What wil u get to eat here?

    by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

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    1. Your cutlery will be a speculum. Should give you some idea of the menu options, which include the choice of how much meat you want and how bloody it is served.

    2. Excuse me nurse, I’d like to stay with my loved one, can I get a boxed lunch?

      Certainly, the cafeteria is right down the hall.

    3. EscapingTheLabrynth on

      I heard they’ve got great clitoris, but I can never find it on the menu. So I usually just go for the bagel with a smear.

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