Its the republicans Groundhog Day, just like Infrastructure Week, Health Care Plan Week, and Tax Return Release Day…all the family’s favorites.
JoeMorgue on
…. does this idiot (Charles Kirk) know what the Darian Gap IS?
Jeoshua on
Now taking bets on how quickly the caravan ends up miraculously disappearing right after the election.
purplegladys2022 on
No worries, it will magically evaporate itself on (checks calendar) Wednesday, 11/6/24.
Same as every other migrant caravan.
SaintMike2010 on
Oh no! Caravan season already. Where’s my caravan season kit?
Oh, I found my thoughts
And here’s my prayers.
Ok, I guess I’m ready for the caravan season. It’ll magically end on election day again, right?
ClubSundown on
Mass of humanity? That’s less than 1000 people. Although magas attending Dumbold rallies seem to equate 1000 with a million.
papaHans on
That is over 2500 miles away from the U.S. boarder.
Live-End-6693 on
Notice the use of the word “apparently.” He’s full of shit.
Mrbean75 on
Second verse, same as the first….
MzPrudi on
🤣🤣🤣
cobrachickenwing on
The fact that no one has successfully built a road through the Darien gap makes this mass migration very unlikely. Even development near it is beyond current human capability.
Imaginary_Bicycle_14 on
Gums is at it again. What a loser.
Pheonyx1974 on
Charlie Kirk has no idea what or where the Darian Gap is or why it is called that.
Acrobatic-Ad-3335 on
Does that date say Oct 5?
rodrigojds on
So if they’re trying to break in before the election what’s the point of electing trump.? Since the election would already be over
Chemical_Actuary_190 on
Doesn’t he have some college kids to go talk over?
kl0wn420 on
They better bring the fucking taco trucks I was promised.
Gold_Stranger7098 on
Look like MAGA folk to me.
sparkinlarkin on
Almost election time, quick gimme any pic of a thousand brown skinned people so I can whip the easily conned into a lather about an imaginary invasion..smh
hotasianwfelover on
Here we gooooo. It’s election time and so naturally it attracts swaths of immigrant caravans.
LowRes on
If they move 30 miles a day, they’ll be here… well after the election….hmmmm curious
bluddystump on
Not once have I heard anyone suggest assisting any of the countries experiencing this out flow of humanity with the problem that’s causing it.
JDARRK on
For the last week i read many posts predicting the GOP were going to pull out the old “ Caravans” bullshit!
I thought to myself,” there is no way they could be this stupid”
😳😳 I WAS WRONG‼️😱😱
gobsmacked247 on
Gotta keep stoking that immigrant bad fire.
SAyyOuremySIN on
I’m so sick of these dumbasses.
ZincLloyd on
Setting aside that it’s obvious bullshit: Going through the Darian Gap. Yeah, that’ll thin the numbers considerably, not to mention that’d take weeks to get to the U.S. on foot from there. Heck, probably take weeks just to cross the Gap. It is ROUGH country.
Appropriate-Log8506 on
🎶Its beginning to look at lot like the end of election season, every where you go. 🎶
ProtoNewt on
2500 miles away
Average jogging speed is 4-6mph according to google. Let’s say they can do 6 and are in great shape.
Let’s assume they can all run 7 hours a day and keep that speed which would be very difficult even for someone in great shape to keep that up, also find food and shelter, and stay together as a group.
They could do 42 miles per day, at 2500 miles would take them 59.52 days so about two months. That’s assuming no days off, completely flat terrain.
More realistically they would probably walk, which would mean they do, what, 3 miles per day on a good day? being untrained and requiring shelter and food to be found on the way.
Any mountains or rivers being ignored, that would take them about 833 days, so everyone make sure you’re ready in about 2 and a half years!
Striking_Zombie_8640 on
Does the Maga faithful know where Darian’s Gap is located? 🤔
Nightshade6679 on
That’s all well and good for rational people to point out actual facts about what’s really going on but we also know that the motherfuckers who deny it don’t/won’t/can’t ever admit the actual truth whether you show it to them or not. What are we supposed to to do about that? We hope that if enough people use common sense and vote to keep these dangerous people away from our democracy that it will make a difference, even though we already know that unless it’s a win for them they will dispute it. What do you do?
MacGuyver913 on
All these years of the “migrant caravan” talk, and they have only made it to the Darian Gap? In another 4 years they might make it all the way to the Panama Canal.
Cetophile on
Dusting off the old hits, I see. The internals for the R’s must be brutal.
A Google image search of the photo shows hits from Africa and India, not the Americas, so this is just more Charlie Kirk disingenuousness. (Or to be frank, lyin’ his ass off.)
KittyTheOne-215 on
And as a “Christian,” he and all the megas should be down there feeding and clothing them. The love of Christ SHOULD transcend borders, nationality, or economic situation. When Jesus fed the 5000, he never asked anyone for paperwork.
THSSFC on
People assemble on the border of Colombia and Panama.
US Conservatives: They’re coming for us, Ma!!!1
EVH_kit_guy on
This is self-evidently NOT the Darian Gap right now.
sassychubzilla on
Didn’t they say we control the weather ie acts of god? Well I’m enacting my power to do so and I rain down upon their path a long train of tornadoes. These tornadoes shall only harm people who are on their way to commit violence against immigrants and migrants that might be on their way here to seek asylum.
*Rubs hands together* Now we shall see the power of thoughts and prayers
/s 😂
FitBattle5899 on
Fucking same old playbook.
cookiedoh18 on
More evidence that immigration is a favorite MAGA tool for instilling fear in the huddled American MAGA cult.
JA860 on
This is such a crock of shit…Darien Gap is inhabitable with no roads
Electrical_Room5091 on
Caravan hysterics now before war on Christmas starts in November
DevilsAdvocate8008 on
Listen you can definitely say that Republicans actually only care about immigration when it’s election time but stop being conspiracy theorists or reality deniers by saying they don’t exist. You can find tons of articles showing the different caravans and videos showing them as well
You know what? If you walked through the Darien Gap carrying everything you owned, maybe some kids, hungry, thirsty, exhausted and covered in bug bites I fucking *welcome* you. I’ll hold the door open and leave a light on.
MuffLover312 on
If they’re planning to come in before the election, how would electing Donald Trump stop it?
sdbct1 on
Too late I already gave them mail in ballets. Wasn’t hard, but the mosquitoes were a bitch….LOL
notyomamasusername on
Oh thank God, I was worried I missed Caravan season this election cycle.
400_Flying_Monkeys on
Anyone that can survive the Darien Gap would probably make an excellent citizen.
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Its the republicans Groundhog Day, just like Infrastructure Week, Health Care Plan Week, and Tax Return Release Day…all the family’s favorites.
…. does this idiot (Charles Kirk) know what the Darian Gap IS?
Now taking bets on how quickly the caravan ends up miraculously disappearing right after the election.
No worries, it will magically evaporate itself on (checks calendar) Wednesday, 11/6/24.
Same as every other migrant caravan.
Oh no! Caravan season already. Where’s my caravan season kit?
Oh, I found my thoughts
And here’s my prayers.
Ok, I guess I’m ready for the caravan season. It’ll magically end on election day again, right?
Mass of humanity? That’s less than 1000 people. Although magas attending Dumbold rallies seem to equate 1000 with a million.
That is over 2500 miles away from the U.S. boarder.
Notice the use of the word “apparently.” He’s full of shit.
Second verse, same as the first….
🤣🤣🤣
The fact that no one has successfully built a road through the Darien gap makes this mass migration very unlikely. Even development near it is beyond current human capability.
Gums is at it again. What a loser.
Charlie Kirk has no idea what or where the Darian Gap is or why it is called that.
Does that date say Oct 5?
So if they’re trying to break in before the election what’s the point of electing trump.? Since the election would already be over
Doesn’t he have some college kids to go talk over?
They better bring the fucking taco trucks I was promised.
Look like MAGA folk to me.
Almost election time, quick gimme any pic of a thousand brown skinned people so I can whip the easily conned into a lather about an imaginary invasion..smh
Here we gooooo. It’s election time and so naturally it attracts swaths of immigrant caravans.
If they move 30 miles a day, they’ll be here… well after the election….hmmmm curious
Not once have I heard anyone suggest assisting any of the countries experiencing this out flow of humanity with the problem that’s causing it.
For the last week i read many posts predicting the GOP were going to pull out the old “ Caravans” bullshit!
I thought to myself,” there is no way they could be this stupid”
😳😳 I WAS WRONG‼️😱😱
Gotta keep stoking that immigrant bad fire.
I’m so sick of these dumbasses.
Setting aside that it’s obvious bullshit: Going through the Darian Gap. Yeah, that’ll thin the numbers considerably, not to mention that’d take weeks to get to the U.S. on foot from there. Heck, probably take weeks just to cross the Gap. It is ROUGH country.
🎶Its beginning to look at lot like the end of election season, every where you go. 🎶
2500 miles away
Average jogging speed is 4-6mph according to google. Let’s say they can do 6 and are in great shape.
Let’s assume they can all run 7 hours a day and keep that speed which would be very difficult even for someone in great shape to keep that up, also find food and shelter, and stay together as a group.
They could do 42 miles per day, at 2500 miles would take them 59.52 days so about two months. That’s assuming no days off, completely flat terrain.
More realistically they would probably walk, which would mean they do, what, 3 miles per day on a good day? being untrained and requiring shelter and food to be found on the way.
Any mountains or rivers being ignored, that would take them about 833 days, so everyone make sure you’re ready in about 2 and a half years!
Does the Maga faithful know where Darian’s Gap is located? 🤔
That’s all well and good for rational people to point out actual facts about what’s really going on but we also know that the motherfuckers who deny it don’t/won’t/can’t ever admit the actual truth whether you show it to them or not. What are we supposed to to do about that? We hope that if enough people use common sense and vote to keep these dangerous people away from our democracy that it will make a difference, even though we already know that unless it’s a win for them they will dispute it. What do you do?
All these years of the “migrant caravan” talk, and they have only made it to the Darian Gap? In another 4 years they might make it all the way to the Panama Canal.
Dusting off the old hits, I see. The internals for the R’s must be brutal.
A Google image search of the photo shows hits from Africa and India, not the Americas, so this is just more Charlie Kirk disingenuousness. (Or to be frank, lyin’ his ass off.)
And as a “Christian,” he and all the megas should be down there feeding and clothing them. The love of Christ SHOULD transcend borders, nationality, or economic situation. When Jesus fed the 5000, he never asked anyone for paperwork.
People assemble on the border of Colombia and Panama.
US Conservatives: They’re coming for us, Ma!!!1
This is self-evidently NOT the Darian Gap right now.
Didn’t they say we control the weather ie acts of god? Well I’m enacting my power to do so and I rain down upon their path a long train of tornadoes. These tornadoes shall only harm people who are on their way to commit violence against immigrants and migrants that might be on their way here to seek asylum.
*Rubs hands together* Now we shall see the power of thoughts and prayers
/s 😂
Fucking same old playbook.
More evidence that immigration is a favorite MAGA tool for instilling fear in the huddled American MAGA cult.
This is such a crock of shit…Darien Gap is inhabitable with no roads
Caravan hysterics now before war on Christmas starts in November
Listen you can definitely say that Republicans actually only care about immigration when it’s election time but stop being conspiracy theorists or reality deniers by saying they don’t exist. You can find tons of articles showing the different caravans and videos showing them as well
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/about-3000-migrants-travel-caravans-us-border-undeterred-by-crackdown-2024-07-23/
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-67818686
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_American_migrant_caravans
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/03/migrant-caravan-tapachula-mexico-biden
https://www.vox.com/2018/10/24/18010340/caravan-trump-border-honduras-mexico
You know what? If you walked through the Darien Gap carrying everything you owned, maybe some kids, hungry, thirsty, exhausted and covered in bug bites I fucking *welcome* you. I’ll hold the door open and leave a light on.
If they’re planning to come in before the election, how would electing Donald Trump stop it?
Too late I already gave them mail in ballets. Wasn’t hard, but the mosquitoes were a bitch….LOL
Oh thank God, I was worried I missed Caravan season this election cycle.
Anyone that can survive the Darien Gap would probably make an excellent citizen.