As someone from the UK who was a child in the 1980s, I grew up mistakenly thinking all hippos were like George from Rainbow, except possibly less pink. And camp.
(Photo attached for non-UK readers)
I’ve had my mind blown this year learning about how they’re NOT actually cute, eyelash-batting, lazy, wallowing water dogs.
They’re fucking terrifying.
There should be more horror movies made about hippos. Forget sharks and gators. I have a new phobia.
Thoughtsarethings231 on
Reckon i could take one and would’ve survived the titan sub implosion. Built differently.
jorgthorn on
mmmmm big bacon?
tl54nz on
There’s also a variant that does holy damage. Weak to fire and lightning though.
Cold_Revenant on
That’s funny, cause seeing from outside one would say 2 tons of crazy fat
yamimementomori on
Feed their muscles a bucket of Snickers and we good.
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And if that wasn’t enough, they can run as fast as horses on land and are deceptively fast in water too.
Once they make contact, it’s game over. Cos they have a bite force 3x times that of an adult lion.
But they look chubby, and the puppies are adorable
is that why they dont need the gym, or to stretch before charging after safari trucks …. /s
I always thought they were pretty fat and inactive lol
Moo Deng is gonna get jacked
Always hungry, hungry, too.
He’s so happy looking!
Hippos are hungry hungry tanks
When something that’s as aerodynamic as a house can run and swim that fast, avoid that shit.
They’re like gym and tan, minus the laundry.
https://preview.redd.it/96xl5al1y7sd1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deda1c0a1fc5a50549471d0b0b2fac4807baac55
As someone from the UK who was a child in the 1980s, I grew up mistakenly thinking all hippos were like George from Rainbow, except possibly less pink. And camp.
(Photo attached for non-UK readers)
I’ve had my mind blown this year learning about how they’re NOT actually cute, eyelash-batting, lazy, wallowing water dogs.
They’re fucking terrifying.
There should be more horror movies made about hippos. Forget sharks and gators. I have a new phobia.
Reckon i could take one and would’ve survived the titan sub implosion. Built differently.
mmmmm big bacon?
There’s also a variant that does holy damage. Weak to fire and lightning though.
That’s funny, cause seeing from outside one would say 2 tons of crazy fat
Feed their muscles a bucket of Snickers and we good.
I’d fight it.