When hurricanes hit “blue” areas, it’s god, when hurricanes hit “red” areas it was created by a machine that the dems control as part of their plot to…???
ImaginationToForm2 on
MTG: They have a hurricane machine.
ViciousKnids on
Great, even the hurricanes are on the Messi bandwagon.
monkeysuffrage on
God isn’t gay, he just really doesn’t give a shit anymore.
heartattack-ak-ak-ak on
I blame the cabana boy.
Weary_Boat on
The person who created this may have forgotten that Pensacola is also part of Florida and has been spared. That might be the reddest MAGA district in the state.
Pantarus on
It’s because…ummm…<shakes the magic GOP 8-Ball>….
Obama…<shakes 8 ball>…radical left….<Shake>…LGBTQ+…<Shake>…Chips in Covid Vaccine
Obama and the radical left are PURPOSELY directing the hurricanes to avoid LGBTQ+ folks and steering it using the microchips they implanted via the Covid Vaccine.
Check and Mate.
EDIT: /s obviously…but sadly, these are the times we live in now.
NeverLookBothWays on
Well duh, “the gays” now control the machine that creates rainbows, which they found can also pinpoint Hurricanes with pinpoint precision or something. /s
CascadiaRocks on
Ok – go with this a second – maybe the Gays are the hurricane shield? I mean, yeah?
If that can be proven, you may see a rush to import Gays to every hurricane prone area. I mean, it *could* work.
Of course, we know what causes tornados – mobile homes.
-iknowright- on
Well there was the world’s largest LGBTQIA+ workplace advocate conference, Out & Equal, in Orlando this week that was canceled.
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When hurricanes hit “blue” areas, it’s god, when hurricanes hit “red” areas it was created by a machine that the dems control as part of their plot to…???
MTG: They have a hurricane machine.
Great, even the hurricanes are on the Messi bandwagon.
God isn’t gay, he just really doesn’t give a shit anymore.
I blame the cabana boy.
The person who created this may have forgotten that Pensacola is also part of Florida and has been spared. That might be the reddest MAGA district in the state.
It’s because…ummm…<shakes the magic GOP 8-Ball>….
Obama…<shakes 8 ball>…radical left….<Shake>…LGBTQ+…<Shake>…Chips in Covid Vaccine
Obama and the radical left are PURPOSELY directing the hurricanes to avoid LGBTQ+ folks and steering it using the microchips they implanted via the Covid Vaccine.
Check and Mate.
EDIT: /s obviously…but sadly, these are the times we live in now.
Well duh, “the gays” now control the machine that creates rainbows, which they found can also pinpoint Hurricanes with pinpoint precision or something. /s
Ok – go with this a second – maybe the Gays are the hurricane shield? I mean, yeah?
If that can be proven, you may see a rush to import Gays to every hurricane prone area. I mean, it *could* work.
Of course, we know what causes tornados – mobile homes.
Well there was the world’s largest LGBTQIA+ workplace advocate conference, Out & Equal, in Orlando this week that was canceled.