That vulture’s *face* 😀 “What the… I am the harbinger of death! Dread incarnate! What the *fuck?!”*
Bonzo_Gariepi on
kid needs a dad , lol wtf you just brought home the grim reaper named mr plague.
survival-nut on
I assume it has either just fledged the nest or it gorged itself on carrion and was unable to fly.
CheapSpray9428 on
Vulture seems quite content and accepts its fate
hanavini on
wait a kid caught a vulture?? that’s wild those birds are huge i wonder how they even managed to do that honestly impressive but also a little scary
k4ubabes on
That kid’s got some serious skills catching a vulture?! Future wildlife expert in the making!
laffinator on
Looks like a chicken to me.
How about the taste tho
Diesel_Doctor on
The bird is just as confused as dad is.
she_slithers_slyly on
It must’ve been the crocs.
Straight-Treacle-630 on
Only a kid wouldn’t think twice about this…☺️
CriticalStation595 on
Dreamworks movie about a vulture. Needle scratch- “You’re probably wondering how I got here.”
WhatsaRedditsdo on
The bird “I’m telling!”
Birony88 on
Man, that bird could fuck that kid up.
One day, when he’s a little wiser, he’s going to look back at this video and wonder what the hell he was thinking, and what his parents were thinking recording it instead of getting that animal, whose claws and beak are made to rend flesh from bone, away from their kid.
Acceptable-Chance534 on
Great opportunity for dad to tell him not to chase animals down and shake them out of trees.
agra_unknown1834 on
Detritivores are fucking lit.
Playing in a creek as a kid and having these types of experiences with aquatic and riparian critters has led me to studying environmental science with a focus on aquatic ecology. (I brought home a little snapping turtle and wanted to keep it as a pet lol)
I sincerely hope this kid’s unique and intimate experience will give him passion for any of the biological sciences.
Lorac1134 on
Fun fact: The legs of vultures are usually coated white, due to the dried uric acid of their excrement. Vultures will excrete waste onto their legs, serving two different purposes:
In warm weather, pooping on their legs is part of their thermoregulation – it helps to cool down their body temperature.
When vultures step into a carcass, touching possibly contaminated flesh, they risk coming into contact with bacteria. They disinfect themselves with the highly acidic uric acids by excreting onto their legs.
Kid should wash his hands.
gnocchi_baby on
Mmm I think the vulture chose him
MarkMaynardDotcom on
Playing it like bagpipes
WeirdRadiant2470 on
The day you realize your kid is….different.
pinewind108 on
I’d be concerned that vulture is actually sick. West Nile, or something.
birdbrain59 on
Pretty good. He will release it?
thisunithasnosoul on
SMallOgdenUT2024 on
That there is a turkey vulture. We have a lot of them in GA.
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In Canada we call them tow truck drivers
Bird can’t understand how he got caught.
BUT I’M THE PREDATOR! NOT THE PREY! HOW!?
Vulture: The audacity…let. go. of me!
Ya just fyi this could be considered a felony
Edit: not that I give a shit
That vulture’s *face* 😀 “What the… I am the harbinger of death! Dread incarnate! What the *fuck?!”*
kid needs a dad , lol wtf you just brought home the grim reaper named mr plague.
I assume it has either just fledged the nest or it gorged itself on carrion and was unable to fly.
Vulture seems quite content and accepts its fate
wait a kid caught a vulture?? that’s wild those birds are huge i wonder how they even managed to do that honestly impressive but also a little scary
That kid’s got some serious skills catching a vulture?! Future wildlife expert in the making!
Looks like a chicken to me.
How about the taste tho
The bird is just as confused as dad is.
It must’ve been the crocs.
Only a kid wouldn’t think twice about this…☺️
Dreamworks movie about a vulture. Needle scratch- “You’re probably wondering how I got here.”
The bird “I’m telling!”
Man, that bird could fuck that kid up.
One day, when he’s a little wiser, he’s going to look back at this video and wonder what the hell he was thinking, and what his parents were thinking recording it instead of getting that animal, whose claws and beak are made to rend flesh from bone, away from their kid.
Great opportunity for dad to tell him not to chase animals down and shake them out of trees.
Detritivores are fucking lit.
Playing in a creek as a kid and having these types of experiences with aquatic and riparian critters has led me to studying environmental science with a focus on aquatic ecology. (I brought home a little snapping turtle and wanted to keep it as a pet lol)
I sincerely hope this kid’s unique and intimate experience will give him passion for any of the biological sciences.
Fun fact: The legs of vultures are usually coated white, due to the dried uric acid of their excrement. Vultures will excrete waste onto their legs, serving two different purposes:
In warm weather, pooping on their legs is part of their thermoregulation – it helps to cool down their body temperature.
When vultures step into a carcass, touching possibly contaminated flesh, they risk coming into contact with bacteria. They disinfect themselves with the highly acidic uric acids by excreting onto their legs.
Kid should wash his hands.
Mmm I think the vulture chose him
Playing it like bagpipes
The day you realize your kid is….different.
I’d be concerned that vulture is actually sick. West Nile, or something.
Pretty good. He will release it?
That there is a turkey vulture. We have a lot of them in GA.