Maybe Sweet Caroline if I were in Boston?
https://x.com/michaelharriot/status/1841135108281061461?t=Apq2JNwEBx7Leka0dwzyXQ&s=09
by kekehippo
Maybe Sweet Caroline if I were in Boston?
https://x.com/michaelharriot/status/1841135108281061461?t=Apq2JNwEBx7Leka0dwzyXQ&s=09
by kekehippo
17 Comments
id just yell “dont shoot”, thats instant US identification right there.
cussing at them and claiming sovereign citizenship is classic American behavior.
Not only do they know I am a 12th generational American, but they know I am patriotic.
I would do my best to stay calm, keep my hands in plain sight and wait for them to ask for ID. And even though I’m an atheist I’d pray to god or the ancestors or everybody that I get to go back home safe.
I am so going to sue you ass.
this might be a joke but americans have been accidentally deported by ICE before. Run into the wrong one and the paperwork gonna say Haitian or Venezuelan for us weird face lightskins 🙁
Thank them for their service
No speeka inglish
when I become god emperor the citizenship test will just be “name any four members of the Wu Tang Clan”
As Cleveland Brown said on Family Guy:
“we all know how this goes……*[gets on knees]* I’M ALREADY DOING IT !”
COUNTRY ROADS
WHip out my gut and tell ’em what’s what.
“I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN OF-”
“My apologies, carry on.”
This what I don’t understand about black, Hispanic, non white people that want to “both sides” or be trump supporters.
Trump flat out said he wants remigration! Meaning, unless you look like Peyton Manning or Brittney Mahomes you’re going to have your citizenship status questioned and maybe decided by a 25 year old agent from Iowa.
Show my id lol. But that’s the boring answer
I’ll start screaming about my RIGHTS