Found this stick in bushes outside of my house… what… the…??
We live in a pretty rural area and just recently found this stick deep in the bushes outside of my house.
I stare at it every day trying to figure out its origins… and I can’t put it together.
Where did this come from?
Is it natural?
Did someone make it?
Am I hexed now? Lol
Was it carved by someone just trying to mindfuck someone many years later?
I have so many questions and figure Reddit might be the only hope for the unanswered StickFace.
PremiumOxygen on
Calved stick.
Sandia-Patilla on
Metapod, is that you? xdd
Select-Birthday-7763 on
Looks like a happy ent for you
Impressive-Koala4742 on
Looks like a cursed object from JJK, could be the last Sukuna’s finger
FULLsanwhich15 on
![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)
Janhansivan on
Baby ent. Return it to its parents or prepare for the worst.
Tha_Watcher on
Ask that stick for 3 wishes!
InvaderDust on
Officialsticknation on insta
Would LOVE this!
Hydrolovah420 on
U should put that back before it turns you into one of them
Jorgwalther on
The Giving Stick
thewarehouse on
People used to whittle branches into things before Tiktok
Jack-Tar-Says on
I wouldn’t go down to the woods today.
Treebeard might stomp your ass.
ChaoticGoku on
![gif](giphy|GjonBzjN5b0Zy)
APatheticPoetic on
WE CAN DEVOUR THE GODS TOGETHAAAAA
monkeyheadmark on
José Jalapeño on a Stick, Jeff Dunham must have been sneaking around the house
3banger on
Akshully, that stick found you!
Skoodge42 on
Plant it and get a Groot!
snevetssirhc on
Man imagine seeing that in an altered state
supasexykotbrot on
Why do you search the bushes outside of your house for sticks??
BrownChickenBlackAud on
Looks like a sadJon Stewart
Travelgrrl on
And so your Quest begins.
mike-lit55 on
Baby ent!!!!!
dukefaceb on
Use it as a Poop Knife
MacAneave on
That’s an old redwood souvenir. I have a similar one nailed to a tree outside my place.
The_Mystery_Knight on
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?
yahwehforlife on
Nope! Throw it back
pixel8knuckle on
The original poop stick
ThatGuy_Nick9 on
That’s a cool stick!
CaveManta on
INFJ stick
Nabahe602 on
Looks like The Great Delu Tree to me lol
Slayn87 on
That’s a rare ceremonial dildo expertly crafted by the Badonkadonk tribe and it belongs in a museum.
KubatropixCZ on
![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC)
Fra_Mauro on
r/wizardposting
SwampCrittr on
Nope… I’m too high for this.
Feisty_Barnacle_7007 on
I’m not gonna lie bud you’ve probably been hexed by the local wizard. A thousand minor inconveniences await ye,
FloraMaeWolfe on
My reply on the other post before it was removed (in case you didn’t see it):
Well, a possible non-scary answer would be someone had it as an ornament of sorts in the past and lost it. Looks a bit weathered so has probably been there a good while.
Then you have the little more scary answer that a witch once lived there and this is some ritual item (could be a number of things) meant to protect the home or ward off stuff or draw in stuff, who knows. Could also simply be an ornament or something.
>!Then you have the scarier option, someone trying to curse you. Very unlikely. This doesn’t seem to fit that vibe.!<
Whatever the case, it looks like someone spent a lot of time on it. At the minimum, it’s a work of art.
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Found this stick in bushes outside of my house… what… the…??
We live in a pretty rural area and just recently found this stick deep in the bushes outside of my house.
I stare at it every day trying to figure out its origins… and I can’t put it together.
Where did this come from?
Is it natural?
Did someone make it?
Am I hexed now? Lol
Was it carved by someone just trying to mindfuck someone many years later?
I have so many questions and figure Reddit might be the only hope for the unanswered StickFace.
Calved stick.
Metapod, is that you? xdd
Looks like a happy ent for you
Looks like a cursed object from JJK, could be the last Sukuna’s finger
![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)
Baby ent. Return it to its parents or prepare for the worst.
Ask that stick for 3 wishes!
Officialsticknation on insta
Would LOVE this!
U should put that back before it turns you into one of them
The Giving Stick
People used to whittle branches into things before Tiktok
I wouldn’t go down to the woods today.
Treebeard might stomp your ass.
![gif](giphy|GjonBzjN5b0Zy)
WE CAN DEVOUR THE GODS TOGETHAAAAA
José Jalapeño on a Stick, Jeff Dunham must have been sneaking around the house
Akshully, that stick found you!
Plant it and get a Groot!
Man imagine seeing that in an altered state
Why do you search the bushes outside of your house for sticks??
Looks like a sadJon Stewart
And so your Quest begins.
Baby ent!!!!!
Use it as a Poop Knife
That’s an old redwood souvenir. I have a similar one nailed to a tree outside my place.
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?
Nope! Throw it back
The original poop stick
That’s a cool stick!
INFJ stick
Looks like The Great Delu Tree to me lol
That’s a rare ceremonial dildo expertly crafted by the Badonkadonk tribe and it belongs in a museum.
![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC)
r/wizardposting
Nope… I’m too high for this.
I’m not gonna lie bud you’ve probably been hexed by the local wizard. A thousand minor inconveniences await ye,
My reply on the other post before it was removed (in case you didn’t see it):
Well, a possible non-scary answer would be someone had it as an ornament of sorts in the past and lost it. Looks a bit weathered so has probably been there a good while.
Then you have the little more scary answer that a witch once lived there and this is some ritual item (could be a number of things) meant to protect the home or ward off stuff or draw in stuff, who knows. Could also simply be an ornament or something.
>!Then you have the scarier option, someone trying to curse you. Very unlikely. This doesn’t seem to fit that vibe.!<
Whatever the case, it looks like someone spent a lot of time on it. At the minimum, it’s a work of art.
That’s an AWESOME find!!