Next time, just get a gift card

    by clarissapolished

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    1. Large_Awareness_9416 on

      Jokes on you, there are 25 seasoned Greek warriors and one Odysseus inside that card!

      No one knows how he achieved that, but Zeus said it’s fine because, quote, “You sure this Odysseus guy ain’t one of mine? Because he is fucking awesome.”

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