DrunkOnRedCordial on
Yeah, part of the genius of doing something physically impossible is that most intelligent people will know that you aren’t responsible for doing it.
Better-Snow-7191 on
I’ve studied hurricanes in 54 States over the last 92 years. I have a doctorate in weather manipulation and hurricane kite flying techniques. I have only seen this happen a bunch of times and found easily documented information about similar storms. While weather manipulation has made huge advancements, there aren’t enough windmills in Florida to kill the amount of Bald Eagles required to power the weather lasers. That’s why they can only have 15 afternoon rainstorms most of the time.
Phlippy73 on
Grow up!
Specific_Mud_64 on
“Im no expert, but” is a failsafe indicator of the most stupid shit ever incoming
_Grim-Lock_ on
“They’re are many”
Stairs-So-Flimsy on
I’m not a meteorologist. But I *am* a mad scientist…
L3T50 on
I love how simply acknowledging that climate change has had adverse effects on natural weather patterns is just too dang much.
Die_Bart__Di on
Oh they’re wrapping their heads around…a bit too much I’d say
FeePsychological6778 on
Didn’t Trump try controlling one with a sharpie?
Straight-Extreme-966 on
Looks like someone’s shilling for followers.
Never let people who say trash like this to leave behind what they said and the damage they did.
klrd314 on
i may be an average person not able to wrap my head around it, but even i know this person is a moron.
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This dude can’t even wrap his head around the proper use of there/their/they’re
How did we go from “no way humans can impact the weather, roll coal and eat steak!!!” to “humans have a secret weather machine than can make hurricanes”?
All I got out of that is “I’m so clueless about the weather I think humans in 2024 have the technological ability to direct the path of a hurricane”.
Stupid people convincing stupid people of stupid stuff and yelling about it is peak America right now.
It is more scarier that 17 people actually “like” or “agree” with this nonsense.
There are two options, 1.) a freak storm due to measurable and verifiable changes in water temperatures. Or 2.0 A Lex Luthor level supervillain weather controlling machine known only to one political party, that will influence voting numbers by a marginal amount.
Occam’s razor is your friend.
Im no proctologist, but I have tracked butts since I was a kid. Ive seen many assholes just like this one.
I read this somewhere, but if the dems have learned how to control the weather, why the fuck would vote republican
So we’re officially a Kardashev Type I civilization now?
The average person can’t wrap their head around it but ignorant conspiracy theorist have no problems wrapping their gullible heads around it.
“So you figured out that we can do it. There’s nothing you can do about it.”
Deep State
I had no idea there were this many stupid people until 2016.
Damn it, we’re discovered. I really thought our trillion-dollar programme to create and steer hurricanes – the one involving tens of thousands of people, brand new and previously unimaginable technologies, and the coordination of national governments from Ethiopia to Cuba and Mexico had stayed under the radar. All those decades of planning to destroy Tampa Bay and we were unmasked at the last.
If you really want to laugh Google how many kilotons (how we measure the strength of nukes) a category 5 hurricane is. The mind boggling amount of energy involved is controlled?
Well, he got us liberals, not only does the Jews have a space laser but we have the capability to send hurricanes anywhere at will…
So don’t f*ck around because you’ll not like finding out.
The Dems big secret plan is to hit Tampa where Biden beat Trump by 8 points and Orlando where Biden won by 9 points in 2020. It’s really an ingenious plan if you think about. Or maybe, if you don’t think at all about it I guess.
and this is how war starts. deception
Hey! This guy is an Authority! Been doing it since he was a kid. How dare you question his integrity or motivation.
/s
How?! That’s what I’m curious about. I know it’ll be some hand wavy bullshit, but I would really like to know how they think anything like that would be even remotely possible. And why on earth would it be used like this? It would be the most important discovery in human history.
Do these persons believe the pure nonsense they are telling?
My mom told me NOT to do the rain dance. For once she was right. I’m sorry y’all…
Names himself after a guy who burns books..username checks out…
😬
Winston Montag is a fucking moron.
Where in the world were they handing out hurricane tracking charts to kids???
And if Americans can control the weather, why didn’t we have a hurricane on January 6th? Why don’t we send hurricanes to Russia or China? If we can control the weather, why aren’t we doing every damn day, in every damn city in the world???
Why are some people determined to be so fucking stupid?
Fuck me who gave these people a voice
One day at some distant point in the future there will be cultural anthropologists digging into historical trends and dead ends – there will be a trove of rich data there about all the people who died as a result of things like this. Ivermectin to treat Covid, hurricanes as political weapons and a whole host of other silly season crap. There’ll be studies to show the group think mentalities which coalesce around cult figures like Trump (and Hitler, et al) and the significant impact those altered belief systems had on society around them.
And as interesting as that may be in the future, experiencing it in the present really sucks dick (and not in a good way).
The most insane thing about this is that all these conspiracy theories don’t have a shred of evidence to support them. Not a single scientific anything has been found that would indicate Democrats can control the weather. And nobody is even asking for that. That’s how far our society has crumbled into the shitter.
Yeah, part of the genius of doing something physically impossible is that most intelligent people will know that you aren’t responsible for doing it.
I’ve studied hurricanes in 54 States over the last 92 years. I have a doctorate in weather manipulation and hurricane kite flying techniques. I have only seen this happen a bunch of times and found easily documented information about similar storms. While weather manipulation has made huge advancements, there aren’t enough windmills in Florida to kill the amount of Bald Eagles required to power the weather lasers. That’s why they can only have 15 afternoon rainstorms most of the time.
Grow up!
“Im no expert, but” is a failsafe indicator of the most stupid shit ever incoming
“They’re are many”
I’m not a meteorologist. But I *am* a mad scientist…
I love how simply acknowledging that climate change has had adverse effects on natural weather patterns is just too dang much.
Oh they’re wrapping their heads around…a bit too much I’d say
Didn’t Trump try controlling one with a sharpie?
Looks like someone’s shilling for followers.
Never let people who say trash like this to leave behind what they said and the damage they did.
i may be an average person not able to wrap my head around it, but even i know this person is a moron.