January 9, 1987: Red M&Ms were reintroduced after a decade-long absence due to a health scare related to FD&C Red No. 2.
yParticle on
>Marry your first grade teacher.
Not even a question, just raising the bar for authentication.
coyote_den on
It looks almost like a cat wrote these.
OP, are you *sure* you’re a human and not a cat?
PunfullyObvious on
These questions prove I’m not human
livelong_june on
“Why did you not come to my concert?” 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
dirtypoololdman on
What is your mothers problem 😂
clarkulator on
Haha moist
norelationtomrs2 on
This made me laugh til i ugly cried thanks for posting!
Lorberry on
Honestly this is kind of low key brilliant. Normal security questions are things that can largely be figured out with detective work and/or social engineering, but these are all batshit insane enough that your answers are going to going to be nigh impossible for someone else to figure out because they’re probably going to be a personal association or injoke. And that uniqueness will also, hopefully, make them more likely to be remembered if you actually need to use them.
Flashy_Narwhal9362 on
What country do I wish to visit moist?. All of them.
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>Where were you when red became a color?
January 9, 1987: Red M&Ms were reintroduced after a decade-long absence due to a health scare related to FD&C Red No. 2.
>Marry your first grade teacher.
Not even a question, just raising the bar for authentication.
It looks almost like a cat wrote these.
OP, are you *sure* you’re a human and not a cat?
These questions prove I’m not human
“Why did you not come to my concert?” 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
What is your mothers problem 😂
Haha moist
This made me laugh til i ugly cried thanks for posting!
Honestly this is kind of low key brilliant. Normal security questions are things that can largely be figured out with detective work and/or social engineering, but these are all batshit insane enough that your answers are going to going to be nigh impossible for someone else to figure out because they’re probably going to be a personal association or injoke. And that uniqueness will also, hopefully, make them more likely to be remembered if you actually need to use them.
What country do I wish to visit moist?. All of them.
I can only remember my last two asswords.