I think mines broken… its doesn’t do any of the neat tricks I keep seeing on reddit.
PoolAlligatorr on
How did someone even come up with this??!😭
BenTheDiamondback on
Oh yeah, I heard about this! I think a 90s metal band like Static-X or Amen or Sevendust had a song called “Lovesuck” … not sure it addressed this directly but y’know…
CARDEK04 on
Penchantfortoes on
“Citation needed” is the expression here I think.
Moppermonster on
Is this one of those mormon things like soaking?
Belze26 on
Bro’s gf must be his vaccum cleaner based on his expectations
G_u_i_l_l_l on
You can’t deny that these guys have a lot of imagination.
Wonderful-Ad5713 on
And that’s how you get a vaginal embolism, which can prove fatal.
Flame_Fist_Ace on
I came here to post a funny gift but now I’m just pissed because I can’t find it. I was going to post that scene where David’s Wallace from the office was doing the voop sound explaining his toy vacuum suck it it it was going to be absolutely beautiful and now I’m just pissed
RealUltimatePapo on
Why is it always middle-aged men, with a profile picture of American flag+bald eagle, that insist on being the stupidest fucks to grace God’s green earth?
Linkario86 on
Dude lives his life thinking no woman ever truly loved him, or no woman actually ever did at all.
bowens44 on
home schooled?
Common-Cricket7316 on
AI content ?
AzuleStriker on
Yeah I’m pretty sure we need to reinstate actual fucking sexual education.
Jack-Tar-Says on
I’ve been sucked in by a few women at times in my life, but it was just, you know, figuratively speaking.
Little did I know I could just lay back at let it happen physically. /s
skilliau on
That community note sums it up
GimmieGummies on
Vaginas don’t work like that
Sandfairy23 on
True story. Had to move to a different town to avoid any embarrassment if I bumped into my ex in the post office.
jhwheuer on
No SexEd for generations, it seems
LordBrixton on
When you wrote ‘woman,’ here, did you mean to type ‘fleshlight’ ?
driscollat1 on
Following on from that: if a man tries to rape a woman, she should close up completely and it would be impossible for him to penetrate her…funny how neither scenario is true!!
esquirlo_espianacho on
And these are the fuckers who gonna start a civil war. I like our chances…
Needmoresnakes on
When a man and a ping pong show performer love each other very much…
OneTonOfClay on
He’s trying to sound poetic but it sounds like his dream fantasy is having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
Notbadconsidering on
Wow. Where to start? The basic physics is wrong, let alone the biology, sociology and ethics. This clown is murdering the entire university. Even the engineers are worried.
VelvetyHippopotomy on
It’s called a vagina. Not Hoover.
Moonlit_Jolene on
Your biology teacher is a Jedi and you’re still failing sex ed
hypnoskills on
Someone watched American Gods one too many times.
Deranged_Coconut808 on
sound like homeschool sex ed.
Dustin_F_Bess on
Tell me you’re a virgin, without telling me you’re a virgin…
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I think mines broken… its doesn’t do any of the neat tricks I keep seeing on reddit.
How did someone even come up with this??!😭
Oh yeah, I heard about this! I think a 90s metal band like Static-X or Amen or Sevendust had a song called “Lovesuck” … not sure it addressed this directly but y’know…
“Citation needed” is the expression here I think.
Is this one of those mormon things like soaking?
Bro’s gf must be his vaccum cleaner based on his expectations
You can’t deny that these guys have a lot of imagination.
And that’s how you get a vaginal embolism, which can prove fatal.
I came here to post a funny gift but now I’m just pissed because I can’t find it. I was going to post that scene where David’s Wallace from the office was doing the voop sound explaining his toy vacuum suck it it it was going to be absolutely beautiful and now I’m just pissed
Why is it always middle-aged men, with a profile picture of American flag+bald eagle, that insist on being the stupidest fucks to grace God’s green earth?
Dude lives his life thinking no woman ever truly loved him, or no woman actually ever did at all.
home schooled?
AI content ?
Yeah I’m pretty sure we need to reinstate actual fucking sexual education.
I’ve been sucked in by a few women at times in my life, but it was just, you know, figuratively speaking.
Little did I know I could just lay back at let it happen physically. /s
That community note sums it up
Vaginas don’t work like that
True story. Had to move to a different town to avoid any embarrassment if I bumped into my ex in the post office.
No SexEd for generations, it seems
When you wrote ‘woman,’ here, did you mean to type ‘fleshlight’ ?
Following on from that: if a man tries to rape a woman, she should close up completely and it would be impossible for him to penetrate her…funny how neither scenario is true!!
And these are the fuckers who gonna start a civil war. I like our chances…
When a man and a ping pong show performer love each other very much…
He’s trying to sound poetic but it sounds like his dream fantasy is having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
Wow. Where to start? The basic physics is wrong, let alone the biology, sociology and ethics. This clown is murdering the entire university. Even the engineers are worried.
It’s called a vagina. Not Hoover.
Your biology teacher is a Jedi and you’re still failing sex ed
Someone watched American Gods one too many times.
sound like homeschool sex ed.
Tell me you’re a virgin, without telling me you’re a virgin…