If this is current pic, then he is no longer (ahem) 215 pounds , and know for fact, he’s not 6’3”.
TheBigChungus1980 on
You guys, he had to grow them titties because Melania wasn’t letting him touch hers anymore.
DaveBeBad on
I’m 6’2” and 210lbs. If I looked as bad as he did I’d be booking a trip to Dignitas…
He has *at least* 50lbs on me.
Osheedid9 on
Man boobs! Weirdly gross!
meowdyreddit on
“Trump continuously has used specific propaganda techniques, lying without consequence, replacing rational debate with paranoia and resentment, and casting reality itself into doubt. Trump’s attacks on the mainstream media and the extensive documented instances where he claims he didn’t say something that is in fact in the public record are related to the history of fascist lies” – Federico Finchelstein, from “A Briref History of Fascist Lies”
DelicateEmbroidery on
An ugly man.
decayed-whately on
Great big butt, great big gut
Oh, de doo-da doo-da day
thedeadsigh on
How you gonna trust a mf to tell the truth about major shit when he lies about something as trivial as his height and weight?? Damn they stupid to vote for this him
Klutzy-Ad-6705 on
215 is just his ass.
Ismileatdogs on
🤮
MrWaldengarver on
We’re getting into Chris Christie territory here.
GhostRevival on
Ravens QB Lamar Jackson is 6’2 215 if you need an idea what that’s supposed to look like. I don’t get why he needs to lie about that, who cares?
I’m 5’9 and weigh 200lbs…no way this orange blob weighs 215
desirox on
Actual measurement – 6,0” 300
johnnyrockets527 on
“I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider salads”
CautiousWrongdoer771 on
Ah yes, that beautiful beach body.
svenner2020 on
**M**assive.
**A**ss.
**G**inormous.
**A**ss.
h20poIo on
Serious-Knee-5768 on
He’s shorter than J.D. and Elmo. Apparently, he’s been lying about his height all along, too. He wears lifts. But he’s somehow mature enough to run on the GOP ticket. 😆
becauseidontgiveafuk on
Built like l dented marshmallow, the last stale one in the corner of the bag you just throw out.
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I don’t give a shit about his weight, it’s his demented brain that’s the issue.
Biden was too old, you guys.
Chi-chi’s Christ, he is a vile specimen with his pebble rock nips.
He needs a support bra
I’m surprised he didn’t have a neck lift at some point. He could sure use one
“bring me solo”
I think he meant 63″ waist and a 2lb 15oz diaper.
Somebody needs the “Bro”
https://preview.redd.it/xk5usclgc7td1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87a9b2d625d5ff3571c1a05fdc8e12e771a6438
😬
If this is current pic, then he is no longer (ahem) 215 pounds , and know for fact, he’s not 6’3”.
You guys, he had to grow them titties because Melania wasn’t letting him touch hers anymore.
I’m 6’2” and 210lbs. If I looked as bad as he did I’d be booking a trip to Dignitas…
He has *at least* 50lbs on me.
Man boobs! Weirdly gross!
“Trump continuously has used specific propaganda techniques, lying without consequence, replacing rational debate with paranoia and resentment, and casting reality itself into doubt. Trump’s attacks on the mainstream media and the extensive documented instances where he claims he didn’t say something that is in fact in the public record are related to the history of fascist lies” – Federico Finchelstein, from “A Briref History of Fascist Lies”
An ugly man.
Great big butt, great big gut
Oh, de doo-da doo-da day
How you gonna trust a mf to tell the truth about major shit when he lies about something as trivial as his height and weight?? Damn they stupid to vote for this him
215 is just his ass.
🤮
We’re getting into Chris Christie territory here.
Ravens QB Lamar Jackson is 6’2 215 if you need an idea what that’s supposed to look like. I don’t get why he needs to lie about that, who cares?
https://preview.redd.it/zo4mwousi7td1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce24ff5dd28db81fbb8c8f34569d4b019f0927cf
https://preview.redd.it/pj3njvc6k7td1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354d39c5b5aa2e70d1fcc2b54bc4f98fe3285462
Can’t unsee the man titties!!!
I’m 5’9 and weigh 200lbs…no way this orange blob weighs 215
Actual measurement – 6,0” 300
“I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider salads”
Ah yes, that beautiful beach body.
**M**assive.
**A**ss.
**G**inormous.
**A**ss.
He’s shorter than J.D. and Elmo. Apparently, he’s been lying about his height all along, too. He wears lifts. But he’s somehow mature enough to run on the GOP ticket. 😆
Built like l dented marshmallow, the last stale one in the corner of the bag you just throw out.