Be accurate

when you’re too hardworking

While watching this the old Batman theme song rang through my head. No idea why.

You either die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

If the cops won’t do it, someone has to clean up these mean streets

“This, a wild roomba, cleverly uses its sensors to attempt to cross the road. Since it cannot see long distances, however, it must feel its way across. This has repercussions with urban sprawl, and their numbers have declined as a result. But thanks to conservation efforts, recent years have seen wild roomba numbers grow. Still, the danger these creatures experience crossing busy intersections with humanity pose a risk to them. This one might not make it back to the carpet which could leave its roomblets hungry if it fails to bring back an adequate supply of dust bunnies to the nest.”

His goal : vacuuming the continent

The only thing that can make this better would be if a squirrel was riding it.

Slightly lost… “Heading back to charge”

I feel there should be a joke about this?

He most likely thought: wow, this room is huge

This is really funny because yesterday I saw someone who wrote on Facebook their Roomba left through an open front door and she couldn’t find it.