I assume these were confiscated items, not that there’s an epidemic of passengers trying to smuggle batarangs on flights
HenryTwenty on
“Oh that? It’s my knife knife.”
Gym-for-ants on
It’s on the picture because people have been caught with them before 🤷🏿♀️
mrjane7 on
But… But I’m Batman.
WooPigSchmooey on
The hijackers threatened to slap the passengers with wooden rulers. Being of a certain age, most of the passengers complied with their demands. But one passenger did not. Emily J. of Bloomington, IL rose from her seat wielding a slap bracelet in each hand and subdued the attackers.
Particular_Tadpole27 on
But Bruce Wayne travels on his private jet
ptolemy18 on
No pocket knives, hunting knives, or switchblades, but a Klingon bat’leth is fine.
chmod-77 on
That might have been the year the frontman for Flaming Lips tried to bring a grenade through. They should have that on there.
MusicianPristine8973 on
“Any knives, needles, bombs or explosives?”
“Of course not, just my Bat-a-rang.”
jonfitt on
I have that batarang letter opener! It’s blunt AF. The edge is rounded and fat. It has difficulty with a stiff envelope.
MsEscapist on
If the cuisinart thing isn’t in a sheath then it looks dull enough that they should probably allow it, and cuisinart should probably be asking the TSA to take down such an unflattering picture of their product.
Glen-Runciter on
I get the bat and wolf reference, but where’s the velociraptor? Or are they referring to the talon-shaped knife?
NonArcticulate on
Damn, can’t fly with my pet velociraptor
Professional_Quit281 on
Ok Cupid has it’s own airport, fucking wild.
SeanOfTheDead1313 on
Only a good guy with a karambit can stop a bad guy with a karambit.
BluejayIntelligent82 on
Cool collection actually
VapidRapidRabbit on
The Cuisinart knife is making me think they were intending to actually stab someone…
feldoneq2wire on
Security theater.
ResettisReplicas on
“This means you, Bruce!”
YougoReddits on
Sir, do you have anything to declare?
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gizzardgullet on
“Batman Begin” ~Sir Michael Caine
TheHealadin on
I have that same model of paring knife.
sagerideout on
that’s cute, that knife has its own little buddy knife
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the tsa wont allow rulers?
Luckily, Bruce Wayne flies private.
I assume these were confiscated items, not that there’s an epidemic of passengers trying to smuggle batarangs on flights
“Oh that? It’s my knife knife.”
It’s on the picture because people have been caught with them before 🤷🏿♀️
But… But I’m Batman.
The hijackers threatened to slap the passengers with wooden rulers. Being of a certain age, most of the passengers complied with their demands. But one passenger did not. Emily J. of Bloomington, IL rose from her seat wielding a slap bracelet in each hand and subdued the attackers.
But Bruce Wayne travels on his private jet
No pocket knives, hunting knives, or switchblades, but a Klingon bat’leth is fine.
That might have been the year the frontman for Flaming Lips tried to bring a grenade through. They should have that on there.
“Any knives, needles, bombs or explosives?”
“Of course not, just my Bat-a-rang.”
I have that batarang letter opener! It’s blunt AF. The edge is rounded and fat. It has difficulty with a stiff envelope.
If the cuisinart thing isn’t in a sheath then it looks dull enough that they should probably allow it, and cuisinart should probably be asking the TSA to take down such an unflattering picture of their product.
I get the bat and wolf reference, but where’s the velociraptor? Or are they referring to the talon-shaped knife?
Damn, can’t fly with my pet velociraptor
Ok Cupid has it’s own airport, fucking wild.
Only a good guy with a karambit can stop a bad guy with a karambit.
Cool collection actually
The Cuisinart knife is making me think they were intending to actually stab someone…
Security theater.
“This means you, Bruce!”
Sir, do you have anything to declare?
![gif](giphy|hFfX5Thau8tig|downsized)
“Batman Begin” ~Sir Michael Caine
I have that same model of paring knife.
that’s cute, that knife has its own little buddy knife
If I can’t fly with my Batarangs, count me out