I run a professional gardening service and the Customer asked us to cut this climber here. I left my labourer to do it and this is what I came back to.
I run a professional gardening service and the Customer asked us to cut this climber here. I left my labourer to do it and this is what I came back to.
He looks so proud of himself! “Look boss, I done did whatcha told me “. 🤪 He also looks high af.
guitartoad on
Must be the same guy I had working on my lawn. His only task was to mow, but he took it upon himself to cut down three trees he deemed ‘too tall.’ Further, he cut the trunks several inches above the ground, leaving stabby stalks someone can trip on.
ChannelLumpy7453 on
You may, in future, elect to refer to your business simply as ‘a gardening business’.
Your man looks like he could identify weed from 100 yards, but not know the difference between a weed and a daffodil.
Melodic-Fudge703 on
He’s not wrong…
Elegant_Celery400 on
You do not run a professional gardening service.
FD4L on
Looks like that guy blows at multiple aspects of his job.
AurelianoTampa on
I didn’t realize what was wrong at first, then it suddenly clicked and I gasped. That is a BIG screw up! I think your employee is the reason people get drug tested for work.
0LowLight0 on
Munson
Interesting_Notice84 on
Don’t hire meth addicts
AutocraticHilarity on
Correction: you RAN a professional gardening service. Now it’s just people with garden equipment hacking away at things. Depending on how this is handled the one-star review writes itself…
IThinkIKnowThings on
Is your labourer Amelia Bedelia?
wardenstark8 on
” I can’t find anyone who’s any good to work for me….” (Pays minimum wage).
OP may pay well, but most of the complaints I hear about getting good employees could be rectified by paying for better employees.
ColdYeosSoyMilk on
this is what paying somebody 10 bucks an hour for a 500 dollar job gets you
SeaBass426 on
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MoreThanWYSIWYG on
He did the specified labor
Weebs_In_Space on
while its nice of you to hire the homeless, maybe give them some basic training first
TaintFraidOfNoGhost on
I think you made a new meme.
ChEmIcAl_KeEn on
Dude looks like he should be doing scaffolding with the amount of gear he shovels up his nose
dannygram on
Plot Twist: It actually sprouted from a clogged gutter and he was right
Asleep_Onion on
r/technicallythetruth
GoodWaste8222 on
Ooof. And now it’s dead too
karimbenbourenane on
Are you one of those companies that refer to yourselves as a plant/tree surgeons? The patient is dead.
OpportunitySmart3457 on
Nice uniform for employee, customers must love being unsure if it’s a transient mucking around their yard.
Nothing professional about it and you will not get referrals.
Equivalent-Coconut34 on
Redneck ass gardening company
stevewithcats on
“How many fingers am I holding up ??? “
Him “Thursday “
madogvelkor on
Reminds me of when I worked in a bookstore and we told a new employee to shelve the new books alphabetically by author. Which she did, by first name.
Mission-Storm-4375 on
That guy looks permanently stoned
1043b on
Annnnd this would be why professional supervisors stay at the job site monitoring what is going on….
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He looks so proud of himself! “Look boss, I done did whatcha told me “. 🤪 He also looks high af.
Must be the same guy I had working on my lawn. His only task was to mow, but he took it upon himself to cut down three trees he deemed ‘too tall.’ Further, he cut the trunks several inches above the ground, leaving stabby stalks someone can trip on.
You may, in future, elect to refer to your business simply as ‘a gardening business’.
Your man looks like he could identify weed from 100 yards, but not know the difference between a weed and a daffodil.
He’s not wrong…
You do not run a professional gardening service.
Looks like that guy blows at multiple aspects of his job.
I didn’t realize what was wrong at first, then it suddenly clicked and I gasped. That is a BIG screw up! I think your employee is the reason people get drug tested for work.
Munson
Don’t hire meth addicts
Correction: you RAN a professional gardening service. Now it’s just people with garden equipment hacking away at things. Depending on how this is handled the one-star review writes itself…
Is your labourer Amelia Bedelia?
” I can’t find anyone who’s any good to work for me….” (Pays minimum wage).
OP may pay well, but most of the complaints I hear about getting good employees could be rectified by paying for better employees.
this is what paying somebody 10 bucks an hour for a 500 dollar job gets you
Task failed successfully.
He did the specified labor
while its nice of you to hire the homeless, maybe give them some basic training first
I think you made a new meme.
Dude looks like he should be doing scaffolding with the amount of gear he shovels up his nose
Plot Twist: It actually sprouted from a clogged gutter and he was right
r/technicallythetruth
Ooof. And now it’s dead too
Are you one of those companies that refer to yourselves as a plant/tree surgeons? The patient is dead.
Nice uniform for employee, customers must love being unsure if it’s a transient mucking around their yard.
Nothing professional about it and you will not get referrals.
Redneck ass gardening company
“How many fingers am I holding up ??? “
Him “Thursday “
Reminds me of when I worked in a bookstore and we told a new employee to shelve the new books alphabetically by author. Which she did, by first name.
That guy looks permanently stoned
Annnnd this would be why professional supervisors stay at the job site monitoring what is going on….