Amazing how cool the hippo was. “Sure, strange monkey…you can put your head in my cavernous mouth and feel around my gigantic teeth. Hey, wait…’watermelon?’ Yum! Well, ok, see ya next month. (Humans. They make me do strange things. And then they give me treats.)”
tronaldrumptochina on
ah yes, the teeth seem to be teething
Loggerdon on
A whole watermelon. Damn.
JoeJoeChowstar on
The only way I’d do that job is if there’s someone else pointing a bazooka at the hippo, the moment it decides he’s hungry you are done for
IntrovertMoTown1 on
lol Their mouths are nightmare fuel.
Catastropes on
So that’s how a juicer was inspired
PizzaBoyKeno on
It is estimated that hippo attacks kill 500 people each year in Africa. It is not only their size and weight that makes them dangerous, but also their very sharp teeth!
No-Caterpillar3025 on
its tongue looks like a brain
OneAndOnlyJackSchitt on
This video has everything!
* Correct use of “POV”
* Something which is actually interesting as fuck
* Subverting the expectation “Hippos are dangerous death machines and a person fucking around with their teeth probably means they’re dead”
* Decent quality picture
* Fucking sound
* And cuts off the super loud and obnoxious TikTock audio logo
Good job. You get my upvote.
yamimementomori on
The arm could’ve been that watermelon.
yueciHH on
Very impressive and more dangerous than lion as I was told.
Revolutionary-Dog835 on
Glad that grass stuck in the back disappeared. Reminds me when I get kimchi stuck back there.
Rook2135 on
Nope
Unpickled_cucumber1 on
Id have noped out for sure
Agile_Letterhead7280 on
Looks like a case of Hippodontia
OttersWithPens on
lol no
Arts_Messyjourney on
What if the hippo sneezes?
FreakiestFrank on
I’d be terrified it would bite my arm off
bartlesnid_von_goon on
Like cleaning an operational hydraulic press that you hope is trained not to crush you.
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No thanks
That’s a very well trained hippo.
Nah dude.
That’s it… climb on in there…
Don’t fall in!
Amazing how cool the hippo was. “Sure, strange monkey…you can put your head in my cavernous mouth and feel around my gigantic teeth. Hey, wait…’watermelon?’ Yum! Well, ok, see ya next month. (Humans. They make me do strange things. And then they give me treats.)”
ah yes, the teeth seem to be teething
A whole watermelon. Damn.
The only way I’d do that job is if there’s someone else pointing a bazooka at the hippo, the moment it decides he’s hungry you are done for
lol Their mouths are nightmare fuel.
So that’s how a juicer was inspired
It is estimated that hippo attacks kill 500 people each year in Africa. It is not only their size and weight that makes them dangerous, but also their very sharp teeth!
its tongue looks like a brain
This video has everything!
* Correct use of “POV”
* Something which is actually interesting as fuck
* Subverting the expectation “Hippos are dangerous death machines and a person fucking around with their teeth probably means they’re dead”
* Decent quality picture
* Fucking sound
* And cuts off the super loud and obnoxious TikTock audio logo
Good job. You get my upvote.
The arm could’ve been that watermelon.
Very impressive and more dangerous than lion as I was told.
Glad that grass stuck in the back disappeared. Reminds me when I get kimchi stuck back there.
Nope
Id have noped out for sure
Looks like a case of Hippodontia
lol no
What if the hippo sneezes?
I’d be terrified it would bite my arm off
Like cleaning an operational hydraulic press that you hope is trained not to crush you.
Whewww