How did someone this stupid get elected to Congress?
emptyhellebore on
The way I just cackled. I love it. 😂
Sodamyte on
Remember.. she thinks there are Jewish space lasers too
Sorry_Economics_4748 on
So Jews have a space laser, who gets the weather control device?
NoConsideration595 on
Yes, the government made hurricane helene to destroy infrastructure and cost itself billions .
It makes perfect sense
No_Boysenberry7353 on
I’ve been seeing this “theory” all over them internet! There are so many dumb people
Douglas_Michael on
She’s in Congress! She’s them! Who the fuck else has this power? If it’s not big government with the Cobra Commander weather device, who has it? And can I borrow it?
Player2LightWater on
Someone play too much Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
Tazling on
raining? heck I’d be dropping lightning bolts like in some old-time cartoon strip: Zot!
CauseLongjumping2391 on
Who is “they”? The government? Isn’t she “they”?
chameleon_123_777 on
If we could control the weather don’t you think we would have done it already, and not only for hurricanes or tornadoes?
Beer-Me on
If liberals could control the weather, you’d think they’d send some rain to So. Cal whenever a fire breaks out.
If they can’t stop the Jewish space lasers, maybe they could put the fires, limiting the damage
HabitantDLT on
Nevermind rain… Only hail for that one.
Merphee on
Remember when she said it was “unfair” to call her unintelligent? 😂
TopEagle4012 on
OK, which one of you loose-lipped losers let the cat out of the bag that the Democrats have weather control devices? Now that the Republicans know that they have Jewish space lasers and are running sex rings in pizza parlors and inserted tracking devices into all vaccines they will do everything they can to elect a totally incompetent narcissistic psychopathic grifter as leader of the Free World.
ZmentAdverti on
Bro we wish we could control the fucking whether…
severe_thunderstorm on
She talking about trumps “magic” sharpie again.
AdFlat1014 on
Morgan freeman voice “ let me get this straight.. you think they can control the fucking weather and you want to piss them off?”
MKRX on
When the weather hurts people on the left, it’s my god’s punishment for those people being evil. When it hurts people on the right, it’s the left doing it. Yet another case of these idiots pretending we’re way cooler and more powerful than we really are, even stronger than their god this time.
CardinalCountryCub on
It worked on General Hospital. /s, obviously, but it was an actual storyline in the 80s and I’ve traced most of Trump’s batshit “ideas” to various sitcom plotpoint and throwaway lines, so goven the party, the “logic” tracks.
kobie173 on
I hate her.
G-Unit11111 on
The only weather machine that ever existed was in the movie Geostorm and that movie was terrible.
Anyone who says stuff this batshit crazy should be committed. Like maximum security level.
-DethLok- on
Raining?
Not hail? Followed by a blizzard?
itwasntjack on
Someone watched Superman 3 and thought computers could really control the weather…
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How did someone this stupid get elected to Congress?
The way I just cackled. I love it. 😂
Remember.. she thinks there are Jewish space lasers too
So Jews have a space laser, who gets the weather control device?
Yes, the government made hurricane helene to destroy infrastructure and cost itself billions .
It makes perfect sense
I’ve been seeing this “theory” all over them internet! There are so many dumb people
She’s in Congress! She’s them! Who the fuck else has this power? If it’s not big government with the Cobra Commander weather device, who has it? And can I borrow it?
Someone play too much Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
raining? heck I’d be dropping lightning bolts like in some old-time cartoon strip: Zot!
Who is “they”? The government? Isn’t she “they”?
If we could control the weather don’t you think we would have done it already, and not only for hurricanes or tornadoes?
If liberals could control the weather, you’d think they’d send some rain to So. Cal whenever a fire breaks out.
If they can’t stop the Jewish space lasers, maybe they could put the fires, limiting the damage
Nevermind rain… Only hail for that one.
Remember when she said it was “unfair” to call her unintelligent? 😂
OK, which one of you loose-lipped losers let the cat out of the bag that the Democrats have weather control devices? Now that the Republicans know that they have Jewish space lasers and are running sex rings in pizza parlors and inserted tracking devices into all vaccines they will do everything they can to elect a totally incompetent narcissistic psychopathic grifter as leader of the Free World.
Bro we wish we could control the fucking whether…
She talking about trumps “magic” sharpie again.
Morgan freeman voice “ let me get this straight.. you think they can control the fucking weather and you want to piss them off?”
When the weather hurts people on the left, it’s my god’s punishment for those people being evil. When it hurts people on the right, it’s the left doing it. Yet another case of these idiots pretending we’re way cooler and more powerful than we really are, even stronger than their god this time.
It worked on General Hospital. /s, obviously, but it was an actual storyline in the 80s and I’ve traced most of Trump’s batshit “ideas” to various sitcom plotpoint and throwaway lines, so goven the party, the “logic” tracks.
I hate her.
The only weather machine that ever existed was in the movie Geostorm and that movie was terrible.
Anyone who says stuff this batshit crazy should be committed. Like maximum security level.
Raining?
Not hail? Followed by a blizzard?
Someone watched Superman 3 and thought computers could really control the weather…