I’m so embarrassed for our country. Until trump ran, I truly did not understand how many really stupid people we had.
DanielTheEunuch on
<golf clap>
CompactTravelSize on
I read this as satire, but we’ve reached the point where I just can’t tell anymore.
HipGuide2 on
Decent trolling
PassengerNo2259 on
Are we not men?
aboveonlysky9 on
Why would god give the Democrats a hurricane machine? I guess he hates republicans. 🤷🏻♂️
MadAstrid on
Insanity. They demand people don’t believe in climate change which is proven. They demand their politicians vote against funding for natural disasters. They turn a blind eye to insurance companies pulling out of their states and leaving their constituents high and dry. And then, when the natural disasters that they have been warned about happen, they try to convince the rubes who vote for them that it is a secret magic weather machine. One that isn’t used to stop Russia. It is not used to impact anywhere in the world that would benefit them financially. It isn’t used in blue states when they have control. It is only used now in areas that weren’t going to vote sanely anyways.
It is the same BS as pastors claiming weather events were God’s way of punishing people who didn’t fund their private jets, but changing their tune when their own mansions are destroyed.
And the rubes fall for it. Every damned time. My god we are a country full of idiots.
SellaraAB on
I rate this as satire with like 99.5% certainty.
Couldnotbehelpd on
This is satire, but also nearly indistinguishable from reality. The only way you can tell is the cyber trunk part as the GOP doesn’t actually buy those either.
johanTR on
As the official representative of Vortex Globohomo Industries I must state that it is completely false that our CYCLONE X-1000 series weather machines attack Cyber Trucks anywhere on the planet.
It would be a total waste of resources and billions of dollars to create a device to damage something that a simple dry fart would do easily.
CascadiaRocks on
Source: I reckon
NetworkElf on
I think that being seen in a cyber truck is punishment enough.
Admirable-Sink-2622 on
I honestly don’t think anyone is this stupid. I just can’t tell anymore, and I’m starting to not care. 🙄
CommercialPound1615 on
Southwest Florida replies……
Even though this is satire, there are people in my complex refusing to evacuate because they saw on Facebook that if they leave Biden will give their condo to illegal immigrants.
Also they said they saw online how Biden is creating hurricanes to keep people from voting for Trump in Florida.
Besides old people in my building not leaving we also have a pregnant woman who is refusing to go.
They are also demanding that the property management company keep all of the common area power running including the elevators during the hurricane.
Q-Zinart on
Isn’t globohomo a blood serum?
wandernwade on
Cyber truck owners are punishing themselves. Liberals don’t need to bother. 😆
Over-Fig-423 on
Crazy, but yes they would believe that.
Coveinant on
It is truly sad I can tell this is satire because it so calm. It sounds batshit, but has none of that crazy energy.
NeosDemocritus on
Well, I guess the fact the creator of the Cybertruck is a fanatical Afrikaner racist superMAGAt, the punishment is well justified.
Atman-Sunyata on
Cyber truck owners punish themselves
zefal12 on
True and based
thehillshaveI on
mom! it’s *my* turn to play with the big gay hurricane machine^(tm) this week!
clodmonet on
This guy has to be the dumbest mother fucker on the planet if he ain’t making bank from Russia by spewing this fucking nonsense.
loopygargoyle6392 on
Christians and patriots and Crybertruck owners. The pinnacle of peak white maleness?
JD2212 on
Which one of you fuckers told him about the Jewish space hurricane machine!?!?
thatguyinyyc on
Cyber truck owners don’t need to be punished, they already bought the truck
RoutineComplaint4302 on
Maybe god just hates southerners. 🤷♀️
BurstEDO on
If such a thing existed, it would have been used for earlier and far more often.
Wait … So how are the “ChRiStIaNs” failing to acknowledge that this is “gOd’S pLaN”?
Seems to me that if god was legit, then he’s sending these blasphemous corpse understudies a pretty damning and clear warning about repenting
skinnylibra5 on
Stunning-West-8672 on
wow to be this fucked on the head, amazing
Spencergh2 on
Globo what?
Herr-Hunter1122 on
Guess I’m just a casualty of nature’s war then :/
pitb0ss343 on
My favorite part about the making hurricanes bs is why would they hit them with these storms in early October and not, you know, Election Day
ChampionshipSad1809 on
Actually, I heard Cybertrucks and Teslas are the reason why there are these many hurricanes. A Christian study showed that using electricity to power vehicles that should have used oil, just like it was written in the Bible, is a direct defiance of god and Dr. Jordan Petersen, the renowned physicist who invented Hurricanes said that overuse of Pretentious EVs like Teslas can attract Hurricanes.
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Gay globes!
Soy boy toy
I’m so embarrassed for our country. Until trump ran, I truly did not understand how many really stupid people we had.
<golf clap>
I read this as satire, but we’ve reached the point where I just can’t tell anymore.
Decent trolling
Are we not men?
Why would god give the Democrats a hurricane machine? I guess he hates republicans. 🤷🏻♂️
Insanity. They demand people don’t believe in climate change which is proven. They demand their politicians vote against funding for natural disasters. They turn a blind eye to insurance companies pulling out of their states and leaving their constituents high and dry. And then, when the natural disasters that they have been warned about happen, they try to convince the rubes who vote for them that it is a secret magic weather machine. One that isn’t used to stop Russia. It is not used to impact anywhere in the world that would benefit them financially. It isn’t used in blue states when they have control. It is only used now in areas that weren’t going to vote sanely anyways.
It is the same BS as pastors claiming weather events were God’s way of punishing people who didn’t fund their private jets, but changing their tune when their own mansions are destroyed.
And the rubes fall for it. Every damned time. My god we are a country full of idiots.
I rate this as satire with like 99.5% certainty.
This is satire, but also nearly indistinguishable from reality. The only way you can tell is the cyber trunk part as the GOP doesn’t actually buy those either.
As the official representative of Vortex Globohomo Industries I must state that it is completely false that our CYCLONE X-1000 series weather machines attack Cyber Trucks anywhere on the planet.
It would be a total waste of resources and billions of dollars to create a device to damage something that a simple dry fart would do easily.
Source: I reckon
I think that being seen in a cyber truck is punishment enough.
I honestly don’t think anyone is this stupid. I just can’t tell anymore, and I’m starting to not care. 🙄
Southwest Florida replies……
Even though this is satire, there are people in my complex refusing to evacuate because they saw on Facebook that if they leave Biden will give their condo to illegal immigrants.
Also they said they saw online how Biden is creating hurricanes to keep people from voting for Trump in Florida.
Besides old people in my building not leaving we also have a pregnant woman who is refusing to go.
They are also demanding that the property management company keep all of the common area power running including the elevators during the hurricane.
Isn’t globohomo a blood serum?
Cyber truck owners are punishing themselves. Liberals don’t need to bother. 😆
Crazy, but yes they would believe that.
It is truly sad I can tell this is satire because it so calm. It sounds batshit, but has none of that crazy energy.
Well, I guess the fact the creator of the Cybertruck is a fanatical Afrikaner racist superMAGAt, the punishment is well justified.
Cyber truck owners punish themselves
True and based
mom! it’s *my* turn to play with the big gay hurricane machine^(tm) this week!
This guy has to be the dumbest mother fucker on the planet if he ain’t making bank from Russia by spewing this fucking nonsense.
Christians and patriots and Crybertruck owners. The pinnacle of peak white maleness?
Which one of you fuckers told him about the Jewish space hurricane machine!?!?
Cyber truck owners don’t need to be punished, they already bought the truck
Maybe god just hates southerners. 🤷♀️
If such a thing existed, it would have been used for earlier and far more often.
Wait … So how are the “ChRiStIaNs” failing to acknowledge that this is “gOd’S pLaN”?
Seems to me that if god was legit, then he’s sending these blasphemous corpse understudies a pretty damning and clear warning about repenting
wow to be this fucked on the head, amazing
Globo what?
Guess I’m just a casualty of nature’s war then :/
My favorite part about the making hurricanes bs is why would they hit them with these storms in early October and not, you know, Election Day
Actually, I heard Cybertrucks and Teslas are the reason why there are these many hurricanes. A Christian study showed that using electricity to power vehicles that should have used oil, just like it was written in the Bible, is a direct defiance of god and Dr. Jordan Petersen, the renowned physicist who invented Hurricanes said that overuse of Pretentious EVs like Teslas can attract Hurricanes.
I can talk outta my ass too!
[It stopped working a while ago](https://imgur.com/R7m0Hqd)
+1 for globohomo