They find animals based on the carbon dioxide they breathe out, so if your metabolism or cardio has recently been neglected you could be less attractive to Mosquitos
It’s also only females wanting to lay eggs that bite, so they don’t always want to bite
Mictlan39 on
We want to die, but they want to live
Ddayknight90001 on
Either you have hit a highest point in life if the mosquitos don’t bite you or if you are truly fucked if the mosquitoes aren’t biting anymore.
ConsiderationWild833 on
I checked Web MD, you’re dead.
kcolrehstihson_ on
I used to smoke 80 bucks of weed per day never got bitten by mosquitos, quit smoking like 4 months ago full of mosquito bites…. fuckers
podolot on
Potassium, you stopped eating potassium. ​
VorticalHeart44 on
Maybe a month has passed and it’s no longer mosquito season.
Adramelechs_Tail on
Antigens probably, you are not producing enough of them so you are no longer that yummy
Valravn1121 on
did bro forget the seasons change or
0-Nightshade-0 on
Is Peter in the chat? I don’t want to bother the perters in r/Peterexsplainthejoke
PPeach_Pinks on
Mosquitos don’t like frozen food, that’s it
Sea_Pomegranate6293 on
vitamin b tastes gross to mosquitos. A lot of governments require certain amounts of vitamins, minerals and other essentials to be in the food to qualify it for approval/a higher health rating. You are probably either getting vitamin b or getting something which aids in the absorbtion of vitamin b.
Murky_Highlight_2437 on
Malaria
PublicVanilla988 on
in what country is frozen food cheap? (compared to cheap food. not comparing frozen pizzas with normal ones)
sonofhappyfunball on
Are you sure you’re not a ghost?
misterturdcat on
It’s fall, they’re going to sleep
WookaTV on
Bro its october
Shadow9378 on
whats with this cartoony template
Purp1eC0bras on
There aren’t mosquitos in the colder months but in the warmer months. Just bc you ate differently in warm weather vs cold weather, does not change the bugs. Correlation is not necessarily causation. There are simply no bugs in the colder months to bite you.
Calvesguy_1 on
It would seem like mosquitoes wre the single biggest contributor to the obesity crisis. After all, why be healthy if it means more of these fuckers coming after you?
HelenBabybon on
Who knew being broke was the ultimate mosquito repellent?
DeathHopper on
Cuz you have to go outside to usually encounter mosquitos.
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Mosquito be like: you are bad for my health 🙂
Nah they stopped biting cuz i was biting them.
Maybe you’ve got vampire genes!
They find animals based on the carbon dioxide they breathe out, so if your metabolism or cardio has recently been neglected you could be less attractive to Mosquitos
It’s also only females wanting to lay eggs that bite, so they don’t always want to bite
We want to die, but they want to live
Either you have hit a highest point in life if the mosquitos don’t bite you or if you are truly fucked if the mosquitoes aren’t biting anymore.
I checked Web MD, you’re dead.
I used to smoke 80 bucks of weed per day never got bitten by mosquitos, quit smoking like 4 months ago full of mosquito bites…. fuckers
Potassium, you stopped eating potassium. ​
Maybe a month has passed and it’s no longer mosquito season.
Antigens probably, you are not producing enough of them so you are no longer that yummy
did bro forget the seasons change or
Is Peter in the chat? I don’t want to bother the perters in r/Peterexsplainthejoke
Mosquitos don’t like frozen food, that’s it
vitamin b tastes gross to mosquitos. A lot of governments require certain amounts of vitamins, minerals and other essentials to be in the food to qualify it for approval/a higher health rating. You are probably either getting vitamin b or getting something which aids in the absorbtion of vitamin b.
Malaria
in what country is frozen food cheap? (compared to cheap food. not comparing frozen pizzas with normal ones)
Are you sure you’re not a ghost?
It’s fall, they’re going to sleep
Bro its october
whats with this cartoony template
There aren’t mosquitos in the colder months but in the warmer months. Just bc you ate differently in warm weather vs cold weather, does not change the bugs. Correlation is not necessarily causation. There are simply no bugs in the colder months to bite you.
It would seem like mosquitoes wre the single biggest contributor to the obesity crisis. After all, why be healthy if it means more of these fuckers coming after you?
Who knew being broke was the ultimate mosquito repellent?
Cuz you have to go outside to usually encounter mosquitos.