There is a reason why they are in Australia after all…
prokenny on
Are you talking to me?
Warlord42 on
What an absolute unit.
kakksakka on
Kangabros!
porgmus on
Most animals learn to walk on two legs in prison, so…checks out!
LeZarathustra on
Makes sense, when you spend your entire life in an open-air prison.
zombumblebee on
Watch out for that Kangaroid rage.
Jazzlike-Duck-7257 on
Prison Deer
WakaWaka_ on
Do you even hop bro?
Y34rZer0 on
The large reds, which get up to 6 foot tall are unbelievably tough. My friend hit one in his car travelling at 100 km an hour. completely wrecked his car and the kangaroo just bounced off..
Leifsbudir on
This thing should be paying taxes
rantanplan401 on
deer that survived prison
you usually -don’t spend time there- like it’s a retreat or anything
Bob_12_Pack on
I was in Brisbane back in July and there is a sanctuary there where you can pet Kangaroos. While they were mainly just lounging around and chilling and largely uninterested in us while we pet them, I felt that they could murder me in the blink of an eye if they wanted to.
mcjc1997 on
A buck would kick the shit out of a kangaroo – which they can double in weight. Elk, caribou, or, God forbid, the murderous moose are the real prison deer.
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Mansupials
There is a reason why they are in Australia after all…
Are you talking to me?
What an absolute unit.
Kangabros!
Most animals learn to walk on two legs in prison, so…checks out!
Makes sense, when you spend your entire life in an open-air prison.
Watch out for that Kangaroid rage.
Prison Deer
Do you even hop bro?
The large reds, which get up to 6 foot tall are unbelievably tough. My friend hit one in his car travelling at 100 km an hour. completely wrecked his car and the kangaroo just bounced off..
This thing should be paying taxes
deer that survived prison
you usually -don’t spend time there- like it’s a retreat or anything
I was in Brisbane back in July and there is a sanctuary there where you can pet Kangaroos. While they were mainly just lounging around and chilling and largely uninterested in us while we pet them, I felt that they could murder me in the blink of an eye if they wanted to.
A buck would kick the shit out of a kangaroo – which they can double in weight. Elk, caribou, or, God forbid, the murderous moose are the real prison deer.
[Chicken blood! ](https://youtu.be/wuLhj2q-aBU?si=KsAYuZVykafg03AP&t=78)
They evolved to be jacked so that they don’t lose to dog owners ever again.
Deer that have learned to stand up for themselves