Can’t be a patriot if you won’t feed the meat grinder.
Rajamic on
How else are they going to replace the 1000+ soldiers they are losing every day? (Nevermind that a decent chunk of that number is POWs they could probably get back quickly in a peace deal, and this won’t boost soldier counts before Putin is like 95.)
Average_Tomboy on
Guess who doesn’t care because elections are clearly rigged by him?
skilliau on
You know he’s getting elected again, maybe with 117% of votes.
X3n0b1us on
Hahahah, elected he said…that was funny
Cerebral_Overload on
He’s been rigging elections for years OP, voting in Russia is pointless.
Silkies4life on
Funny of you to think these are actual elections. It’s easy to win when your main opposition dies mysteriously in prison all the time.
SWatt_Officer on
Yeah, with this he might only get 101% of the vote instead of 117%!
PotooSexer on
You think everyone wants Putin as president? Russia isn’t actually a democracy
OrbAndSceptre on
No wonder the Trump MAGA republicans love Putin. Nothing screams alpha male more than wanting to keep women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. /s
SeanFromQueens on
How would a ban on child-free living even work? Would people start getting fined at the age of majority until they have a kid? Would they have reverse Maury Povich “you’re not the father” cries of anguish and “you are the father” screams of joy” whenever there’s a question of paternity? At what age do you imprison a person who doesn’t have a kid? What happens if the woman has miscarriage, do the man and woman get partial credit for trying to have kids?
Savings-Programmer18 on
He needs another generation of kids to send off and die in one of his wars
boyaintri9ht on
Same as the US, we ban women from being in control of their own bodies.
Aiku on
Runing out of soldiers, Putin
mercutio48 on
In Vladimir’s Russia, election result does not determine government. Government determine election result. And CNN watch you.
Sion_forgeblast on
meanwhile in every other country, we got people complaining that they should force people to take a test to get a “have a kid” license
Horror-Layer-8178 on
If you want to see what American Conservatives want, just look at Russia
Ljedmitriy8 on
I mean, technically the truth, i guess, he’s not getting elected, he just rigs the vote every time.
Impossible-Use6521 on
Elections….you funny man.
Federal_Sympathy4667 on
I guess no kids = frontlines in ukraine with no equipment or ammo.
Rozsia on
Oh yea because that worked out so well in Romania back then.
tallwall250 on
Elected? You’re a moron
lonelygalexy on
What election?
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Fubeman on
Now that’s what we call JD Vance country!
Use_Once_and_Deztroy on
Putin needs cannon fodder
matt_chowder on
They would have a lot more babies if they weren’t wasting lives in Ukraine
Priyotosh1234 on
Blyat
MarsupialNo1220 on
He should probably stop killing off all the men, then. They’re at least 50% responsible for reproduction.
TheChigger_Bug on
This is what happens when you send wave after wave of conscripts against heavily fortified defensive position – you start losing a lot of bodies.
Hadrollo on
Who gonna run against him? Anyone who does dies in suspicious circumstances after they’ve been imprisoned or fled the country.
Honestly, don’t think for a heartbeat that Russia is a democracy.
PumpkinOpposite967 on
Lol
Elected? :))))
CaptainKnottz on
I wish I was as ignorant as OP
Fun-Key-8259 on
Not every adult is equipped to be a parent. Russia needs less disaffected youth not more.
Daria_Uvarova on
What timeline you are from? There’s no elections in Russia.
QaplaSuvwl on
Proof of where the Republicans are getting this type of shit they want to force on Americans
MuskokaGreenThumb on
Putin will most likely be dead before those kids can vote
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I predict Russia will be banning cats next!
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Can’t be a patriot if you won’t feed the meat grinder.
How else are they going to replace the 1000+ soldiers they are losing every day? (Nevermind that a decent chunk of that number is POWs they could probably get back quickly in a peace deal, and this won’t boost soldier counts before Putin is like 95.)
Guess who doesn’t care because elections are clearly rigged by him?
You know he’s getting elected again, maybe with 117% of votes.
Hahahah, elected he said…that was funny
He’s been rigging elections for years OP, voting in Russia is pointless.
Funny of you to think these are actual elections. It’s easy to win when your main opposition dies mysteriously in prison all the time.
Yeah, with this he might only get 101% of the vote instead of 117%!
You think everyone wants Putin as president? Russia isn’t actually a democracy
No wonder the Trump MAGA republicans love Putin. Nothing screams alpha male more than wanting to keep women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. /s
How would a ban on child-free living even work? Would people start getting fined at the age of majority until they have a kid? Would they have reverse Maury Povich “you’re not the father” cries of anguish and “you are the father” screams of joy” whenever there’s a question of paternity? At what age do you imprison a person who doesn’t have a kid? What happens if the woman has miscarriage, do the man and woman get partial credit for trying to have kids?
He needs another generation of kids to send off and die in one of his wars
Same as the US, we ban women from being in control of their own bodies.
Runing out of soldiers, Putin
In Vladimir’s Russia, election result does not determine government. Government determine election result. And CNN watch you.
meanwhile in every other country, we got people complaining that they should force people to take a test to get a “have a kid” license
If you want to see what American Conservatives want, just look at Russia
I mean, technically the truth, i guess, he’s not getting elected, he just rigs the vote every time.
Elections….you funny man.
I guess no kids = frontlines in ukraine with no equipment or ammo.
Oh yea because that worked out so well in Romania back then.
Elected? You’re a moron
What election?
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Now that’s what we call JD Vance country!
Putin needs cannon fodder
They would have a lot more babies if they weren’t wasting lives in Ukraine
Blyat
He should probably stop killing off all the men, then. They’re at least 50% responsible for reproduction.
This is what happens when you send wave after wave of conscripts against heavily fortified defensive position – you start losing a lot of bodies.
Who gonna run against him? Anyone who does dies in suspicious circumstances after they’ve been imprisoned or fled the country.
Honestly, don’t think for a heartbeat that Russia is a democracy.
Lol
Elected? :))))
I wish I was as ignorant as OP
Not every adult is equipped to be a parent. Russia needs less disaffected youth not more.
What timeline you are from? There’s no elections in Russia.
Proof of where the Republicans are getting this type of shit they want to force on Americans
Putin will most likely be dead before those kids can vote