JD ruined a leather love seat that had been in my family for years. I told him that’s not what “love seat” meant, but he just got this look in his eyes, like a rabid bearded Gerber baby. Long story short, we had to burn it.
^For ^legal ^reasons, ^the ^above ^is ^a ^joke.
True story.
urbanek2525 on
The rule was that you weren’t going to fact check me.
un_theist on
Just doing whatever makes sense!
Creative-Claire on
“JD Vance didn’t fuck a couch” is EXACTLY what a couch fucker would say.
TonyG_from_NYC on
There’s no proof that Vance didn’t fucked a couch.
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JD ruined a leather love seat that had been in my family for years. I told him that’s not what “love seat” meant, but he just got this look in his eyes, like a rabid bearded Gerber baby. Long story short, we had to burn it.
^For ^legal ^reasons, ^the ^above ^is ^a ^joke.
True story.
The rule was that you weren’t going to fact check me.
Just doing whatever makes sense!
“JD Vance didn’t fuck a couch” is EXACTLY what a couch fucker would say.
There’s no proof that Vance didn’t fucked a couch.
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