Is this like when a 2nd grade class visits a police station and they give them plastic badges?
daCelt on
“He’s ‘special’ alright… as in ‘short-bus-to-school special.'” – his father
54sharks40 on
Hey Eric finally got a job
SignStreet2554 on
He’s doing this so he can hunt at Palm beach zoo. We’re not dumb you psycho, boy going to be on a boat shooting dolphins & escaped giraffes mmw
Yelsiap on
Hope they don’t let him in the evidence room. Gotta feeling a lot of narcotics might end up “missing”. Along with money and anything else he can “gift” to loyalists.
strgazr_63 on
Hey ladies, DO NOT get into a squad car with this “man” and cover your drinks whenever he is around.
rett72 on
Great, another Barney Fife
Qimmosabe_Man on
I think it would be a good time for all the minorities and teenage and/or single women in that county to evacuate. For good. This can’t end well for anyone who isn’t a straight white christian republican man.
Dazug on
If he’s lucky, he will even get to fulfil his lifelong dream of shooting a real minority!
kootenayguy on
Sh0tsFired81 on
What an absolutely dumb system.
Imagine we did this for any or profession. Like any plumber could just dub anyone a plumber without any training.
Oh how fun. I live in St. Lucie County. Pearson is a HUGE piece of shit. Mascara sucked, but this fuckhead is worse by orders of magnitude. I’m not worried about being pulled over by Eric Trump. I doubt he will spend any time in SLC because it’s not rich and gaudy enough. Just the fact that Pearson appointed him is the bad part. It means this fucking Sherriff is going to be making official decisions with political motivations, and that’s very bad.
9 more months and Florida will be nothing but a bad memory. Fuck this place.
-Zest- on
If it was his lifelong dream to become a cop… why didn’t he? I’m not even being facetious, what roadblocks stopped him in his life to stop him from actually becoming a cop?
Maybe the bone spurs were genetic
Draxtonsmitz on
Far-2Tall on
Ten bucks says the cocaine closet goes empty by 5:00 PM
SithDraven on
So, rich guy handed something he didn’t earn? Shocker.
Jagerstang on
So now he’s a cop AND a robber? 
Brother_Delmer on
Does this mean he can pull over “certain” drivers and shoot them? Oh boy!
/s
Dirtyeippih on
Cool, another cop with no training and a god complex.
ahhh_just_huck_it on
How tall is Eric and how short is that Sheriff? The disparity is jarring.
BombMacAndCheese on
He’s one step closer to becoming a real boy…
United_Whereas8786 on
So how long y’all give it till he shoots some random dude with a slightly darker skin tone than him?
drinkslinger1974 on
That’s, what, the third disaster this month for Florida?
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Never thought I’d live to see Steven Segal knocked from his throne as douchiest celebrity cop.
Special Agent Doofy
https://preview.redd.it/w6nygb1crktd1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=755fc9c1f163199f3eaa7a1b794892e189607103
He wants to shoot somebody.
https://i.redd.it/evnwkyqlsktd1.gif
Fake Billionaire Barney Fyfe.
Is this like when a 2nd grade class visits a police station and they give them plastic badges?
“He’s ‘special’ alright… as in ‘short-bus-to-school special.'” – his father
Hey Eric finally got a job
He’s doing this so he can hunt at Palm beach zoo. We’re not dumb you psycho, boy going to be on a boat shooting dolphins & escaped giraffes mmw
Hope they don’t let him in the evidence room. Gotta feeling a lot of narcotics might end up “missing”. Along with money and anything else he can “gift” to loyalists.
Hey ladies, DO NOT get into a squad car with this “man” and cover your drinks whenever he is around.
Great, another Barney Fife
I think it would be a good time for all the minorities and teenage and/or single women in that county to evacuate. For good. This can’t end well for anyone who isn’t a straight white christian republican man.
If he’s lucky, he will even get to fulfil his lifelong dream of shooting a real minority!
What an absolutely dumb system.
Imagine we did this for any or profession. Like any plumber could just dub anyone a plumber without any training.
Would you let them fix your toilet?!
https://preview.redd.it/r8fg5l4c3ltd1.jpeg?width=1581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c7cfc6b22468fa4b85efedb1cc798a436ee7f1f
Same energy.
https://i.redd.it/07lwqv0m3ltd1.gif
Bizarro world brought to you by nepotism!
Oh how fun. I live in St. Lucie County. Pearson is a HUGE piece of shit. Mascara sucked, but this fuckhead is worse by orders of magnitude. I’m not worried about being pulled over by Eric Trump. I doubt he will spend any time in SLC because it’s not rich and gaudy enough. Just the fact that Pearson appointed him is the bad part. It means this fucking Sherriff is going to be making official decisions with political motivations, and that’s very bad.
9 more months and Florida will be nothing but a bad memory. Fuck this place.
If it was his lifelong dream to become a cop… why didn’t he? I’m not even being facetious, what roadblocks stopped him in his life to stop him from actually becoming a cop?
Maybe the bone spurs were genetic
Ten bucks says the cocaine closet goes empty by 5:00 PM
So, rich guy handed something he didn’t earn? Shocker.
So now he’s a cop AND a robber? 
Does this mean he can pull over “certain” drivers and shoot them? Oh boy!
/s
Cool, another cop with no training and a god complex.
How tall is Eric and how short is that Sheriff? The disparity is jarring.
He’s one step closer to becoming a real boy…
So how long y’all give it till he shoots some random dude with a slightly darker skin tone than him?
That’s, what, the third disaster this month for Florida?