When you fish so bad that a dolphin feels bad for you.
Rob_van_Wanst on
Dolphin: Human, take this fish as token of friendsh…
Human: Nah thx, I’m good. It looks strange anyway.
Dolphin: I SAID TAKE THAT GODDARN FISH!
Evinalesca on
So long and thanks for all the fish I guess.
mavityre on
Ocean Retriever. Good dog.
Wonderful-Exit-9785 on
Dolphin: “I’m already stuffed from the all-you-can-eat krill. Here, take my main entrée.”
RoyallyOakie on
The dolphin then took the man’s dog…
JawsDeep on
Poisoness
magirevols on
“Dumb human, can’t even get his own food properly”
AnyDamnThingWillDo on
And if he really like you he’ll let you have a hit off his puffer fish.
chill633 on
Commenters are focusing on the human perspective, but what about the fish? That there is pure dolphin mafia. The fish is meant to be an example — made to “sleep with the humans” — as an object lesson to the other fish. Mr. Dolphin never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood?
old_mcfartigan on
It’s a prank, he spit on it
howgoesitguy on
“You’ve been out here for hours. Its not that difficult. Just take this.”
Dolphins really are the dogs of the sea! Such great personalities.
jesus_does_crossfit on
“You missed one.”
_DonTazeMeBro on
Isn’t that a puffer fish that have toxins which can easily kill people? That dolphin has ulterior motives ☠️
MelancholyMeltingpot on
Do dolphins have unique face markings? Cause that dolphin looks Maori
ThisTicksyNormous on
CyberDolphin 😶
TokiVideogame on
he wanted a free filet service
Gr_Snek on
Oh look, it’s already filled with may-
Furynine on
“You were supposed to throw it for me to catch 😔”
allnamesaretaken2392 on
isnt this some sort of poison fish which makes the dolphin high? so this is more like a joint passing around? would be hilarious
s1owpokerodriguez on
Usually it’s the other way around
qtjedigrl on
*PETA enters the chat*
chickswhorip on
What if Dolphin trying to show you a new pathogen or disease that was never present in fish before?
Bjfikky on
Traitor 😂
Zestyclose_Car_4971 on
This dolphins obviously never heard the phrase; *if you give a man a fish*
OilEnough3201 on
When the wildlife knows you suck at fishing
Alternative_Yak3256 on
𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑟
mapoftasmania on
“Those lines are a pain in the ass to swim around. Just take this fish and fuck off.”
ins4ne99 on
How does a dolphin breath?
cheeseyboy44 on
“Now fook off”
Objective_Pause5988 on
Where are it’s eyes?
Moyankee on
So long and thanks for all the fish.
thealexstorm on
Handed him a dead fish. Crushed the fish’s head in its mouth.
GullibleDetective on
If that wasn’t recorded nobody would ever have believed them
_PoiZ on
I swear we need to train dolphins like dogs because they are so cooperative and willing to help they could do so many things like rescue drowning people, getting certain things out of the water like fish or things that fell in. We could also use them to swim faster by holding onto them. Why didn’t humanity do that yet? I mean yeah I know about the russian military dolphin program but that’s no longer active and dolphins could do so much other non military tasks.
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When you fish so bad that a dolphin feels bad for you.
Dolphin: Human, take this fish as token of friendsh…
Human: Nah thx, I’m good. It looks strange anyway.
Dolphin: I SAID TAKE THAT GODDARN FISH!
So long and thanks for all the fish I guess.
Ocean Retriever. Good dog.
Dolphin: “I’m already stuffed from the all-you-can-eat krill. Here, take my main entrée.”
The dolphin then took the man’s dog…
Poisoness
“Dumb human, can’t even get his own food properly”
And if he really like you he’ll let you have a hit off his puffer fish.
Commenters are focusing on the human perspective, but what about the fish? That there is pure dolphin mafia. The fish is meant to be an example — made to “sleep with the humans” — as an object lesson to the other fish. Mr. Dolphin never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood?
It’s a prank, he spit on it
“You’ve been out here for hours. Its not that difficult. Just take this.”
I remember the story of the leopard seal that tried to feed the Nat Geo cameraman thinking he had been trying to catch fish and mist be bad at it. It brought multiple penguins and at times thrust it into his face. [Story ](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/140311-paul-nicklen-leopard-seal-photographer-viral)
“Friend?”
Dolphins really are the dogs of the sea! Such great personalities.
“You missed one.”
Isn’t that a puffer fish that have toxins which can easily kill people? That dolphin has ulterior motives ☠️
Do dolphins have unique face markings? Cause that dolphin looks Maori
CyberDolphin 😶
he wanted a free filet service
Oh look, it’s already filled with may-
“You were supposed to throw it for me to catch 😔”
isnt this some sort of poison fish which makes the dolphin high? so this is more like a joint passing around? would be hilarious
Usually it’s the other way around
*PETA enters the chat*
What if Dolphin trying to show you a new pathogen or disease that was never present in fish before?
Traitor 😂
This dolphins obviously never heard the phrase; *if you give a man a fish*
When the wildlife knows you suck at fishing
𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑟
“Those lines are a pain in the ass to swim around. Just take this fish and fuck off.”
How does a dolphin breath?
“Now fook off”
Where are it’s eyes?
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Handed him a dead fish. Crushed the fish’s head in its mouth.
If that wasn’t recorded nobody would ever have believed them
I swear we need to train dolphins like dogs because they are so cooperative and willing to help they could do so many things like rescue drowning people, getting certain things out of the water like fish or things that fell in. We could also use them to swim faster by holding onto them. Why didn’t humanity do that yet? I mean yeah I know about the russian military dolphin program but that’s no longer active and dolphins could do so much other non military tasks.
I gave that human a fish. Humans love fish.
It’s poisoned.