First time I’ve seen a family size carrot. I don’t know if I should feel amazed or worried
Truthseekerdeception on
Tell me your GMO without telling me your GMO
MBSOatmeal49195 on
That’s armful!
NightSkyCode on
Your wife is going to enjoy that carrot much more than you are bro
No-Cover-8986 on
Buttered carrots for dinner in … a few days…?
bootsforacarrot on
Big enough for a boot!
BobB104 on
No banana?
MincedFrenchfries on
Meijers got those
Klotzster on
It’s the Great Carrot, Charlie Brown
andersonfmly on
I don’t Carrot all for this picture…
LemonLaddd on
A blunt weapon if you need it to be
VetmitaR on
_unwraps magnum_
keonyn on
You should hit a baseball with it.
Primi_Noscere_1776 on
Speak softly and carry a big…wait, wut?
lowtoiletsitter on
I don’t know why you decided to purchase this carrot, but I hope you both have fun later tonight
lovinlifelivinthe90s on
She meant you’re sleeping on the couch and the carrot will be sleeping with her.
phred_666 on
It looks…small… to me
HumpieDouglas on
An arm is not a valid scale for measurement. We’re gunna need a banana.
Capt_Foxch on
Those are the kind of carrot that baby carrots are carved out of
Shit-Talker-Jr on
“Oh my God it’s as big as my fucking arm 🥵”
ladykatey on
Traditionally turnips were carved for jack-o-lanterns, so alternate veggies are possible.
D-BO_816 on
The guy she tells you not to worry about
MacReady_2112 on
Larger than a baby-arm.
OptimusSublime on
The Mrs. has been in an awfully good and cheery mood since you brought that home too. What an interesting coincidence.
astralseat on
Your wife has a good eye
DaGoodSauce on
Jfk I thought it was a flesh wound of sorts at first and even recoiled in my seat… We need an option on reddit to phase in images so it doesn’t catch you off-guard.
throwaway392145 on
You vs the carrot she told you not to worry about.
Auran82 on
Double ended carrot
deviltrombone on
That’s what she said?
Jennyanydots99 on
Oh my
MrdrOfCrws on
This reminds me of the post where the dorm (OP lived in) prohibited carved pumpkins, but did prohibit carved pineapples.
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This carrot would be useful for many things 🙂
First time I’ve seen a family size carrot. I don’t know if I should feel amazed or worried
Tell me your GMO without telling me your GMO
That’s armful!
Your wife is going to enjoy that carrot much more than you are bro
Buttered carrots for dinner in … a few days…?
Big enough for a boot!
No banana?
Meijers got those
It’s the Great Carrot, Charlie Brown
I don’t Carrot all for this picture…
A blunt weapon if you need it to be
_unwraps magnum_
You should hit a baseball with it.
Speak softly and carry a big…wait, wut?
I don’t know why you decided to purchase this carrot, but I hope you both have fun later tonight
She meant you’re sleeping on the couch and the carrot will be sleeping with her.
It looks…small… to me
An arm is not a valid scale for measurement. We’re gunna need a banana.
Those are the kind of carrot that baby carrots are carved out of
“Oh my God it’s as big as my fucking arm 🥵”
Traditionally turnips were carved for jack-o-lanterns, so alternate veggies are possible.
The guy she tells you not to worry about
Larger than a baby-arm.
The Mrs. has been in an awfully good and cheery mood since you brought that home too. What an interesting coincidence.
Your wife has a good eye
Jfk I thought it was a flesh wound of sorts at first and even recoiled in my seat… We need an option on reddit to phase in images so it doesn’t catch you off-guard.
You vs the carrot she told you not to worry about.
Double ended carrot
That’s what she said?
Oh my
This reminds me of the post where the dorm (OP lived in) prohibited carved pumpkins, but did prohibit carved pineapples.