“When I was president we didn’t have any hurricanes because they were scared of me, they knew I would nuke them, and also reroute them with my sharpie!” – Dotard Chrump
Apprehensive-Care20z on
The hurricanes are EATING THE DOGS!
MessagingMatters on
So he’s gone from nuking the hurricanes to blocking them with a wall? Flip-flopper!
WordsWatcher on
But as president, wouldn’t he have access to the HAARP weather weapons that allegedly Biden controls? I’m confused.
NotThatAngel on
“Mr. President! A hurricane is about to make landfall in Florida!”
Trump: (pulls out sharpie) “Not on my watch”.
welding-guy74 on
Watch out he might sharpie the hurricanes then nuke them
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“When I was president we didn’t have any hurricanes because they were scared of me, they knew I would nuke them, and also reroute them with my sharpie!” – Dotard Chrump
The hurricanes are EATING THE DOGS!
So he’s gone from nuking the hurricanes to blocking them with a wall? Flip-flopper!
But as president, wouldn’t he have access to the HAARP weather weapons that allegedly Biden controls? I’m confused.
“Mr. President! A hurricane is about to make landfall in Florida!”
Trump: (pulls out sharpie) “Not on my watch”.
Watch out he might sharpie the hurricanes then nuke them