No, she’s right. By spending decades pumping CO2 and CH4 into the atmosphere, the corporate overlords that comprise the dark state have purposefully made an atmosphere that increases the occurrence and ferocity of storms, causing more damage, so they can sell you more things to replace the items that get destroyed, electricity to run your AC units, and beer to cool you off, and food to replace the garden you can’t grow anymore because of water restrictions…
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We can control the weather but we cant fix pot holes
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That is hilarious!
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No, she’s right. By spending decades pumping CO2 and CH4 into the atmosphere, the corporate overlords that comprise the dark state have purposefully made an atmosphere that increases the occurrence and ferocity of storms, causing more damage, so they can sell you more things to replace the items that get destroyed, electricity to run your AC units, and beer to cool you off, and food to replace the garden you can’t grow anymore because of water restrictions…
We can control the weather but we cant fix pot holes
Don’t forget the lightning.